Lisan Al Gore

@BrenKennedy You don't do gay porn YET

I don't do gay porn but Andy Warhole seems like a wasted power bottom name

@pinkshiftmd @thelindalindas Omg the concert of my dreams

on tour with @thelindalindas in april!! tix on sale this friday 🥰‼️

@dangoub @LocalThunk @BalatroGame God this is such a high quality joke

WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF ANTE 8 WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️🔥🔥🃏🃏

@TheDunkCentral @TheAthleticNBA ESPN constantly giving the viewers what they don't want lol

ESPN has signed Kendrick Perkins to a multi-year extension, and he will now appear on ABC’s NBA Countdown, ESPN’s NBA Countdown, NBA Today, Get Up, First Take, SportsCenter, and Hoop Streams, per @TheAthleticNBA

@mollyhannahm Molly you are iconic

me and commish

@BrenKennedy Relatable

Did an at home sleep study last night, which is a bit of an ego blow. Imagine being so bad at everything you fuck up breathing while you sleep because you're just that dumb.

An illegal immigrant offered me dog for dinner. I said no thanks. I already got that dog in me 😤

@statmuse Top three players of their generation (Tony Snell snubbed tho)

The only active players with 1,000+ steals and 1,000+ blocks:

@BarrettSigmon Not a great start but it is game one

I hope I’m wrong but it feels like Bryce Young is destined to be a top 5 bust of all time. Just smells like it.

Why does @MTV make it so difficult to watch the Challenge? The network literally has like 5 TV shows still standing and it's a labyrinth trying to watch the one good one. Nobody watches live TV anymore, it's not 2002.

@TheDunkCentral 11th men everywhere better watch out

Christian Wood sends a message 👀

@KyleNeubeck @TyreseMaxey First bad take I've ever seen Kyle

@TyreseMaxey Neither

What goes better with ranch…. PIZZA OR WINGS ? 🤔

@TracyExplains @jdcmedlock Is this your first time on the internet?

Venn diagram of the VP race

Maya Rudolph on that next phone call with Lorne Michaels

@ahoelzel @awfulannouncing Damn it must be crazy to have 2 likes on a post that has over 30 thousand likes. Kind of seems like maybe your response was dumb, idk

@awfulannouncing Chiming in for white dudes here: We don't care. We live happy lives and don't need to engage in "beef," or whatever it is these award gals just yammered about. 🤡

"So, go ahead and enjoy women's sports like you would any other sports, because they are sports." - Venus Williams "Except you, Harrison Butker. We don't need you." - Serena Williams "At all. Like, ever." - Quinta Brunson #ESPYS

A source close to the White House is reporting that President Biden is no longer capable of producing forceful and high volume ejaculations. His once powerful, thick loads now merely trickle out.

@KP_Cards04 @vinfosh This dude is literally just all cap all day

@vinfosh There isn’t a mystery team…

Confirming that this was the Philadelphia 76ers.

@AlecFall0n @BrettSiegelNBA Yeah, the only way this can happen now is if they wait until new contracts are tradeable later this season

As the person who put out the report, I can say it wasn't the Philadelphia 76ers.

@cstein0120 @KyleNeubeck Sorry, but this boils down to you not understanding the way the cap works. In order to sign Martin, we needed the cap space from cutting Reed. So if we traded him somewhere it would've been instead of getting Caleb Martin

@KyleNeubeck Disappointing Morey couldn’t figure out a trade for reed.

The offseason of “Who did they recently follow on Instagram?” in Philadelphia