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How to retire kids from $8s

@oattmilklatte Stop doing whatever that thing is you’re doing with your mouth/lips, use less makeup/throw out the fake lashes, thin/damaged hair stop dying it let it be natural and heal for a while. Start there.

when you're 20 but have only had 1 relationship in ur life lol words cant describe how unlovable i feel like am i fcking ugly? or is it my personality that's boring idk

@Trey_Explainer @FamousDuBois Not very thorough* of you to not even proofread a tweet.

@FamousDuBois I genuinely believe it because it’s so niche and autistic. Someone could do something very similar but it would never be as through and hyperfixating as me

I just finished showing my parents my latest documentary and at one point my dad looked at me and said "Nobody could have made something like this but you."

@absolute_web3 @CAMELCASTOff Ykb

@ObjTrent @CAMELCASTOff Towel trick

My buddy in High School would charge kids $50 bucks to repair the red ring. All he did was buy a new Xbox 360 at Walmart, crack it open, trade the internals out, swap the shells, then return it. Did it over 100 times and no one batted an eye.

@Johnfdvk @Ackjpeggy @yrluvly Buddy what are you on about Xanax tastes insanely bitter and Klonopin tastes like a mint

Hospital gave me a xan This why u don’t disclose your substance abuse history with ur medical providers ‼️

@HristoforG @ii_analyze @Chief491740 @MChaseReal @jimstewartson @IfindRetards

@ii_analyze @Chief491740 @MChaseReal @jimstewartson Alegetly we already got to the moon in 1969 why in 2026 is taking 10 years to send people back there if SpaceX made space travel cheaper ?

I will never get over Elon Musk, after 25 years of lying about going to Mars, finally gets caught because of IPO due diligence, and his excuse to the public is: “Oh, we found out it’s farther than the moon.”

@ElFreakoluxury @ArtofCShelton @waycooljr37 @StillADog @IfindRetards

@ArtofCShelton @waycooljr37 @StillADog LIKE TRUMP??? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDHRIDHDHSJSHWJSISHAHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAISUDHDHSHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAA

Part of the resistance

@ggooooddddoogg Put a socket in the cap jfc

scientists have developed a device that temporarily allows users to experience the perspective of the median american voter

@JOKAQARMY1 Just loud, dumb, and wrong.

He's got a great point 👉

@alphafox She’s gorgeous in the face, love to see this

She has an addiction to the gym:

@SummrWrites @LadyTexicann Just dumb, loud, and wrong 😭

I’m so crazy! An unleashed dog was chasing me the other day. All I had to do was yell at it, and it left me alone. If I’m afraid in my home, I don’t need a dog. I need a firearm. 😘Those are actually useful, and they don’t lick their butts AND my floors (ew, what kind of cleanliness standard is that?💀).

I think one of the best pieces of advice older women should be giving younger women before they start having babies is to avoid getting a dog.

@Ethanwall445 @HardBarn Exactly. Also, it’s the one on Chace Dr isn’t it 😂

@HardBarn As someone who has worked in a pharmacy in Hoover for years. It’s because other people are showing up before their scrips are filled or they want to get multiple filled and it’s to early or no refills etc. You are likely showing up knowing your stuff should be ready.

Everytime I’m at the CVS pharmacy drive thru, I sit behind cars for at least 10-15 minutes… yet when I’m at the window I’m gone in less than 2 minutes every single time. Can someone legitimately explain to me why this is? What could possibly take so long?

@Aggierufus @7EventHorizon @worldranking_ Just loud and wrong, 1-3 days in blood, you’re thinking of urine.

@7EventHorizon @worldranking_ It's actually a month till it is out of ur blood. But it's not addictive, the habit is

@SusieM414141 Let him soak in unscented epsom salt and apple cider vinegar with the “mother”, every night at bath time for at least 15 minutes.

For all the nurses out there. This baby has been to the emergency room a few times and the mom cannot figure out what is going on. He has what looks like a rash in certain areas all over his body and in the folds. He’s exclusively breast fed, what could it be.

@acidbath32 @DOWNonTheUPSlDE @legit_scumbag I’ve been on 300mg 3x a day for almost 10 years, and I always run out early, bc it’s the most recreational thing there is with almost no downside. I’ve never even felt a negative side effect once. And yes with gabapentin you have to stagger the doses to increase bioavailability.

@DOWNonTheUPSlDE @legit_scumbag lyrica/pregabalin is even better but the withdrawal is more extreme like benzos

Dude when I was originally trying to withdraw off that fetty powder at home I took 300 milligrams of 7oh at once on day two and it didn't do anything at all I was fucking dying haha fetty powder is no joke

@Pankohhhh @1_2_question @DovySimuMMA Neither of you can even spell it, congrats you’re both retarded

@1_2_question @DovySimuMMA ???? It always makes me laugh how confidently wrong some of you are 🤣🤣 That IS the official way in you dingus. The ceremonial way in happens later at the arena.

Bro even tried keeping his heels of the scale, dumbass

@SugaaJG Them already knowing it was gonna happen made this shit hilarious

Good try

@EmiliaRxse Awaiting a link from literally any female on earth

@EmiliaRxse This was my DM. Any female comp player that wants to get embarrassed by someone who hasn’t touched CoD in years, lmk

"I'm not a misogynist but..."