Mw. Nsozi

@TwalibZaitunk 💯

Hey Arsenal, Please leave Gyökeres alone. Álvarez can move wherever he wants, or if you insist on a swap, use Jesus instead.

@peshistall Naye ani yakoze ekintu ekyo?

We single people have seen days u plan to sleep the entire weekend and then they knock you to go and clean 😭

This is what we love to see 🙈🙈🤗😁

@kyeruphiona Thank God you overheard that. You can re-route that assistance to a more grateful charity or person.

I have been quietly helping a couple back home whenever they call. Food money, emergencies, whatever they need. Last week the wife called saying they had nothing. I said I'd send something. After we said our goodbyes I don't think she realised the call was still connected. I heard her husband ask who she was talking to. She said "the one who always sends 100,000shs (Owemitwalo eikumu) She's in the UK but that's all she ever sends. She's stingy." I sat with that for a moment. Then I hung up. I don't think I'll be sending anything again. 😶

@_kampalasfinest So this this their own version of candle light dinner?

Prom party in Rukungiri🤣🙌

@triciakeres27 In a way that doesn't involve church

I love how ENGINEERS love God.😘❤️🫂

@GovUganda @ubctvuganda @OPMUganda @R_Nabbanja @KCCAED @BenonKigenyi With all due respect, we deserved adequate prior notice for proper preparation for this not a 24hr notice. Thanks for the initiative.

Tomorrow very early in the morning 7:00am to 10:am.

It is disrespectful to abruptly impose arrangements that could have been communicated earlier for proper planning. That's true leadership.

@DoctorBobos You have no idea about the houses we spent our childhood in.

Your girlfriend called you for a sleep over & she sleeps in such a house , would you accept?

@KBenitah25523 The peace is unmatched 🙌

@NsoziDaniel As a man, why are you single

What's stopping you from taking "romantic" pics like this?

@PurplePanel Bring it on, g

Bruno Guimarães, let's talk.

@Esther_9ebe Wano we wava enjogera egamba nti "malaaya asiika..."

Can i prepare food for my man like this 😩🤭🤣

@KarenziAime Tech zombie

I open my laptop to revise, and within 15 minutes I’m already dozing off... Then I pick up my phone and open X, and my sleepiness completely disappears! Am I really okay?! 😵‍💫

@callmetiana688 So you guys can now renew virginity too?

How many rounds is good & perfect for a virgin while in s€x for the first time ??

I received 50M tokens from @CanopyWave_AI to work on my new coding harness tool using Delta Agents Framework (delta.nilesquad.com) and also got some other 50M got for $2 on @Meituan_LongCat so time to cook... My point is a team of agents well orchestrated is cheaper and can always reach 80 - 98% performance of top models, but way cheaper, been doing this for months, now gonna seal it in a harness. I plan to use @YoavCodes 's Electrobun for a light weight desktop, what can go wrong?

@jalirabagi The first 3 all feed back into the forth: Long Queues

What’s worse?

@DouglasLwangaUg Mu nnimiro teri bireekaana. Mujjakulima musaaga

My neighbor bought a woofer naye hes been blasting away since last night paka kati tanakowa. Alabika wa spain. Tulabye

@SportsQoner You forgot Cedric Soares already?

Excluding Fábio Vieira, has Arsenal ever had any other Portuguese players? 🙄