Jason

@GooseChees They dumped all of their hate, anger, violence, rudeness, and enmity into you and sent you south as a plague.

Where are all my fellow Canadian at?

@ratincontrol Ticks. Only other contenders are bedbugs and mosquitoes.

delete one animal from planet earth!

you’re the only bird that looks like it was drawn with a left hand

@slyfoxrocket @llamaOGspitter You woke me up screaming at 0230 the other night. Thanks a lot. youtu.be/zk1mAd77Hr4?si…

@llamaOGspitter I could be. Usually I just sing to myself. Ring-a-ding-ding-ding....

do NOT mess with me. I am not an alpaca.

the dog is the only one who seems to know that’s a fuckin bobcat

One nut at a time.

Uuuu selfie game…

The first and only time I've seen a Fisher. The fisher is a fierce, cat-sized member of the weasel family — often mistaken for a "fisher cat," though it’s neither a cat nor a fish-eater. This sleek, dark-furred predator roams North American forests with lightning agility, climbing trees headfirst thanks to rotatable ankles and razor claws. Its signature superpower? Taking down porcupines — one of the few animals bold enough to flip the spiky prey and feast on its soft underbelly.

If I told you a twenty-three-year-old guy once jumped into a freezing reservoir, swam ten metres down to a sunken trolleybus, kicked through a glass window in the dark, and physically pulled dozens of people out of the water, you might think it was a movie script. But it actually happened in 1976 in Yerevan, Armenia. The man was Shavarsh Karapetyan. He just happened to be jogging by the water when the bus went off the road. He also happened to be a seventeen-time world champion and eleven-time world record holder in underwater finswimming. The vehicle sank straight to the bottom with ninety-two passengers inside. Because Karapetyan was quite literally the best underwater swimmer on the planet, he spent twenty minutes diving into the raw sewage and freezing water. He would hold his breath, swim down, locate someone in the murky dark, drag them to the surface, and pass them to his brother in a rowboat before going straight back down. Twenty of those passengers survived. There is no record of a single person ever pulling off an underwater physical rescue of that scale before or since. The physical toll completely ended his athletic career. The broken glass shredded his legs, and the heavily polluted water gave him severe pneumonia and sepsis. He spent forty-five days unconscious in a hospital and lost his physical ability to compete at a world-class level. When reporters later asked him what the hardest part of the rescue was, he did not mention the cold or the injuries. He said that on one of his dives in the pitch black, he accidentally grabbed a leather seat cushion instead of a passenger, and he spent years having nightmares about the person he could have brought up instead.

@Iraqveteran8888 @YouTube @mac_arms A classic

I liked a @YouTube video from @mac_arms youtu.be/VpIVLUQ9rk8?a Ballistics testing: M9 vs.1860 Army

@TaylorsFirearms Give me an 1860 Army with a navy grip frame please and thank you.

Let's take this classic matchup off the football field and onto the gun range. The 1860 Army Revolver or the 1851 Navy Revolver—which firearm series is your pick in this black-powder battle royale? Army Series: bit.ly/2EAsJne Navy Series: bit.ly/21U6UE6

A guy in Alberta is selling tractors with zero computers. No software. No sensors. Just a diesel engine you can fix with a wrench. 400 American farmers tried to buy one after a single interview. Sometimes the moat isn't more features. It's less.

The look you make when you realize you’re using cardboard straws while India is destroying the planet

The r*pes and stabbings would end. Immediately.

BREAKING: Former NJ mayoral candidate Henrilynn Ibezim (D) pleaded guilty to forging nearly 1,000 voter registration applications The thing that never happens happened again!

A good perspective to remember in life.

@harukaawake @GattoSeh If Americans think negatively of Japan, it’s generally people who fought in WWII (few of them left), have learned about the atrocities that happened during Japan’s expansion leading to WWII, or were negatively economically impacted by Japanese competition later. Nuance matters.

🇯🇵 Something I'm noticing more and more on X. When we were young, we were told that the Western world looked down on us. But almost all of the anti-Japanese posts come here from developing countries. I have to say that being on X has made me much more pro-Western.

@Qrds1234 @Farmer31548981 Where’s the pasture?

The fun part of pasture farrowed pigs is they’re never short on energy