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Men are posting videos of men wearing complicated spandex underwear and bragging about how much better they are at stay at home parent like it's a gotcha. They're demonstrating they're ready for the next phase. Don't fight them on this.

@MarioNawfal About time Spanx and push up bras migrated to the men's department.

Men can now buy underwear that makes them look more muscular. Women, welcome to not being able to trust what you see either 😂

@patdafenet Ya'll have had 2,000 years holding the remote. Stop whining.

This is the world liberals want

@BillWiIdin Might have to change your management style.

My new intern just muted me on Slack during work hours because my management style was overstimulating her. She told me to leave my feedback in a voice note so she can listen to it at 2x speed when her aura is aligned. Is this the future?

@MarioNawfal If they deport him that white dude will have to do it. Doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.

Floorman on the iron. While the world argues about oil... somebody's gotta pull it out of the ground. Absolute unit.

@GeoRebekah Plenty of us live in cities upwards of 250,000 people, but treated as not existing by "city" people.

Can we stop using the tired trope of how people living outside of cities are all farmers, ranchers, and self-sufficient wisemen living a "different way of life,” as if it’s some pastoral paradise where people are in touch with nature. Rural people work mostly in healthcare, education and retail. They buy cheap shit from Walmart like everybody else. They buy oversized pickup trucks that they’ll never need. They spend most of their time inside in the air conditioning. They tend to be poorer and have less education, but that doesn’t mean they have special nature superpowers.

Just got off a call with a childhood friend His wife has cancer, it took 5 months to wipe out 20 years of his life savings and that was with insurance. He said the experience has turned him into a hateful, bitter person. They did everything they were told. They went to college, got degrees, avoided credit card debt, spent wisely, saved a nice chunk of money in savings accounts and retirement accounts and minded their own business. The USA healthcare system took all of their savings and retirement and forced them to refinance their house so that they lost 15 years of equity. Is this a country we are supposed to be proud of? I hate this system and anyone that defends it.

@Rainmaker1973 I think it's just a Cockatoo. They do this with everything.

This pink parrot is utterly mesmerized while staring at the owl's fluffy feathers.

@Hitchslap1 Because we know those women will be traded in. We're angry for them, not for ourselves.

Why does this make women so angry?

They can't all be sorted out. My son is lucky. He found one that has got him all kinds of sorted out, but he was receptive to it. He appreciates it. He knows life is better with her and in turn, he wants to make her life better. They were friends first and he was a real friend. Probably why she chose him.

A good woman sorts a man out. His life is exponentially worse without her. If she’s clever enough she can manage the cooking & cleaning & organizing without too much actual labor on her part If you are stuck in poverty & toil with a man you love, you simply have to raise your standards & sort 👏 him 👏 out 👏

@RealDianeYap No need to rain on their parade. Mainstreaming the SAHH is the perfect solution. Maybe they'll like it. That would be even better.

Ok men, what do you say? Wouldn’t you rather be married to him and let him be the stay at home dad to your kids? He thinks it’s easy and won’t ask you to do anything when you get home. Real sexy, right?

@MehdinBordeaux @le_Parisien Your error is assuming we're unhappy with this.

@le_Parisien Action reaction....tu joues a la princesse, t as pleins d attentes sans te remettre en question arrive un moment ou les mecs en ont marre et elles finissent seules avec lemurs chats

Elles n'ont pas encore 30 ans mais passent leurs soirées à crocheter ou bouquiner un roman sous leur couette tout en sirotant une tisane. De plus en plus de jeunes femmes défendent un mode de vie plus sain, reposé. Certaines vont même jusqu'à revendiquer les mérites d'une vie de «grand-mère» ➡️ l.leparisien.fr/INp8

@DoubleL77619382 @le_Parisien I live with another woman about the same age. Gardening, projects, repair, and yes crafts and tea. Neither of us would trade it for a man, not ever.

@EvanLuthra You made the post today and not yesterday.

WAIT WHAT…🤯 Hantavirus symptoms can take up to 8 weeks to appear. 8 weeks ago from today was Friday, March 13. COVID lockdowns also started on Friday, March 13, 2020. What am I missing?👀

@JoshAnimator Sounds like the problem is solved. SAHH.

He is 100% correct. When I was a stay at home dad it was the easiest most carefree, most relaxing time of my life. It was so rich and fulfilling being around my daughter all day every day, and then I would work nights after she went to sleep. All the women crying about unpaid labour are just gold digging grifters lying to you. It really is like a vacation.

@DrJoeCIO @Canvas_by_Inst @Instructure No way they're safely back up this fast unless they paid.

Canvas Being "Back Up" Doesn’t Mean Canvas is "Secure" in fact, it’s not. As my team manages the fallout of the recent @Canvas_by_Inst @Instructure breach, one thing is clear: A vendor's "Status Page" is not a security strategy. And it is not a communication strategy: While the vendor reports that systems are operational, our internal audits tell a different story. Despite our team killing all official authentication pathways, we discovered that staff and students were still able to access the system. This means active session tokens and mobile credentials were never invalidated globally. In a high-stakes hack involving a group like ShinyHunters, who specialize in session hijacking, this is more than a technical oversight; it is a massive liability. And thousands of teams like mine across the globe are having to deal with it. The Reality on the Ground • Persistence of "Ghost Sessions": By failing to force a global logout, the vendor has left backdoors wide open. Attackers don’t need to crack a password if they can ride an existing session token into our infrastructure. • A Communication Vacuum: Support and communication from Instructure has been minimal to non-existent. And the communication we do get is from sales reps or VPs who continuously tell us they do not know what’s going on but they are sorry. • Ineffective Direction: Rather than terminating these sessions on their end, the vendor sent out directions that simply do not work. We are being left to troubleshoot a vendor-level security failure in the dark. • The Risk of Contagion: Leaving these sessions active creates a lateral bridge to our broader network. My team cannot allow access to the Canvas, nor will we hook it back into our other internal systems, until this is fully resolved and verified. Worst of all, by declaring the system "back up" prematurely, they are effectively shifting the blame for the continued outage onto the districts. This narrative punishes leaders who are doing the necessary work to ensure the safety of their environments. And it puts at risk those districts that may not have the resources to identify these "ghost sessions" and unknowingly restore access to a compromised environment. And their internal comms show considerable hedging, their security team states: “We treat the threat as contained and eradicated based on our current knowledge, and working on restoring the product completely.   Based on our investigation, there is no evidence of persistent access for the threat actor, or any signs that would indicate further compromise.   To the best of our knowledge the product should be back to normal operations.” We are keeping the system locked down until we can verify that every session is purged and every API "handshake" is secure. It is time for the EdTech industry to prioritize actual recovery over PR-friendly status updates. And for CEOs like @smdaly to ensure that their companies make the actual safety of their systems the top priority.

@VigilantFox They aren't building them for the direct consumer.

The same question gets asked every time another massive AI data center is announced: what exactly are they building this for? Most people are just using AI to search the internet faster, summarize emails, or generate memes. Yet governments and corporations are racing to build infrastructure that consumes staggering amounts of land, energy, water, and computing power, as if the future depends on it. The official explanation doesn’t seem proportional to the scale of what’s being built. And once you watch @zeeemedia connect the dots on Digital Twins, it all starts to make sense… 🧵

@buitengebieden The oxytocin slow blink.

Not now, I’m working.. 😅

@Bluebirdfinch @WolfofX 🥰

@OSometimes6011 @WolfofX Love a Shih Tzu

Every morning in Frankfurt, Germany, you might catch a glimpse of Jenny, a horse who goes on a long walk every morning, all by herself. She has been taking the same route every morning for 14 years, ever since her owner, now 79 years old, became unable to ride. She enjoys greeting all of the familiar faces along the way, and she stops and gets treats and pettings from some of her favorite humans. The locals treat her like a celebrity and happily clean up after her. A piece of paper is attached to her halter that reads, “My name is Jenny. I didn’t run away, I’m just walking. Thank you.” But the police get calls frequently from people who don’t know about the arrangement. They are very familiar with the horse and the owner, and there have been no incidents in 14 years. A local veterinarian gives her routine checkups and continues to find her to be healthy and showing no anxiety about her unique lifestyle.

@ajnabihunmain We feel that way when we see a man taking his kids for a bike ride, taking out the trash, fixing a door that won't close without being asked.

Nobody talks about the pain of being married and randomly seeing a woman on the street who is more beautiful than your wife.