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@Heroinenetheng2 Next time try Spanish Omelette. I suspect the impregnantee fried them.

God please help to never do this to any man who didn’t marry me cos it’s not worth it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭he went and impregnated another girl as I was baking him scones

@ImpactWeave @onjolo_kenya 💯 true. I stayed there and Mwi Sacco was always very slow.

@NjiuleM @onjolo_kenya In every route where there are Nganyas, there's always a plain and quiet option. Eg, when I'm going to visit Mwiki I can't be found kwa Hannover and Expresso. I go to Metrotrans. Those who want total silence and snail speed go to Mwi Sacco.

While people fly from Europe to come and experience Nganya culture, there are old people somewhere sitted who want to do away with the culture. Kama umezeeka kubali. These nganyas are generating income for many Kenyans. I want to know the reason they want the nganya not to have graffiti. This country Kenya, try to invent anything, ndio unajua kuna licensing board fulani,kuna authority fulani, kuna enforcement fulani,politician fulani who want your money. Watakukulia hadi utotoke. These are the cause of Kenyan problems, they are the reason Kenyans are jobless . When they see a sector doing well they camp there, they squeeze everything until hiyo sector inaanguka. Dangote wanted to start cement factory in Kenya, aliomba hongo ingine hadi akashtuka. He shelved the plans.

@JohAgriculture @onjolo_kenya Yes. You are right.

@NjiuleM @onjolo_kenya What does this have to do with the art on the vehicle, you might not like loud music there are alternative vehicles and those who like music. For reckless driving there are government bodies with funding to handle such issues

@Maniac_osir @onjolo_kenya Very well put. Police look like they are controlled hadi na maprobox za miraa.

@NjiuleM @onjolo_kenya Reckless driving iyo ata basi probox za miraa zinafaa kubaniwa....kitu iko ni police wa traffic wafanye kazi yao..bila kubagua...but shida ingine ni hizo gari zimesimamiwa..music ata wanaeza regulate kama vile speed governor

@Elvis_Localman 🤣🤣🤣 wuuueh

@NjiuleM For us that use communikeson gajets😌

The iPhone hate is majorly due to affordability issues but it’s usually forced down by some nonsensical analysis yet we know it’s the price they can’t match so they have to cope with Samsung is better. Android is just android

@onjolo_kenya @YosefuFahali Mniwache bana🤣🤣 hata Demio iko na mziki Kwa boot.

@NjiuleM @YosefuFahali Okay now tints !!!

@YosefuFahali @onjolo_kenya I drive.

@NjiuleM @onjolo_kenya Kapande super metro

@WilliamsRuto Mambo ya family WhatsApp group haya.

I apologise to my daughter

@baby_ivoryy @Wizarab10 Her likes are slowly showing up. 🤣🤣

@Wizarab10 But what she said is 1000% true. Men are heads of the family and they should be able to do everything including cooking

Nobody should be this foolish.

@iancfxx @OmbetaC 🤣🤣wuuueh

@OmbetaC The name is clearly his username

What is your name again?

@KenyanSays When digital cabs were coming in, offline Taxis were attacking fellow drivers. It is always a short season of stupidity.

Tension is rising in Nairobi CBD as fuel-powered boda boda riders increasingly harass electric bike riders, fearing loss of business to the cheaper alternative. In this incident, a fuel rider is seen deflating an electric bike’s tyre, escalating tensions in the sector.

@ojode_ojay @carolshubby @Lightcasttvke We Kenyans. Ni wewe tu uko mrengo mwingine

@carolshubby @Lightcasttvke 😂😂which kenyans are you talking about

"Kwani Kenyatta ulikosa mtu yeyote Mkikuyu kupatia hiyo pesa ndio upatie Sifuna, unataka kumaliza uongozi wa Wakikuyu." ~ Karen Nyamu blasts Uhuru Kenyatta

@ivymuthe UpperHill for office space, you just pay rent and deposit and assume work. The landlords in town shall continue charging because if you can't pay, there's always some chap ready to pay.

I’ve never understood why many shop owners in Nairobi CBD are so obsessed with charging goodwill. Even for the cheapest business premises you can find, they still demand goodwill of KSh 500,000 to 1 million. That’s paying a million shillings for an empty, bare room with zero stock, no repairs, and no fresh painting.

There's a difference between a need and a want. Those who want it, don't necessarily need it. You know the safest option for both a mother and a child but you also must agree the profitable option for those in business.

@Broadbasedgal It is God's work to speak against bad governance. Ako job.

This pastor also needs to choose a side. Whether he wants to be a politician or a servant of God

It is fashionable to oppose Ruto. With a sheep mentality, everyone now wants to be seen to oppose Ruto. If you ask the fundamental questions on why they oppose him, they don't know. Mimi nae sioni makosa ya Ruto.

@MiskellahMD He fought an unfair fight in his last days.

Rest in peace my senior. YOU FOUGHT A GOOD FIGHT.

@StandardKenya Why should a PS need a cameraman on payroll?

The driver and cameraman attached to Public Service and Human Capital Development Principal Secretary Jane Imbunya have recorded statements in connection with a vandalism incident targeting her official car, which was parked outside a lodging in Kisumu. ow.ly/kvKo50YTawi