Oluwatobi_

@Jomo_Of_FUTA Currently serving at KPMG Lagos

Where did you serve or where are you serving? Let me go first: I served at the University of Ibadan

@Thepentane_ I saw mad people the most at IB sha Everyday, you must see one Kilode

Ilesha in Osun State is basically the headquarters of mad people. You can barely walk one kilometer without seeing at least one mentally ill person, and most of them seem to be women. If you think I'm exaggerating, just ask anyone who actually lives there.

@BlehisBack Super mum o

@Official_TeeBee Super who? 😭

Elon has reduced my DM response rate by like 70% by removing the voice note feature.😞 It’s actually frustrating because that’s how I respond to almost all my DMs, especially anything career-related. Now someone sends a message asking for advice on navigating a decision, a career path, or an academic hurdle. I genuinely intend to respond. I’ll even start typing… and then abandon it halfway. 😞 Mostly because I have so much to say. What would have been a 4-minute voice note now has to be a long essay that I have to type out repeatedly for different people, depending on their requests It’s sad because I really do want to help but that’s overly burdensome for me.. I really hope he brings it back.

@MakanakiBrand 😂😂

I applied to your firm for a job, you sent me rejection letter, very normal. I took it. What I won’t take is you adding me to your subscribers, sending me news letter. You too dey go!!!

@Bisola96144654 @Jomo_Of_FUTA You might not see GTs open then Start applying now

@Jomo_Of_FUTA My POP will be November My aim is to start applying from August

Most graduate trainee recruitment processes take months Don’t let the “You must have completed NYSC” requirement stop you if you’ll be finishing soon While applying, select “Completed” (you can explain later that you’re almost done). Selecting “Not completed” may disqualify you

On the 25th of March, 2026, I was officially inducted into the Veterinary Profession. DR A.A TOYINBO Doctor of Veterinary Medicine(Ibadan) Distinctions in Veterinary Biochemistry, Veterinary Public Health/PM Thank you Sigma Club and Lord Tedder Hall for the privilege to serve.

@tehmie_ There is UI and others👀

@Official_TeeBee There’s only one great ife.

No Greatest Ife in this list. I’m disappointed, you haven’t gone to the best University ever. This isn’t a good list 🤮 🤢.

@Awedathefirst Legit don carry your news 😂

Thank you very much, my leader.

@DrPepe08 @realria001 Yesterday ke?

It's so saddening how I come here to tell you guys about swimming but you all refuse to learn that skill. Some even say I like money too much that's why I'm preaching swimming so that people can sign up for my swimming classes. If it's ticket to a concert, you people will rush it oo. If it's a cruisine or a pool party, they will find you there. But if it's to actually learn the skill that can actually save your life, you wouldn't. You'll say you'd do it later. Hmm... I hope you don't find yourself in a situation where you'd regret having read this message and not take action. Swimming is a life skill!!!!!!!! Every Nigerian must learn how to swim. This one say "...I just have the mindset that I can float" Lmao. Why don't you have the mindset that you have money and not work towards it? Shioor.😏 Please and please, learn how to swim before the year runs out. If you're in Ibadan, I can teach you personally or connect you with someone that can help you. If you're in Lagos, I can also help connect you with someone that can help you. Just type "SWIM" and your location. For you that we cannot meet physically, I can send you a free Beginner's guide and a checklist that will help you. Just comment "GUIDE" I'm giving this to the first 20 people. So don't wait, it won't take you up to 2 mins.🌚

@thaddy432 @_apex_divine Yes

@Official_TeeBee @_apex_divine They've sent mail?

Prosperis Holdings sent mail for assessment. Endeavor to score well You will see your score once you are done ❤️ All the best Guys!!!!

Watching your MBA Associate REF out the entire LBO model an hour before the client meeting

Private Equity is Back, Baby - KKR just returned a fund in one deal, let's break down the deal Mid-2023, no one is talking about AI or data centers and KKR acquired CoolIT for a very fair 16.5x EBITDA multiple So what does the company do? They are a pioneer in direct liquid cooling technology for data centers, this removes heat from data centers enabling more energy-efficient and higher-performance operations than traditional air cooling Fast forward 3 years, and the company has exploded, coolant distribution unit capacity grew 25 times. 25 times! CoolIT's technology ended up deployed in over 300 data centers globally. Today, KKR agreed to sell CoolIT to Ecolab, a Minnesota-based industrial water treatment and hygiene giant, for $4.75 billion in cash, representing 29x NTM EBITDA of $164M. Read that again. 10x increase in EBITDA and 12x of multiple expansion. So good. The result, a nice 15x MOIC and 150%+ IRR. What I think is even more fascinating is that this comes from the Impact Fund which is $2.8bn of total commitments, so I estimate that this deal just returned the entire fund. Sooo good. Genius or luck? In my opinion, genius. Chapeau to KKR.

After 8 years in Ibadan, I was officially inducted into the veterinary profession yesterday, March 25th, 2026. It’s now Dr. B.D Aweda, Doctor of Veterinary Medicine(Ibadan) Grateful to God Almighty, my parents, family, friends, and the entire university community for being part of this journey. 📸: @ElishaAjiboye__ 🥼@BankoleDelight

Fun fact A 2:1 graduate of Linguistics (a course listed here) has higher chance of getting into KPMG (an accounting firm) than a 2:2 graduate of Accounting.

Ara ulu mi ♥️

One of the most misunderstood expressions in the Bible is ‘WORK OUT YOUR SALVATION WITH FEAR AND TREMBLING’. It has been twisted into a most virulent legalistic idiom. Last week, we saw that God doesn’t want us to serve Him from fear but from love. Join us this evening by 6pm at our Lagos and Akure churches as we break down this narrative and give clarity. Join online via YouTube and mixlr via thegoodnessnation @GoodnessNation

@degenwreck @Mr_Sprime @slim_lexis @SirJarus Go to YouTube For the solve assessment

@Mr_Sprime @slim_lexis @SirJarus Please what should I practice?

BAT recruitment tougher than McKinsey's? That's a discovery for me. Interesting.