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🎶 Robert Wyatt - Shipbuilding - 1983 - hauntingly beautiful, gets me every time 👍 #OGWT 🎶

@Gadget440 Classic abuser behaviour.

During his interview with Piers Morgan, Russell Brand got increasingly defensive and didn't want to answer any questions. Here are the final moments when he melted down:

@atrupar A disillusioned and dangerous lunatic.

Hegseth: "You go from 'defense' to 'war' because you want to be proactive about peace through strength. The one institution that should win the Nobel Peace Prize every single year is the United States military."

@BethRigby @supertanskiii @piersmorgan Brand is a fetid charlatan. Always has been.

.@piersmorgan doesn’t say a word, but this section of his interview with Brand tells us so much.

These two? Seriously? These dudes are the best you could come up with? A fuckin smack fiend who eats raccoon dick, and a fuckin bloated pedophile who can’t finish a sentence? This is peak America? Winning?…. Fuck off 😂

@JohnCleese And is this diversity that intends to takeover Britain and kill any infidel that does not convert in the room with us now, you daft old twerp?

Sorry to have to say this... The British do not like the kind of diversity that intends to take over Britain and kill any infidel that does not convert to Islam Is that hard to understand, silly little man ?

@Ginger_Tucci See, I was told that phrase “wasn’t a very professional response” when asked if I wanted to help out on a deathspiralling project.

I don’t need this.

@WhiteHouse Are you kidding me?! I remember when the White House and US presidency was something that was revered, no matter who was incumbent. Now it appears to being nothing more than a frat house jape. This is shameful and will forever be remembered.

UNDEFEATED.

The phrase "balls deep" inside something/someone is nonsensical as the balls are never inserted into a vagina or anus. The phrase should instead be "cock deep".

@PatrickPamment @VictoriaCoren A superbly impressive team! We thoroughly enjoyed watching you all and a well deserved win.

The privilege of my life to have quizzed with these legends. Jarv, JG... we did it. An utter, utter joy. I could not be prouder. #onlyconnect

@Landeur I’m gonna suggest that ‘a series of unfortunate events’ is still negligent homicide for the officer(s) who fired the shots. “I was confused” is no defence to homicide.

I've slowed this down. In the huddle, one or more ICE officers shout 'GUN'. This caused another officer to draw his sidearm. Another officer removed the man's sidearm, and then walked away, but it was discharged negligently (see for yourself). The Sig P320 is notorious for NDing, but typically only when dropped. That then triggered the other agents to think that the man on the ground, Alex Pretti, had begun shooting, so they neutralised the perceived threat. If this is what happened, it's an incredibly unfortunate accident in Minneapolis.

@NoBanksNearby @EricLDaugh Constitutional overreach. Ignorance of law and policy. Brash announcement with no genuine merit. Little expectation on an actual outcome. Yup, sounds pretty classic TACO.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump is signing an executive order EXCLUDING the Army-Navy game's 4-hour timeslot from all other games or teams 🇺🇸 "The second Saturday in December belongs to Army-Navy, and ONLY Army-Navy! I will soon sign a Historic Executive Order securing an EXCLUSIVE 4 hour Broadcast window, so this National Event stands above Commercial Postseason Games. No other Game or Team can violate this Time Slot!" "The Army-Navy Game is one of our Greatest American Traditions — Unmatched Patriotism, Courage, and Honor! This incredible Tradition is now at risk of being pushed aside by more College Playoff Games, and Big TV Money. NOT ANYMORE!" "On the field, they are rivals, but on the battlefield they are America’s unstoppable Patriots, defending our Country with tremendous Strength and Heart. We must protect the Tradition, and the Players, who protect us. Please let this serve as Notice to ALL Television Networks, Stations, and Outlets. God Bless America, and God Bless our great Army-Navy Game!!! President Donald J. Trump" THEY LOVE TRUMP!

@glindaupland @EdKrassen Kamala did win. Musk rigged the voting machines, his kid admitted it after hearing them talking about it. You can’t convince me otherwise.

@EdKrassen he is not fit to be president. never has been, never will be. kamala should’ve won.

BREAKING: President Trump disgustingly attacks a woman for yelling "shame" after Renee Good was killed by ICE. He claims that she must be a paid agitator because nobody would yell "shame" when someone is killed. No sane person thinks like this.

@bbctms At least Monty gave an honest performance, rather than cheat.

Steve Smith was asked about Monty Panesar's recent comments about the sandpaper scandal. He responded by bringing up Panesar's appearance on Celebrity Mastermind.

I am three shots of limoncello too deep in for a Wednesday.

@burtlebird @qikipedia Not called a Jaffa Biscuit, is it…! 😉😆

@qikipedia Ah, the old Jaffa cake vs biscuit argument…

In the UK, chocolate-covered gingerbread men are taxed as luxury goods. If just the eyes are made of chocolate, they're tax free.

@qikipedia Now you’ve woken all the biscuit/tax nerds, a dangerous subset in the accounting/confectionary venn diagram. Wait until you get to the bit about Tunnocks teacakes! A biscuit covered in chocolate is subject to std rate VAT but add in marshmallow (a tea cake) and it’s zero rated.🤯

@benleo For a man who knows a lot about fraud (nobody know more about fraud) he sure doesn’t seem to know what that word means. Another spurious lawsuit from the Grifter-in-Chief, thinking he can bully another broadcaster into bribing him.

President Trump speaks out on his $1billion BBC takedown “They DEFRAUDED the public! And they’ve admitted it! No way to treat an ally” The BBC have until 10pm on Friday to apologise and offer a settlement figure or face Trump in a Florida court

Across the world, the BBC is recognised as the best source of impartial news reporting. It's not perfect, because nothing made by people ever is. However, in these days of deliberate lies, manipulation & populism, it's a beacon of truth. Britain should be proud of it. And we are

@anon_opin Americans tend to declaw their cats though. Make of that what you wish…!

It's very telling that Americans have bred their domestic cats to be so docile. If I did anything I see in TikTok videos with my British cat, I would end up in A&E.