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Side effects of being muscular:
-wealthy men ask you to marry their daughter because they wanna be your father-in-law
-your wife flexes you in front of her enemies and feels great about herself after
-you look jacked holding your toddler son/daughter in your first pictures together
-everyone trusts you/people get fired up just looking at you - you get promoted 2 years early
-you’re never in a situation where you’re uncomfortable taking your shirt off
-you don’t need to scroll back 3 years in your pictures to find one where you look good
-your metabolism moves faster which means you burn more fat (which means you can look like Batman without having to do cardio)
-your wife’s brothers who rarely drink (because their careers are demanding and they have kids) fight over who gets to drink their Old Fashioneds next to you at the Super Bowl party
IMPORTANT: if you’re muscular but you’re a self-obsessed d-bag about it you forfeit the benefits.
Also - common misconception: you don’t need to eat chicken and kale every meal and spend 5 hours in the gym to be muscular. All you need is 3 lifts a week 50 minutes at a time :)
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@TheFieldOf68 @theDeptofHoops “I’m not trying to deflect anything” = I’m literally trying to deflect everything
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Ed Cooley after Georgetown’s loss to UConn:
“There’s a lot worse happening right now than Georgetown losing a basketball game… You know what we are? We’re blessed. We’re blessed to be 9-9, we’re blessed to be 1-6 in the league. It could be a lot worse.”
(🎥: @theDeptofHoops)
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“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31
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Things you can’t control:
-the economy
-your favorite sports team
-what Becky told Suzie at Brunch
-your friend bailing on your plans because he’s too banged up from the stripclub
Things you can control:
-hitting the gym
-eating healthy
-crushing it at work
-talking to people like you already know them
-leaving massive tips at restaurants
-not getting involved in drama
-taking random moments throughout your week to realize you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)
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The New Orleans Pelicans signed Chase Hunter and Josh Oduro to Exhibit 10 contracts, a league source told @spotrac.
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Life is amazing:
-get jacked
-crush it in your career
-ask your crush out on a date (if she says no repeat steps 1 and 2 until she says yes)
-make her your girlfriend then your wife
-when you’re married keep getting jacked and keep crushing it in your career
-leave massive tips at restaurants
-make large anonymous donations to special needs charities
-buy drinks for people without expecting one in return
-live in the same town with your boys one day coaching your kids’ Little League team together
-be a hot strong dad
-host banger Fourth Of July parties
-be the house everyone in your town wants to be at on Thanksgiving
-be the hero you daydreamed about being when you were 15
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@velvetmilkman0 If you drink them with good intentions and spellbound gratitude for the sheer fact that you’re alive (1 in 500 trillion miracle) then no not at all - enjoy
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Not to get political but does anyone mind if I have a few drinks at lunch?
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Peter Millar this, Johnnie O’s that. What ever happened to respecting horsepower?
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@Oburo_ Pretty good story. Dad was a walk on at Villanova. Wouldn’t count this young man out for anything m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ats2Ar…
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Absolutely crying laughing at the pope illegally streaming Villanova vs. NJIT at 2 AM in November from Vatican City
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