Nojeem ‘Nudge’ Yusuf

To whom it may concern: I am a ‘very’ Ijebu man. Rest the DMs.

Of course, I can finally tweet that Arsenal are the EPL champions. COYG.

@hedrees_ayinde pwc.com/ng/en/assets/p…

@NudgeTM Really, where can one find it. It doesn’t appear to be public information.

US is the major driver of the global revenue. The UK revenue in 2025 were PwC £6.35bn ($8.66bn) Deloitte £5.68bn ($7.74bn) EY £3.78bn ($5.15bn) KPMG £3.6bn ($4.91bn) There’s less corporate transparency in Nigeria so they don’t publish their earnings 😂

@hedrees_ayinde This is PwC's 2025 transparency report. transparency-report-2025.pdf

The UK model is the reason it is sustainable. Government doesn't need to find new money to loan other students. Repayments by graduates fund the loans to current students. Can't say the same for NELFUND. And people who don't want to take the UK student loan have other viable options.

I actually wish the UK students loan is exactly like NELFUND. It would have made life a lot easier for more people. The interest rate on the UK student loan is a lot , a whole lot and I know we try to avoid talking about it

@SirJarus @_Abou_bakr I’m not even taking a draw. Man City have to be the underdogs and we must keep than in their place. A win 5-1 again isn’t too much.

This game will be a true test of Arsenal's champion mentality. If you cannot stop your direct rival for an important trophy you have not won in 20 years from getting 3 decisive points that could boost their chance against you, you do not deserve the trophy. The ground doesn't matter. Anything worse than a draw will be unfortunate.

I have a lot of football sense. I know that from PlayStation. But I went get to the pitch to play, everything just goes away. 😀

@Arsenal @deel Eze and Odegaard, wow! Arteta really wants to go all out. And that’s a good thing.

Your Gunners. 🤝 Presented by @deel

First draft of my Awo-anchored speech is ready. 😉

@tobyasky I remember Mustapha Hadji won African Player of the Year while he was playing for Coventry. It doesn’t feel so long ago.

Coventry has been through a lot in the last 25 years. Relegated from the Premier League in 2001. Spent 11 years in the Championship Relegated to League One in 2012 Spent 5 years in League One Relegated to League Two in 2017 Promoted back to League One a year later in 2018 via play offs. Spent 2 years in League One Promoted to the Championship in 2020. Spent 6 years in the Championship Promoted to the Premier League in 2026. Welcome back, Coventry City.

@PiousGeek 😀 Pinocchio

Musaylama

@powerfulbadeeu 😀

Except one is sick, there’s no one football fan that should be happy with what’s happening to “Champions of the World”

@BukkyOA @Ademola_Odumesi I agree but it’s not the same sha.

You eat a burger and pizza with your hands and then ask why Africans eat swallow with their hands. That is one question that should never have existed.

@BukkyOA 😀

@NudgeTM Too much love for Naija 🤭🤭🤭

At my first interview at KPMG, the interviewer asked why I wanted to do tax. I responded by saying: “I am eager to assist taxpayers in contributing their fair share, thereby increasing government revenue and aiding in Nigeria's development. My love for Nigeria drives me to want to see it prosper, and that's my motivation for choosing tax” Upon joining, the manager who interviewed me - now a partner - said: “I didn’t believe your response but I appreciate the cleverness, and that’s part of why you’re here”

@NaijaFlyingDr Nigeria or Federal Government of Nigeria? 😊

Nigeria made about $20bn in revenue, last year. Netflix made $45bn.

@OneSodiqAlabii You people have left Nigeria but you’ve not allowed Nigeria to leave you. 😀

I didn't know Milo is 52% sugar😆. I know the sugar is high but never thought it was that high and would even be allowed to be that high. It's officially banned in our house now. Ti n ba fe je sugar, ma da sugar somi.

@Drwhales_ And if Declan Rice wins both, plus MVP at World Cup and PFA player of the year?

If Harry Kane wins the UCL & Balon D or….he’s in contention to be the greatest English player ever.

@vantage_suite Here you go

I’m curious: Has anyone ever registered a XYZ and Daughters company?

That many middle class people enroll their kids into private schools, because public school education isn’t great, suggests two things: - We can raise the money from people to fund quality public education so we all don’t have to individually worry about school fees. - The competence to deliver quality education exists among us. Quality public education is essentially private education with the benefit of economies of scale. But it looks like we have a fundamental ‘incentive’ problem. When people don’t have personal interest in a venture, they tend not to give their best. It partly explains why private schools and other private ventures outshine their government-owned counterparts.

@Ademola_Odumesi We’ve had loads of well-educated diaspora returnees in government, and Nigeria is still what it is.

Few years ago, there was a governorship aspirant in ogun state. His name is Ademola (can't remember his other names right now). Good height, well built and bodied the leadership charisma quite well. I think he came back from America to contest. He was younger at the time(compared to Gbenga Daniel and Amosun). He is eloquent, well educated and well travelled, energetic, full of ideas to turn the state around.... And He is funny too. I watched him speaking on the TV few times during the election season that year. He did everything necessary for normal political campaigns, he was everywhere, speaks well whenever he was engaged by the people and media houses. I think he did very well that year during the election season. Unfortunately, he came far 3rd when the election results were announced. I wonder where he could be right now. Probably, gone back to his base in the States. This is the kind of person who we should be having in governance, if we are ready and really serious as a group of people. But, Nigeria is Nigeria, as always. I hope we get it right soon.... Or at some point. It is well