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@DeepVoiceEHoe 🔥🔥🔥

Staying with sober friends this weekend. I decided to not bring alcohol into their home (obviously). Out at the store and they said that they had planned for me to have alcohol and it was okay. So naturally, I did not bring alcohol because I am not that kind of person.

@nickimoraa Moving back home soon. Lived my dream until I hated it and it robbed me of everything I care about. Ready to be safe.

My mom called me and said, “I didn’t buy a 5-bedroom house to sit in it alone while you throw away $1800 a month on rent.” I tried to act like I needed time to think about it, but honestly I was already mentally packing 😂 The moment she said I’d have my own bathroom, an upstairs living area, and a whole extra room to turn into an office, my lease suddenly started feeling very unnecessary. People love acting like moving back home in your 30s is embarrassing, but in this economy? Please. I’m about to save money, eat real food, hear “drive safe” again, and spend time with my mom while she still wants me around. That’s not failure that’s a financial blessing with free Wi-Fi 🤣

normalize pathetically begging to go down on her nightly

Accidently photographing a frog at the exact moment it activates its hyperspace drive...

@Ahryyzona @SSethi31 @Elaa_ampe5 You're probably 100% right.

@Octophilosopher @SSethi31 @Elaa_ampe5 They mostly end up opening up to predators cuz they see those walls and they carefully bring it down brick by brick They take more calculated steps to get to her

Imagine a girl who doesn't give easy access to just anyone. She barely talks to boys, keeps her circle small, and her life even smaller.She's quiet, private, and a little hard to reach unless you truly know her .So if she lets you in, if she opens up to you even a little...understand that you were never just anyone to her. You were someone she trusted enough to lower the walls she built so carefully.

@lextaliones_ My favorite was just to ask "Does it code 5 prime to 3 prime, or 3 prime to 5?" Because it's such an easy question, but without AI assistance back then, people struggled with it cause they would look up the vaccine specifically when it's just basic mRNA knowledge 😅

@thellamapool @lextaliones_ All the vaccine did was make Healthcare workers only test while symptomatic... knowing they could be asymptomatic and carrying. It did great for the ICU my fiance was waiting in while listed for a liver transplant... You get delisted if you catch covid (from the staff). RIP.

@lextaliones_ My mother developed heart problems after the vaccine and my brother in law got vertigo. I never got the vaccine. All of us have had Covid since they got it and our symptoms were the same, they ended up with no benefit.

@diamonatrixx @lextaliones_ But literally every peer reviewed journal article I can find says "it's been seen" and it's "underresearched" (hard to get grants for research that could make the powers that be look bad)

@diamonatrixx @lextaliones_ And this is why studies are trying to figure out if suboptimal antibody loads (super common with this vax as protective immunity was not figured out prior to release, especially in the immune compromised population) are associated with ADE. Non scientific articles say "no",

@lextaliones_ Was to understand 😅

@lextaliones_ One of my biggest was the social issue that is the lack of informed consent in the cohorts the vaccine was first distributed to. I also remember people who would tell me what I was studying was "so hard, they could never" being the first to try to defend how "easy" the science

@Firstus_ @awkwardgoogle My mom used to explain she was a "late bloomer". Best she could do. I knew men loved pursuing her as an adult, so I had to have faith that she wasn't lying. Imo uglier now than I was then, but people want me a fuckton more. You'll figure out what to say

@awkwardgoogle How do you tell your kids that in high school, none of the girls found you attractive?

Every girl walked past him... but he never put his hand down.

@Asmongold @LizzieMarbach Sad and angry* I just noticed my typo

@Asmongold @LizzieMarbach Dude, I'm fat, ugly, annoying, AND insecure and still don't feel I'm competing with video games. This woman's hobby is her imaginary friend and that she did a biological function that many people do without making it their identity. She's sad and happy others have real hobbies

I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@ThatFoxChick1 @skepticalone44 @anon_opin What a wild thing to be sorry for. I'll text both properly and shorthand. But my most common shorthand is "idk wtf" and I think that gives an idea of the mood I'm in when I'm using shorthand. Bewildered, high stress, or code switching.

@Octophilosopher @skepticalone44 @anon_opin I have had a fellow high-school student say they "felt sorry for me" because I wrote texts out properly instead of shortening every word. Also American.

I don't understand the point of using the term "dozen". It means 12, so just say 12? It's even worse when people say or type "half a dozen". Just say 6 or six.

I think it’s beautiful when a man is able to look past my personality and love me for my boobs

@CultofCami I can orgasm from just penetration, but it's way too much effort to do that myself.

Fun fact: a lot of women do not penetrate themselves when they m*asturbate.