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If you want to change people, LIVE LIKE THEM. - Prof John Lonyangapuo #JKLive

@KenyaPower_Care @M_AchiengMercy Mnaweza tuwekea a token of appreciation?

@M_AchiengMercy Hello. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience caused by the power outage. Your case has been registered under reference number 15156980. We will follow up with our team to get the issue resolved promptly. ^GM

@KenyaPower_Care Hi No power kitengela mtr number 37173750797. Old namanga Rd

@MoreOfJeff @Kenyans That's enough grounds to ban phones during voting...see where it's going smart ass?

@Kenyans Wamesema inside polling booth not polling stations. Emotional cunts with no comprehensive understanding are already complaining

IIEBC bans photography and video recording inside polling booths

Half my life 😁#MyXAnniversary

Reduce bitterness from your life, that shit delays blessings!

@kerubo_hillary @paladin_047 Skiza ground

@paladin_047 I use that too but apparently haifai hiyo It needs warm air

Niko na swali hapa Kukinyesha ama kukiwa na baridi nje, nyinyi hutumia the hot or cold AC to clear the windscreen Expert opinions will be much appreciated

@ItsMainaKageni Ideally we sort out problems, not talk about them. We can laugh about them later

Gentlemen, I'd like us to speak honestly and truthfully today. Men are going through a lot... they are encountering so much stress that it's crazy. Now, my question is, who do men talk to about their problems? As a man, where do you go to open up your heart? Who do you confide in? How do you deal with the struggles? If you decide to sit alone with your problems, does that really help? ...and by the way, did you see in the news, that gentleman who was broken and shedding tears because his house which he worked so hard to build was being demolished? Please, lets talk ...I want to hear from you gentlemen. Call in LIVE on Classic 105. The number is +254711046105 ...or reply here. I want to hear from you. This is Maina and King'ang'i in the morning #MainaAndKingangi

@officiialex @Safaricom_Care Hiyo ni alert ya the previous bundle you bought 😀 Pia mimi washainikasirisha hivi, but on checking my balance ilikua sawa

Tuheshimiane tafadhali @Safaricom_Care

@kenyasgossips Take notes gents

@ledamalekina Will you vouch for elimination of the fuel levy when the infrastructure fund is operational?

I know it hurts a lot, but the truth is : Fuel isn’t “free money.” Cheaper fuel means less levy revenue for roads. Kenya has 164,967 km of roads, 15.1% paved (24,868 km); Uganda has 146,000 km, 4.4% paved (6,466 km); Tanzania has 181,000 km, 8% paved (15,000 km). Kenya uses a fuel/roads levy, and cheaper fuel still means less road funding unless the gap is covered elsewhere. The choice is simple: lower taxes and cheaper fuel with slower road development, or higher levies and stronger road expansion. The opposition should stop turning every fuel conversation into cheap politics and blaming Ruto for everything.

@Alexiirander Kuna app umeinstall yenye ni kama virus. Check your apps one by one.

Fvck Redmi, ads Hadi kwa gallery.

@moneyacademyKE CA wants the green one to remain a monopoly, especially for the upcoming elections.

Kenya has increased the licensing fee for satellite providers like Starlink by over 840%, from Sh1.6 million to at least Sh15 million, due to new CA Kenya rules. This will also include an annual fee of up to 0.4% of gross turnover.

@Home_of_Fight In kickboxing there's no takedown threat, which is his kryptonite

🤯🥊Israel Adesanya was a menace in kickboxing. He left dead bodies in the ring Hard to believe he’s on the 4 fights losing streak in the UFC right now

@ira_kenya Sasa kazi ya @PoliceKE ni kuangalia Trident. Wanakulia sana

PUBLIC NOTICE: The Insurance Regulatory Authority has placed Trident Insurance Company, KUSCCO Mutual Assurance Limited, and Corporate Insurance Company under statutory management in accordance with the provisions of Section 67C(2)(i) of the Insurance Act. —

@LivingTricks_ Here name is There. Whatever the parent's were thinking 🙄

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

@HerMerix @Dr_AustinOmondi They need to have roads named appropriately, then classify them with the speeds; Expressway - 140Kph Highway - 110Kph Bypass - ??? etc @ntsa_kenya

@Dr_AustinOmondi @Dr_AustinOmondi Wrong implemention! Selected Roads, Speeds on major highways is 110kph, fines neither collected by KRA nor judiciary.Poor road designs and no signages. Am I supposed to cram speed limits on all major roads around Nairobi? Can’t stop diarrhea by stitching the anus

Is the government to blame when high speed accidents killing innocent Kenyans? Of all things, these traffic fines were a good deterrent to the indiscipline on our roads.

@MtotowaBookten @KinyanBoy Siku hizi ukiwekwa kando na unajua uko na makosa unateremsha dirisha simu ikiwa kwa send money

@Njakeezy @KinyanBoy Ukishaweka gari kando utaelezewa kwa undani

Driving without number plates will now attract instant Sh10,000 fine. Tell your forex people.

@elonmusk MAX VERSTAPPEN ??? COLAPINTO CHARLES LECLERC

@ahmednasirlaw @grok Please note that the higher you are on the list the dumber/more ignorant a country is. Am happy Kenya is not top 20

@grok Go to top 20 countries

@grok please list the top 10 countries you receive most questions?

@CxmeronCc Exactly. It's IQ season

🗣️Pablo Elizalde: "DRS was simple: the graphic appeared, the wing opened, everyone understood. But how do you visually communicate that a driver has chosen to take Turn 9 slightly slower in order to have more deployment through Turn 12? Or that they’ve deliberately forced their opponent to use energy earlier in the lap, leaving them vulnerable two kilometres later?" [Motorsport Magazine] #F1