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"I may be a hypocrite, but that doesn't make me wrong about you."
A good friend once said that to me, and I've never forgotten how true down into my bones I felt it.
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Bespoke Taylor
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Bespoke Taylor
@OGTaylorB
岳泰勒, Markets, Politics, History, Arts. All topics thoughtfully considered (And powered by ADHD/Autism!). Opinions are mine, and subject to change. He/Him.
Colorado Springs, CO Katılım Aralık 2013
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@Mankosmash @romanhelmetguy Yeah no. Maybe start with installing renewables and nuclear energy and grandfather coal and become energy independent.
Liberals are absolutely OK with this and it is a massive strategic objective China is surging ahead of us on.
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@romanhelmetguy The United States has no future unless we can defeat Liberalism. We cannot coexist. We are going to end up crushing the libs or slaves in their dystopia.
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If we lose WW3 to China because dumb fucks like this stop us from automating our factories out of a misplaced sense of social justice then America will go down as the dumbest hegemon in history.
Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders
Jeff Bezos, worth $234 billion, plans to replace 600,000 Amazon workers with robots. Now, he wants to spend $100 billion to fully automate not just his warehouses, but factories in the U.S & other countries. Oligarchs are waging all out war against workers. FIGHT BACK.
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@ContraPoints His team is the strongest, so it's by definition the moral one.
That's why for a brief period of time the US could have been the most moral army in history and wiped out all adversaries with its nuclear weapons.
Our failure to do so is why the libs hate us ever since.
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@HenpeckedHal Weirdly, you can't give 110%, but his scores could theoretically increase 110+%.
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teacher: your son needs help with math
me: I'll give it 110%
teacher: maybe your wife could do it?
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Hate the man, but my goodness what a hysterical reply.
Lit News Network@litnewsnet
JAPANESE REPORTER: “Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?” TRUMP: “We didn’t tell anyone about it because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?” 😭💀
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*NETANYAHU: WAR WILL END LOT FASTER THAN PEOPLE THINK
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@tracyalloway @bigblackjacobin This is incredible content and 100% America coded.
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If you haven’t been following this, Afroman’s lawyers have also had some incredible moments — including asking if any reasonable person would think that a man wearing a flag suit in court should be taken seriously
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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@MadelaineLucyH I always thought it was because ladies see a guy with a girlfriend and think, "he's vetted, probably safe to flirt with."
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Ok I can explain this, and it’s not because women are all evil and like hurting other women. It’s just as true in reverse, the minute you are serious with a guy 50 men will pop up like whackamoles claiming they thought you were the one.
Roughly, you can split all people who like you(both men and women) into three groups;
A- Romantically interested in you
B- Up for something casual/sex
C- Just wants an ego boost/roster
Now if they are in C, they aren’t going to like you being “off the market”. If they are A, they will be upset you didn’t choose them. If they are B, they will just drop off because it is too much effort.
You being in a relationship just reminds them you exist.
Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist@UbermenschMind
How girls look at you the second they find out you have a girlfriend
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@Seanfrank My dad providing a roof over my head, food to eat, a bed, paying for my education, and clothes to wear wouldn't make the not infrequent beatings alright.
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"america is bad"
literally invent every technical breakthrough in every industry since forever
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@ldjdhdu @UpdatingOnRome @cena17thszn My dad tried to be faithful to the religion of his ancestors by marrying and having kids despite being a gay man and you call that gross?
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@LizWolfeReason We often talk about a loss of innocence as we stop being children, but I think there are other dark nights of the soul that steal our adult joy right out from our hearts.
Then we find only empty words to describe the chasm where our treasures used to be.
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@Shimshon1800 @nonregemesse I loved it. It helped me make sense of the bullying I went through at the hands of former friends.
The author was a confessed attempted rapist though, and I doubt he had a jolly good time at boarding school.
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@nonregemesse I hated that book idk why. I liked a lot of the literature I read in MS and HS but i hated that book. Maybe bc it was such horrible subject.
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@romanhelmetguy Call your mom once a month and send a letter to your grandma as often.
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One weird trick to be loved and admired by multiple women: Have a wife and daughters and be faithful and good to them.
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@MissSassbox I don't even have Netflix but this makes me want to get it
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random, whimisical, comical, and possibly neurodivergent as hell with a splash of wholesome nature energy? set my reminder right now.
netflix⁷@netflix
This is a Gardening Show with Zach Galifianakis Coming to Netflix April 22 🍃
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@KFCkush @nonregemesse My father is a gay man who married my mother because his church leaders said it would cure him.
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@nonregemesse His mom is a lesbian but she gave birth to him? Shit doesn’t even make sense lol 😂
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@Chaddadbod @UpdatingOnRome @cena17thszn Nope. He'd probably consider that an acceptable compromise.
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@UpdatingOnRome @cena17thszn Not even sure how to parse that.
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