Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸@lavern_spicer
Dear Jasmine Crockett!
What's this I hear about you losing your muthafuckin' Democrat Senate Primary, ho?
Girl your muthafuckin ass aint dancing in the hallway now, huh?
Not so mouthy now, are you?
All that big talk, flappin' them gums like a $10 hooker at a Texas truck stop.
They need to call you Jasmine Crickets cause thats who the fuck showed up to vote for your dumb ass.
Let me break it down for you.
You gave up your cushy House seat to run for Senate.
You LOST—big time.
And now you ain't got nothin' but regrets, empty pockets, and a unanswered call to THE VIEW looking for work.
What, you gonna do now, go back to hawkin' hot sauce on TikTok?
Did you really expect Texas to fall for your racist, hateful bullshit?
Skank, people are fed up and tired of that nonsense.
Your muthafuckin' ass got exactly what you deserve.
A one-way ticket to Loserville, population: YOU.
Pack your bags, boo—ain't no comeback tour for this mess!
BYE BITCH!