Grunk

@lolabluntyy @ShortingSOL @TheSNEAKO Also Nick is not green? Charlie critikal? Overweight? Not in this life

@ShortingSOL @TheSNEAKO Using over weight as an insult is wild but Calling hasan pale and overweight is just delulu

Anti-depressants

@T0tallyn0tPr1me @CoolerDakota @AngieM_Z Love that reigen just punches psychics and most of the time it just works

@CoolerDakota @AngieM_Z This is still unironically the funniest moment in the show

Alright who would outbluff whom #AceAttorney #BetterCallSaul #mp100

@peethanonline @StellaUmbrella3 Nice ratio Ethan another common w

@StellaUmbrella3 yeah women love to do that all the time, it really sucks for me :(

Women taking pictures of themselves and then coming up with something to caption with it after the fact #2342424363

@rachelgreenart I think a big problem is the amount of children allowed to roam these platforms, children are cruel and you can't tell when you're being harassed that the one doing it is like 11

The few times I’ve had a tweet go viral, the comments start positively and everyone is having a laugh and then it slowly devolves into “actually you are a terrible judgmental person, I hate you” in the depths of the hidden replies

@DonutOperator @mackio_ You're a stupid mother fucker if you don't think this happens all over the US all the time, the cops are just another way to siphon money from the working class

@mackio_ There are about a million cops in the US. Each one runs into hundreds of people a day. Stupid shit like this is bound to happen, but it’s nothing to be terrified about.

America is terrifying.

@PlagueTyphoon @laughman231 @savsmaster @AgedWell_ Nah edgy is not harmful, this perpetuates antisemitism, and the dumbass notion that Jews control the planet, which is harmful, and the dumb mfs out there will agree with him unquestionably, just because Kanye said it

@spookyghosttime @fingerbIaster So true this is like all I do, I also forage for mushrooms

@fingerbIaster I’m always lumbering, looming, and presenting mysterious trinkets

girls don't want a chad girls want a weird goblin man who makes them laugh and brings them treasures and potions

@darkstrwastaken I have to show this funny little character to my pal

@JermSansContext @peacefulhaley this you?

@Jesusmascara1 @Mav_intosh @nescartridges That's almost 10 years old, you got something recent?

@Mav_intosh @nescartridges

list of "god please dont do anything cancellable" celebrities: Jack Black "Weird Al" Yankovic Billy West Tom Kenny Giancarlo Esposito Bryan Cranston and many more

@ItsMeObsidian @mateoson2022 @AdmiralAegis @DCist It's a reference to her song "about damn time" it's not that deep bro

@Not_memed @mateoson2022 @AdmiralAegis @DCist This is a shitty explanation for why it's "damn time" lmao

It's about damn time! Lizzo just became the first person to play James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute bit.ly/3UL2YZS

@PerennialMrxst @ThePopular_Vote @agraybee Hold on I think Teddy would give him a serious run for his money

@ThePopular_Vote @agraybee Grant could fistfight every other president

James Madison was 5'4''. Imagine our little elf president skipping around the White House, playing his crystal flute and playing tricks that reminded men of their folly.

@ItsMeObsidian @mateoson2022 @AdmiralAegis @DCist You can just say you can't read, let me try to help, flute make music, flute useless when sitting in case not make music, James Madison is a long dead racist, this seems like a prime opportunity to bust the old flute out for an ironic celebration

@mateoson2022 @AdmiralAegis @DCist Word salad

@debdrens Who tf is humiliated by this bro you are just racist

@peethanonline @nudeobama Oh my god I didn't believe it but Ethan IS online, someone alert the media!

@nudeobama You’re so real for posting these

@markdecarlo Cluck cluck cluck YAH cluck cluck cluck YAH oooOOO Caribou

If you’ve seen this show, prove it by quoting it.

@119PPxD I miss the old shen Q :( it was so good

RT if you’re this old

@londngrimreaper @alnomds @peethanonline @mrbeardofficial That's impressive when do you start learning 5 letter words