Obi-Wan Coby Ŧ 🌵🍊

@tylerlansdown @JimGaffigan Interesting fact: virtue signaling is trying to convince people that you are better than they are but not actually having to do anything virtuous or moral just saying things that sound good to a bunch of ignorant people.

This October 3 is going to be a fascinating contrast of styles between a Texas Tech team that doesn’t own weights under 40 lbs and may be mostly injured, and a Colorado team that does not appear to lift weights at all.

@RedditCFB @felipe4prez 😂

The President is in the building for UFC 327

💯 How easy it must be to sit back and criticize from the sidelines!

One of the best days of my life! It’s an incredible honor to receive my letter jacket from these guys! #WreckEm

The moment @JoeyMcGuireTTU was surprised with an honorary letter jacket 🥹

@OwenShroyer1776 Yeah. Real knee slapper

Babylon Bee: Not Funny Anymore Babylon Bibi: Hilarious Note to Babylon Bee: When you no longer prioritize humor and instead your loyalties, you are no longer funny and you expose your agenda.

@CoachCoog lol ok

Houston is a better candidate for SEC expansion than Texas Tech

@DailyCaller There’s no civil war. There’s one leader. The rest are just powerless voices.

🚨🇺🇸 It seems we're in the midst of a GOP civil war... Which side are you on?

@VisionaryVoid Fun fact: this is how they came up with the plot for Planet of the Apes

The Last Citizen of the Soviet Union. On May 18, 1991, Soviet cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev launched aboard Soyuz TM-12 for what was supposed to be a routine five-month mission aboard the Mir space station. While he floated 250 miles above Earth, the country that sent him into space quietly ceased to exist. The Soviet Union dissolved on December 26, 1991. His hometown of Leningrad became St. Petersburg. The newly formed Russian space agency, crippled by economic chaos, literally could not afford a return flight. Krikalev was stranded. To raise desperate funds, Russia began selling seats on supply missions to other nations, sending up an Austrian cosmonaut and a Japanese journalist, but Krikalev was told he had to remain on board to keep Mir running. His mission stretched on with no clear end date in sight. Finally, after 311 agonizing days in orbit, more than double his original plan, a German-funded mission provided the capsule needed to bring him home on March 25, 1992. When he stepped out onto Kazakh soil, he was still wearing a flight suit with the flag of a nation that no longer existed. He had left Earth as a Soviet citizen. He returned a year later as a Russian one.

@MaxMurrayX @astropics And yet they drove a car around. Because they didn’t seem to be afraid at all

@astropics Falls on the moon may look comical, but they were exceedingly dangerous... if they punctured that space suit...

Astronauts falling over on the Moon during the Apollo missions

@nosoup4knowles @CinemaShogun

@CinemaShogun Hourseman

Candace Owens says MAGA is dead and then gets instantly embarrassed‼️ In the middle of promoting her new merch she realizes that her new shirts say “Horseman” instead of “Horsemen”. She promises her fans that she will fix that mistake before quickly cutting to commercial break.

@DSPetolicchio At one point in time I used to listen to all these people. And I’ve slowly just stopped because they’re nothing but click whores.

@Cernovich lol I haven’t watched him in years

You will not win a media war against Alex Jones, he is unrelenting and a master of the craft.

@cenkuygur @TuckerCarlson @megynkelly @RealAlexJones @RealCandaceO @marklevinshow You the professional at this? Lol Trump built this movement. He is the movement.

Trump just said @TuckerCarlson @megynkelly @RealAlexJones and @RealCandaceO are all low-IQ, losers who are trying to help Iran. Apparently, only @marklevinshow is real MAGA and the rest are secret lefties and Iran lovers. This is exactly how you kill your own movement.

@GmorganJr I don’t see any reason for Israel to stop bombing terrorist in Lebanon. They are bombing terrorist leaders inside of Lebanon, not the country of Lebanon itself who just happens to how the terrorist. Israel didn’t sign a peace treaty with Lebanese terrorists. They are free to bomb

If you think my statement below is wrong, tell me why. Israel should stop bombing Lebanon and give this peace process a chance to work. We call balls and strikes with Israel just like with President Trump. This really isn’t hard.

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Yeah but f*** them non-vertebrates, am I right!!

More than 350 million vertebrate animals are killed by human driven vehicles every year. In general, autonomous vehicles are much better than humans at dodging animals. A compilation I made of @Tesla’s FSD stopping for animals, and often saving their lives:

@MarioNawfal Breaking: Tucker doesn’t run shit and had lost the ear of the President so his opinion doesn’t matter

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱 BREAKING: Tucker calls for a complete end to all U.S. military and economic aid to Israel: "Not one more dollar. Not one more fighter jet or bomb or missile defense system or ammunition of any kind. Because Israel is aggressively acting against our interest." He's careful to say this isn't about treating Israel as an enemy. It's about treating them like every other country: an ally with restrictions, reservations, and red lines. He wants a "healthy conventional relationship where Israel can pay its own bills and fund its own military." This is the most significant statement any major right-wing media figure has made about the U.S.-Israel relationship in decades. Source: @TCNetwork