joshua may
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joshua may
@NotJosh_____
apps & bikes & compassion. heart full of hope. they/them. @[email protected]
berlin, de Katılım Şubat 2007
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It’s always like “oh I know this. Sudden Mystery Honesty? No it’s something about still… maybe? Or maybe figure out the m…? Or maybe the h is easier? Help? Hilarious??!”
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Every time I see “smh” it takes me a good 2 minutes to remember what it stands for. The first 10 times I had to look it up on urban dictionary and it still has barely stuck in my brain.
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@notjosh Does lolcommits have a plugin system?
Brian Moore@lanewinfield
I made this thing called LOL Verifier: a device that only lets you type lol if you’ve actually laughed out loud
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@mertbio @sandofsky @Shopify @shop wild how wrong "4" is, too. "4 root screens" seems to have thrown non-mobile devs off
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@ratkins I started with "A-ha, I knew it was you Ron..." but let's uhhhhh go with Humphrey B Flaubert given the state of algorithms
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Apparently I got pwned in the Twitter leak! You all know my real name and my Twitter handle now :(
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@duckpoultry in cities I play the flag game, where randomly you say "flag!" and inevitably there will be a flag in view if you look hard enough (...I didn't say it was a _good_ game though)
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I've lived here for seven years now, she I am still not at all used to this
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Tell me you’re stuck on (W)Intel without telling me you’re stuck on (W)Intel…
David Fowler@davidfowl
If you’re a developer, invest in a desktop in 2023. Your laptop isn’t even close…
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People in America who believe referring to their time zone as “Pacific” is sufficiently disambiguating.
Rahkim Sabree | Financial Therapist@RahkimSabree
People on the east coast believe our time zone is the default and everyone else’s is the adjustment 😂
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escaped winter to experience this travesty
Monash, Canberra 🇦🇺 English
@ratkins ahah, yeah I know that feeling. B1 still falls more on the "understood" than the "correct" side, so messing up articles and tense is forgivable. parts of the exam follow a formula that you can prep pretty well for too, so it's definitely attainable!
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@notjosh If I have to actually talk to someone I’m screwed (I just don’t ever have the need to do it, beyond simple commercial interactions.)
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“For those applying for non fast-track citizenship after five years, the current B1 language requirement will stay in place.”
(Awww, shit. But totally fair enough.)
James Jackson@derJamesJackson
Germany will require C1 level language skills for fast-track citizenship as revealed on @TheLocalGermany podcast. This is counted as a special integration effort to get it within as few as 5 years. thelocal.de/20221222/germa…
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I’d like to speak to the manager please, something is wrong with the forecast
Monash, Canberra 🇦🇺 English