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Thanks for coming

@TLRailUK Unfortunately I’m off now. It’s more or less in the middle of the train

@Novackinho Are you still on the train? There should be a 6 digit number located at either end of the coach that would help us identify the toilet. ^Silva

@TLRailUK bloke on the 17:59 from Farringdon to MHB has just pissed himself because the only toilet on the train was out of service. He had 2 pints with a client earlier hence why he was so desperate (I assume). Not good enough. Please get this fixed ASAP.

@TLRailUK Yeh tbh I was the bloke in question and the only toilet near me was out of service and train was too packed to get to a different one. The one next to the big suitcase holder if that makes sense. I didn’t piss myself btw but was very close. Carry on

@Novackinho Hi there. I can see that the three toilets on this train seem to be working, could you confirm which toilet was out of service? ^Silva

@AlexMcCarthy88 Put it on Ilja or something then?

I can only rationalise this as Trick Williams is moving on to bigger things.

My GOAT

KEVIN OWENS IS BACK IN WWE!

KOOOOOOOOO WOWWWW

Best part of this compilation is 2:23. So many moments last season where he'd let his man go/not track back. Was obviously an immaturity thing but it's clearly something Arteta cares about so good to see he's doing it less now

TZOLISSSSS

Omg Dowman is a fucking joke

@afcnewsroom How are you watching?

Arghh nearly had it Gyokeres.

@PaddyArsenal What channel? Can’t find it

Thank god for fire sticks

Good dude. Thanks Chrestien

@AlexVolloFPL Please DM me - I’ve got a quick question for you if poss!

Man City 1-1 Inter Mubama 46' ⚽️ Semenyo 68' 🅰️ +6 DEFCONs Reijnders 46' – 7 DEFCONs Gvardiol 46' – 5 DEFCONs Foden and Reijnders shared corner duties. Only one of Foden's five deliveries was genuinely dangerous, and overall it was a pretty underwhelming performance from him. Gvardiol was City's most comfortable player in possession. He probably could've been more proactive in the build-up to Inter's goal, but he still managed to post a solid DEFCON total despite only playing 46 minutes. Semenyo was comfortably the Man of the Match. He dominated his 1v1s, carried a real attacking threat, and most importantly, consistently found excellent positions off the ball. If Savinho had been a little less selfish on a few occasions, Semenyo would've ended up with even better chances.

Palace fans raving about Tomiyasu in their friendly tonight. Miss him man, hope he smashes it there

@JDFAFC @RobboStevieAFC His names Robin. Get it right. Also, that case was dismissed and the fishmonger (or fishmong as I like to call him) apologised to me in the end. My offer still stands Robin!

@RobboStevieAFC @Novackinho Don’t trust him Bobby, did you hear about his incident with the fish monger?

@RobboStevieAFC WUU2? (what you up to)? Do you fancy taking the boat out later and seeing what we can catch? They're saying it's Carp season! Thx.

@RiceSaka @RobboStevieAFC Oh have a day off. I don’t have a racist bone in my body and you’d know that if you watched my podcast, “The Good, The Bad, The JN” on Apple Music. Robbo, my offer still stands! It’d be a true pleasure to host you. Thx.

@RobboStevieAFC @Novackinho Don’t mean to get involved but this seems fairly racist of him to ask you that. Hope all well Robbo.

@RobboStevieAFC @AFCAMDEN @LukeEdwardsTele Nasty piece of work you are Robert Steven. This will be the last time I X you on this app. Thx

Arsenal hoping to conclude Bruno deal in the coming days so the player can join up with the squad in Dublin next week. Probably be a bit of an overpay at £75-80m but we won’t care about that extra £10/£15m when he’s winning us points. Fingers crossed no snags/further delays🤞🏼