NotMousse

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NotMousse

NotMousse

@NotMousse

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Katılım Nisan 2009
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NotMousse
NotMousse@NotMousse·
Greetings from America, I bring you the gift of wisdom. Let me start by stating the fact that I'm better than the monarchist. Not just because I'm American, but because I embrace the American ethos of exceptionalism. I strive to be a better man, a free man. Instead you praise the scum that conned peasants into believing they had divine right to rule. Those peasants you aspire to be. The Monarchist is a lazy, vain, detestible pile of pompous ignorance. You blame all of your failures on da joos and republicans instead of looking at those you revere. Kangz Chucky so miserable that his mom preffered Pedo Prince Andrew more. How pathetic must one be to lose to woodchipper snacks? Always the victim the monarchist blames everything on DA JOOS!, claiming that America is a puppet. A claim so ridiculous as Muhammadins call Israel the little Satan, an inferior to America. Moreso a nation created by the monarchs you simper and grovel for. But worst of all you're lazy, pathetic parasites with delusions of adequacy sucking the cocks of satanic eunuch bureaucrats. The Muhammadins, pork be upon them are shrewd crybullies that'll kill you soon as they've amassed enough political power. Actual Christians will set up mutual aid societies for themselves and their communities. The disgusting Reeeddit losers will seek their enemies for retribution to every imagined slight. Even commies have the *decency* to understand they're less than worthless and be mad about it. Meanwhile Monarchists LARP as thinkers, marveling at base items pretending it somehow bestows legitimacy to power. Cheering petty vandalism because you have no power, no prestige, no one to love. Shire posting without understanding context because the only book they've actually read is Harry Potter. Decry everything American for carrying the world as the base parasites they are. The monarchist calls humans Ns because they lack the creativity for ought else. Blame 'da Joos!' for everything despite Monarchy setting up Israel. It's a shame you dragged @AydinPaladin into your ideological crapulence.
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Fraserboy 🔞@Wake_Up_Deadman·
this but mori calliope and pipkin pippa
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The Fat Electrician
The Fat Electrician@Fat_Electrician·
I’ve made a discovery. It’s going to sound insane. But vanilla Greek yogurt and Tajín is amazing.
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tedfrank@tedfrank·
It’s funny because The Onion wants you and your family dead and doesn’t care who knows it.
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NotMousse
NotMousse@NotMousse·
@travisakers Never said it was. Don't have to be a .gov to call you a liar and a fraud. Or just shorten it to Democrat.
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NotMousse@NotMousse·
@WhiteMageJenny Both are kinda scams. I'd watchlist something you want and see if the price drops to an acceptable amount. Plus you just bought a library.
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Jennifer Knight
Jennifer Knight@WhiteMageJenny·
should I go for the autumn sale and buy a buncha stuff or wait for the winter sale? (Steam)
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Travis Akers 🇺🇸
Travis Akers 🇺🇸@travisakers·
My homeowner’s insurance through @progressive has increased again to $9,200. That is 19% of my annual salary before taxes as a public school teacher in Florida. Nearly 20% of my teaching income just for insurance is ridiculous. This is what the @FloridaGOP has done to Florida.
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Miles Commodore
Miles Commodore@miles_commodore·
I got a dm from a new follower who asked me who I was, are you a celebrity, why do you have so many followers? I told him I’m the Black Cliff Clavin!
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NotMousse
NotMousse@NotMousse·
@Punchy_Playz Wondering how so many white people found a Church's chicken.
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NotMousse@NotMousse·
@swd2 Some pity engagement for you.
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Warren@swd2·
If I'm driving my car with my kids in the backseat and masked thugs with guns start screaming at me with guns drawn you can bet your ass I'm trying to get the hell out of there. I'm not sure why this is hard for some of you all to understand.
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Sarah Ironside 💙
Sarah Ironside 💙@SarahIronside6·
Today the President of the United States officially paid a woman $5 million for sexually assaulting her. What an absolute disgrace this Nation has become under this administration.
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NotMousse
NotMousse@NotMousse·
@kukuruyo He's right, they make focus groups of investors, lawyers, and their boards. Maybe if they thought about an audience again things would go better.
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NotMousse@NotMousse·
@Tek_Roo I would like to invest in your project.
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𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢
𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢@OfficialVizeh·
So what the fuck do we do after the World Cup ends?
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