The Tribal Chief

Anicteric, acyanosed GCS 15/15

@abeedorphiee Best in Everything

Your girl just passed her Final MBBS Exam. Distinctions in Medicine, Surgery and Community Medicine. 3/3. Thank you Jesus!

God said it It came to pass I passed my finals I'm a graduate A medical graduate Welcome me to the struggle #Doctor

@Nigerian_Doctor From frying pan to fire

Do not, I repeat do not, for a second, entertain the thought of migration to India.

Even if you are my first degree relative (sibling, parent) not to talk of distant 2nd and 3rd degree relative and you lay your hands or beat a health personnel for any reason whatsoever, I will TESTIFY AGAINST YOU.

@Nigerian_Doctor Has to be Skit

Nigerian Celebrities 🤝 Patronizing Quacks. Because where did this ‘Doctor’ train? Or this is the new edition of Physical Exam? As per current guidelines? 🤦🏾

@Dr_Afo Choose lesser evil. It's not roses anywhere

Nigerian states to avoid it you're a medical officer hustling for funds 1. Enugu (the worst pay in the country) 2. Abuja. 3. Ekiti. 4. Imo. 5. Zamfara. Don't say I did not do anything for you.

@Dr_Afo I'm tired

Sexual content everywhere 😪😪😪

@Dr_Afo Some Governor somewhere is urging the state youth to join the military

They just murdered a freaking brigadier general. Do people know what it takes to become a brig general? This country is gone.

@IAmAnosike @popoolaadaniel Sister too, bruhh

@popoolaadaniel Also If female Nurses are called "Sister", what are male Nurses called?

Who started this calling of Nurses "Sister"?? Call them by their Profession!! Nurse!

@Sage_medics This one go d feel like god, until gbese land. Them go come carry am go hospital. If E die, them go say them doctors no Sabi anything.

Spot what’s happening here????

Consultant Percussed the first MS, poured pus, percussed the second, poured pus, the third, more purulent stuff.... Consultant: It seems you people are demonstrating positive shifting dullness... 😯😯

@Judithatonyi @HubWendy really?

@HubWendy That skin suture is brutal. The person that did that suturing has no joy.

As a Doctor or â Nurse, what kind of procedure do you think was done here?? Looks tacky though, what do you think?

@ThatCruiseMedic First time I saw cervical laceration, we lost the woman, ?PE . However, this post should be seen by non medic that do not understand the level of sacrifice and suffering required to be an OBGYN doctor

Straight out of House Job I went to do night locum in a facility for 8k for the entire night. Mid way into the call a pregnant woman came in with labour pains, I assessed and she was in active phase labour. The nurse on duty was a skilled nurse, she took the delivery by past 1am, mother and baby alive and well, I went to sleep only for her to wake me up later, the woman's pad was soaked with blood. I knew the devil has come for me, finally assessed it was a cervical tear😭 Omo what do I do? I called the Obstetrician attached to the hospital and he said something I will never forget " Doc it is 2am, you don't expect me to leave my house by this time, find a way and arrest that haemorrhage". Omo everywhere first blurr, it was doing me to return the 8k and tell the owner I am not doing again, if I had a car I would have drove the woman to the teaching hospital cos it wasn't far. That night I suffered, I was finally able to use clamps and arrest the haemorrhage because I saw one of my chiefs did once during HJ. Every 30mins I was asking the woman, "Madam hope eye nor dey turn you"? She would say no. So when people say men should leave Obstetrics and Gynaecology for women I just believe they don't really know how stressful and demanding it is.

@iamzioraa The sun is trying so hard to outshine you but you ain't even trying at all, just sitting pretty and outshining the sun...

As a guy, how do you start a conversation from here 😅

@halter_hego_ RVF... This is sad

They raped her through her vagina and anus till she had VVF VVF!! Imagine poo coming through your vagina And you’re here telling her rapist and murderer “welcome back wini”?!!!!!

@MykeJet @iamnasboi Gbam, this is it

@iamnasboi What a beautiful couple!

Any editor in the house? Wear me a suit, wear her a wedding gown

@popoolaadaniel Definitely a rage bait 😄

Rage bait ?

@popoolaadaniel @kensamms They had enough time to rest and not usually under tension and yes, the years of training

Haaa Consultancy isn't just a title oh 😂 The night me and my chief @kensamms was on call and there was an emergency I couldn't handle and ran to call him, it's that night I knew that consultancy isn't just a title 😂. Omoooooo... They're SPECIALIST FOR A REASON.

@_DebbieOA Job is not the problem...

You hardly find medical students job hunting. This is why I won't dictate my children's choice of career but they'll choose any medical school they want.

@dr_afo They don't care

The government has no idea the fire they are playing with. Nigerian healthcare system is only one GMC mass recruitment away from collapsing. 10 years ago, only about 10-30% of doctors are interested in japa, now I think it's bothering 80-90%. Recently in medical school, only SRs and experienced regs were writing plab. These days people are finishing house job in January and writing plab 1 in March and Plab 2 in November. Significant proportion of consultants have gone to Saudi, other African countries and UK. Nobody is even writing any primaries anymore. May God help this country. The prognosis is poor.