Captain Mambo_Mbaya💀

@VanillaCars @alexmwanzo @Brianmbunde @brokensuit44 @dklaston @Dzaina @Joe_AlexN @Kalasinga_ @KenyanSays @maktejah_ @nonsensei_kun @jatesh9

KE 🇰🇪 This may be your reality very soon. The government just changed what's in your fuel. Quietly. From April 30th, the petrol and diesel at every pump in Kenya has 5x more sulphur in it than it did last month. Here's what that means for your car. 🧵

Some substandard fuel is bought and 3 big guns resign. No case no prosecution. Kidogo the Industrialisation CS decides to lower fuel standards. Now that fuel is no longer substandard. It can be allowed into our system. And then you will still vote for this government 🙄 😒

When people attend meetings at State House, they are given between 5,000 to 10,000 shillings a DAY, but a CHILD in a Public Primary School has been ALLOCATED 95 shillings for a WHOLE TERM. Kindly just VOTE this REGIME OUT!

"An informed public is their worst nightmare." ~ Okiya, 2026

@davidshitand @jumaf3 In simple words ng'ombe hii, Data used ni ya last year third term, jikune haga na unuse ng'ombe hii...

@jumaf3 But we are in second term not third term of 2025😂😂

Is President William Ruto's government really serious? Ksh 188 per student for the government capitation program? 188 Bob? 😆😆😆😆. How do you even sit, print, and dispatch this?

@itslydiaowuor Welcome to Kenya, the land of surprises.

Only in Kenya will a former Chief Justice be told to familiarise himself with the Constitution. Only in Kenya will a seasoned Boeing 787 captain be advised to consider enrolling in flight school. Only in Kenya will an author be debated with about the RRP of his own book. 😂😂😂

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Educated youths waende kwa mjengo in affordable houses alafu goons wapewe to head hospitals. Ruto’s presidency will be the worse in history

@_Enzochukwu @rhuan_thauz @Cr7Godbrand Now imagine about money

@rhuan_thauz @Cr7Godbrand Jesus Christ, so selfish can't even give an answer

Employing a thousand young men means a thousand women will likely marry and form a thousand new families. However, employing a thousand women could leave a thousand young men unemployed, potentially leading to a thousand women remaining unmarried. You can't prioritize jobs for a gender that naturally selfish, hoarding money, and doesn’t care about the extinction of their race, country, traditions, religion, and families. This is what’s contributing to declining birth rates by giving jobs to more women who primarily focus on themselves. You place selfish beings above givers.

Stubborn questions that Ruto's government will have to answer.

Hii Kenya ni crime scene, tunatoka 4B fuel scandal to 3B sugar scandal

Ruto aliacha kuongelea Singapore after being exposed.

One Term. That’s all it took this man to wreck education,cripple healthcare, weaken security, loot minerals,balloon debt,kill jobs, and turn corruption into a full-time government department. Cleaning up this mess will take years. Alafu unaskia mtu hatumii akili akisema Tutam.

Always stick to what makes you weird, odd, strange, different. That is your source of power. — Robert Greene. #FoodFriday

Formula ni simple, hakuna kuvote for anyone in UDA, Wantam kwa hao washenzi wote

It's now more expensive to be a boyfriend than a parent.

FROM BLACK ATTIRE TO BOARDROOM CHAIRS: KENYA'S WIDOW PROMOTION EXPRESS: IN THAT ORDER.... 1. Catherine Kirumba Karemu (Wife of late Nyeri Governor Wahome Gakuru) — Appointed as Kenya’s High Commissioner to London 2. Hanna Wendot Cheptumo (Wife of late Baringo North MP, William Cheptumo)— Cabinet Secretary (CS) for Gender, Culture, the Arts and Heritage 3. Ida Betty Odinga (Wife of late enigma Raila Odinga) — Ambassador and Permanent Representative to the United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP). 4. Naiyanoi Ntutu Ng’eno ( Wife of late Dikirr MP Johanna Ng'eno) — Appointed Board In formation and Communications Technology Authority (ICTA) for a three-year term. This is clearly indicates that in the government, they better create an employment to the high profile widows than the millions of unemployed youths outchea 😢 This happens most in Kenya specifically Ruto's government. They are seeking sympathy. Someone like Hanna Wendot Cheptumo, her husband was MP for 15 years and Senator for 3 years. Looting CDF and county funds. Where is the money he looted for the last 20 years. She can use it. Someone like Ida Odinga, Raila was prime minister, ako na Gas company serving East Africa, ako na mali but she was promoted because she's a widow 💀 Kenya is a joke. Here in USA 🇺🇸, this is not accepted. Only in Kenya walai. This must stop.

There was a time a presidential speech was presidential. Nowadays it sounds like a cattle dip meeting.

I don’t care anything Ruto does in the next 3 years,Even if he brings the dollar to kes20. He is still going home I don’t care man. To have 18 year olds protesting against you?You are pathetic as hell.Ruto must go!!

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.