Occam's Cleaver

@trumplicans2024 No actual adult is.

and you say?

@PaulaYScanlan Everyone? I never wore a mask.

happy 6 year anniversary of everyone becoming dumb and deciding it was a good idea to make healthy 20 year olds wear masks in swimming pools

@GlobalIJournal I don't need a government to help me keep bullshit out of my life like Italians apparently do.

Italy has become the first country to ban Bill Gates’ “lab-grown meat.”

@_devJNS There is no money in video games, that is why Valve switched to selling the platform, which is, a web platform.

always web, why??

@BrockRiddickIFB Who the hell uses paper?

@Not_the_Bee Which one of those is the daughter?

Kim Jong Un goes on a daddy-daughter date to a shooting range, fueling speculation about his daughter being trained to take over notthebee.com/tb185

@InternetH0F Starting an argument with someone that stupid is just as stupid.

@ClownWorld Can you say "staaaaaaged"?

This dude 🤣🤣🤣

@DudespostingWs I literally don't care.

Armand “Mondo” Duplantis has broken his own world record again, now for the 15th time. He usually raises the bar by the smallest margin possible, and each record reportedly earns him another $100,000. The question is: how high can he go…

@NoContextHumans The lack of seat belts should concern everyone who thinks this is a sweet story.

A Chinese long haul truck driver converted his truck cabin into a small living space so he could travel with his wife and child. Later, his wife earned a commercial trucking license, and the couple now take turns driving.❤️

@RickyDoggin I can't name one of her songs

@RickyDoggin How many words is "manly"?

I'll start: BIG

@GuntherEagleman You didn't have to include the qualifier of children.

Correct!

@DudespostingWs I didn't see one game in this video I didn't play with my cousins and siblings growing up.

This exercise is called drownproofing, a drill used in U.S. Navy SEAL training.

@DudespostingWs You realize this is easier than above water right?

This man squats 661 lbs underwater 😳

@ThomasSowell She looks like a hillbilly little boy from West Virginia.

Greta Thunberg: “We need to talk about what’s happening in Cuba right now as the Trump administration is waging illegitimate wars across the world, k*lling countless of people.”

@DefiantLs What don't you understand? It's a club for only men who dress like women and who like to have sex with actual women.

Wait what?

@Bitcoin_Teddy Not one part of this universe gives a shit that you're too dumb to figure out life.

How am I supposed to pay; $1,600 rent $250 power $110 water $280 internet $130 car insurance EVERY MONTH while making less than $19 an hour???

True.

@InternetH0F She would definitely go faster without the milk. Also, why chocolate?

7x Olympic Gold medalist swimmer Katie Ledecky balancing a glass of chocolate milk on her head while swimming