Nooshie

AY AY!!!

GSP for sure

@TPWSnacks Codeine

@NooshieRevive Wtf is this an ad for?

I’m definitely one of the reasons that codeine became a prescription-only drug in Australia.

@silvergrub88 😢

@NooshieRevive We found so much hoarded away after

Someone said Crimson Desert is too dark at night. That’s why they give you a lantern at the start you dumb fuck. Dark is dark.

@silvergrub88 May she rest in peace bro 🙏

@NooshieRevive You and my grandmother

@Wazz81 Big pharma funds me

@NooshieRevive How is this an ad?

Rockstar wishes they could make a game like Crimson Desert. This makes Red Dead Redemption 2 look extremely amateur. I highly doubt that GTA 6 will come close to this.

@Kilxstoke Sure did. Thank you.

@NooshieRevive You really thought this shit in a room alone and posted it?

How come hand sanitizer got a jizz consistency

@GLCrandall Try performance mode.. a lot better.

@NooshieRevive It’s a mess

5 mins into Crimson Desert on the base PS5 and this looks like shit

@TheMMAlien Changed to performance mode and it’s great. Haha. Game feels absolutely massive. But overwhelming, but the world and the gameplay grips you. Story is a bit tame so far, but wasn’t expecting much there.

@NooshieRevive Keep me updated.

“Oi, what the fuck are you doin” - Crimson Desert

@byu_church Not really no. I don’t think any social media really is.

@NooshieRevive You really think that was worth your (or our) time?

I didn’t ditch work to update Crimson Desert. I ditched work to play it!!

Islanders in Australia used to crip walk in the early 2000s lol

@snydxr guess who’s back back back, back again

@snydxr I found x next to 3 before the subtraction symbol.

9 easy

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@bennbigg1 I’m not saying it looks like it I’m saying they’re both gloopy

@NooshieRevive See your doctor!

They want to nuke Iran, now they’re just trying to figure out how to justify it