Felicity-Ferret

@chimerajaxs I love these listings. The stories I have read 🤭🤢

Now that I’m committed to the Marketplace rabbit hole, I’d be interested in knowing the backstory to this.

@goodlobster1 Vomit. Even the uber drivers I’ve had recently said it was madness.

A stadium full of mainly white Cantabrians Is called a Maori name Has a Maori welcome to field Has a Haka before the game But Cheers for the dollars you paid to come to the game whiteys

@the_salty_one_ @ChristchurchCC The speed lumps everywhere are insane. Roads are sinking and rolling constantly as a result of the town houses going up, then add the humps? They can become over 200mm overnight. Like the rising sewer mains.

The geniuses at @ChristchurchCC thought adding dumps to unsettled your suspension and braking at intersections were a good idea.

@Coltheman1 We left today, was an absolute shitshow. Over sold GA.

Super Cars Christchurch an absolute sellout all 3 days. 20,000 each day. I had the opportunity to go in the draw for free tickets for all 3 days compliments of Christchurch Casino, but not sure I wanted to go out 3 days in a row so never put my name in the draw.

@ZooNealand @spidercatnz It’s absoloutly torrential in Chch too. I stole all the sand bags from the actual flood zones that aren’t flooding just to be safe in my non flood zoned property.

BREAKING: Currently experiencing gentle breeze and slight drizzle in Tauranga 2:00pm

@ZooNealand We see this here all the time. It’s like they have a target agenda and not for that subject line. Or that’s not their task force so they ignore.

Driving alongside this cop when a big black ute sails though a red light, at speed, in the wet I blast my horn Cop does nothing It wasn’t even just-turned-red…. It was red red and he was going so quick that he almost rolled it Unbelievable

@nzhotdog1 The South! Yes!

@ShiraLurie I love this click bait! Two actions have contradicted each other.

Got my spring dose. And will continue to mask because there’s not a single scientific study that says I shouldn’t.

@Strange_G @WPRTRADIO I’m not eating parsley or horseradish, but I’d smash some matzah and hummus (not that hummus is included). I can adult like that now 😂🫡

🩵🙏🏻✌🏻 Wishing all who celebrate a joyful, safe, and meaningful Passover. May this season of freedom bring renewed hope and strength. May a time soon come when the world, Iran and Israel are free from the grip of the Islamic terror regime. 🩵🙏🏻✌🏻

@chimerajaxs You and several others too, plus those who saw the other ones at different ports in New Zealand. Fucking magic am I right?!

@Nominalspeed But but….. I saw the ship….

What the absolute Fuck!!!

@mutley_90210 @Dame__Jane Oh yes, the doom scrollers are just as “controlled” by the current narrative. My Mum is going to deck the next person who tells her to buy an EV and to stop ruining the world.

@Nominalspeed @Dame__Jane My M in law us one of them. She watches too much Nz news

Will you be going on any Easter roadies next week or will the price of fuel put you off?

@the_salty_one_ @Wildnfree1984 The painted over all the rusting seams and joins. It looks like matchsticks, the ground work is way more impressive (not that you can it) the food choices are boring and common often seen at festivals like electric ave. They should have build at Lancaster again. Thank you.

Why can't NZ deliver infrastructure? Thousands fewer seats, $200 million over budget and years delayed. It's honestly embarrassing.

@ZooNealand Nz Couriers and Post Haste love to sign on my behalf every time. Hiff it over the gates, I’m fucking home and there is a car in the drive way and a perfectly good front door that’s dry.

Why are so many courier drivers cunts? - Two parcels delivered this week - Both chucked over my fence - Today’s landed in a puddle Use your fucking brain and leave it by the front door Your attention to this matter is appreciated 🤦‍♂️

@zipitsweety I dunno, we fill one each week with 98 (top up usually, not from empty) the other is new and we don’t know 🤣🤭 so driving like a goon, once a week, civilised once every couple of weeks maybe. Both are Euros and take 98.

How much gas are you guys using to go through a tank a week just going to school and pak n save? 😆

@ZooNealand Mine was meant to be processed, moved banks but was with ASB during that time.

Who’s getting $571 from ASB tomorrow? That’s a tank of gas! 🎉 🎈 🎊

@chimerajaxs @saltyreigns We sold our Aqua. Smart move.

There are a few little telltale signs that an Indian family lives on the street…

@SitaraWrites Correct. The tax on alcohol and sugar could probably remain as is, particularly if the majority non-essential spending is actually calculated. There are so many roading solutions that are cost effective and last longer too, rather than random square cutouts everywhere.

Luxon/Willis can win the elections by reducing or abolishing the fuel tax and scrapping all non-essential programs a government doesn’t need to involve itself with. Then put more tax on alcohol and sugar, and don’t build new roads, just maintain the ones we have. Yes it can be that simple.

@JamesOnekaka @chimerajaxs @TheConsultant18 So reasonable for 98 🤣 I shall continue to fill my vehicles and enjoy them.

@Nominalspeed @chimerajaxs @TheConsultant18 BP just a little less than Z (Taranaki St)

If I’m not mistaken, this appears to be a fuel tanker.