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@antibearthesis @Money_WiseX “Just buy the dip” yea man ok.

@Money_WiseX yeah but if you boughy the dip on QQQ you’d have massively outperformed VOO..

If you’re in your 20s buying $VOO over $QQQ… What exactly are you protecting yourself from? Higher returns?

@ais_riviera @sergi_Iub Tourists contribute massively to loads of countries around the world. Creates jobs and money. Immigrating third worlders who live off the state and rape is what destroys rich countries. Have you seen Paris lately?

@sergi_Iub Je dirais même que le voyage/tourisme de masse est l’immigration en miroir, c’est le flux humain destructeur des pays riches. Ça détruit des villes et des pays entiers et ça participe au grand mélange de la post-modernité

Le voyage était un truc cool d'aventuriers et d'intellectuels homosexuels fortunés des années 30, et est devenu une industrie de masse pour normie chiants qui veulent "rencontrer des gens authentiques" mais n'ont jamais pris la peine de connaître leur voisin de pallier.

beating my girlfriend because walmart changed their layout and im scared and confused

Once you hit $100,000 invested it’s okay to take your foot off the gas a little bit to enjoy life. Maximizing your investments is cool but don’t be the guy that sacrifices everything just to retire at 40 Life is too short not to enjoy it

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

My body is a machine that transfers comments from my Managing Director to Claude and then back to my Managing Director

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

Tall blonde Waffen SS private tutor girl with inexplicable pixie cut completely aware that each time she scowls disdainfully and smacks me in the head for confusing "der" for "das" or something, my manhood strains against my pants like an asphyxiating rat against a wooden door...

@MitchellWa76119 @c_h_e_m A toddler won’t feel or give a shit with a bullet to the head. Your point is stupid.

a palantir drone just crashed through my bathroom window and took an hd picture of my micropenis before flying away

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

@DrKarimWafa Yet a lazy bird who doesn’t build a nest will die. All living things work, just in different ways.

A bird doesn’t need to be productive to deserve the sky. Yet humans have been made to believe that we must be productive in order to deserve life.

If I was a serial killer I’d choose my victims randomly but they’d all have some sort of shared trait I wasn’t aware of and was maybe selecting subconsciously which would eventually be used to figure out my next target first and capture me. Fuck I get mad just thinking about it

watched project hail mary without him

@ed_kemboi And where are they all now? All safe

They went to rescue 3 airmen ended up with 17 men stuck in enemy territory 😭😭

@Mappy6984 It’s normal murky water. It always surprised me how many ppl have never seen a river

The water looks like root beer wtf

@onlysmartbrain I mean it was a crowd of liberals so not that insane. He was also a pedophile, which is also not that insane in that crowd. Could throw a dart and hit a few I’d wager

Forgotten weird part of the Kirk shooting was when some random old guy just went "IT WAS ME! I KILLED HIM! ARREST ME!" and basically just wasted the cops' time for no reason.

@forpalestine300 @Variety By being pro trafficking?

@Variety Ms Rachel continuing to be on the right side of history award

Ms. Rachel is fighting to close an ICE facility in Texas that's detaining children. She wants to "make sure that kids and their parents are back in their communities where they belong." "I am political. It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love and care, and that every child is equal, and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border," she told NBC News. Ms. Rachel recently had a video call with nine-year-old Deiver Henao Jimenez, who is detained at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center in South Texas. The boy told her he "wants to leave and go to the spelling bee." "It was unbelievably surreal to see this sweet little face and feel like I was on a call with somebody who’s in jail. It broke me, and it was something I never thought I’d encounter in life," she told the news outlet. "We’re trying to get a child out of a jail to do a spelling bee. I just never thought those words would go together." variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…

@RedDerg0814 @faultyenigma @tastefullysaucy And these are your people disrespecting a man who died in a war. Leftists man

@faultyenigma @tastefullysaucy I obtained my eagle at 15 and pretty leftist :P

Should’ve sat his ass at home and continued to serve his community instead of serving an imperialist and genocidal state.

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