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@yabaleftonline Man power!!!

"Whether you che@t or he che@ts, you'll still be the one who has to leave his house" –X-user says

@yabaleftonline Him don join them.

Peller shares birthday photo shoot.

@big_zehrry I'd rather be impotent

G@y son Or Cu|t son

@UTDFondre It's an insult to Park to even have this comparison. No Asian player has ever come close to Park's impact in MAN U.

Be honest… who had the bigger impact at Manchester United: Park Ji-sung or Shinji Kagawa? 👀

@vdmempire That's never a robbery! The hand was not stopping a goal, it wasn't a shot from the opponent, and check the intention, he will not try to stop a ball that is leaving his own 18 yard box with his hand intentionally. And you want penalty for that? You must be a joke!

Bayern Munich were robbed! How is this not a penalty?

@evanahh_ Don't think too far. Just imagine the guy has infected. Now, can you swallow it?

Doctors and experts in the house ??

@heis24raphael But no forget to hold something for hand. If you like, carry cutlass come. Wetin you go carry come go determine the response wey you go get lol 😆 😂

Do you know that it's your right as a Nigerian, if you feel stranded at night you can pass your night in the police station 😂

@Goldenboy663405 @Prestigious_Gt It's just like cult. Even if I tell you, you'll think you get it but you won't. Enter first😅

@Offishyal_E @Prestigious_Gt Can you tell us abeg the lesson

“When a lady announces her wedding to her friends, there will be jubilation everywhere……..” Wait for when a guy announces his wedding to his guys 😂😂

@Sweet_Kristy101 Aunty, na your Strait of Hormuz oo

What causes the weird smell though?

@yabaleftonline Don't divorce her oo. Just take your money, find a nearby restaurant. In Jos, it'll get you a very good meal x3. Come back and look normal like nothing happened. Talk and laugh like a very normal day. Repeat it if it happens again.

Is this a reason for the couple to separate?

@yabaleftonline I would have love to ask her how she feels about the court sharing a man's fortune 50/50 after a divorce. Yeyeh

“I don’t like when women share platforms they worked hard to build with men for couple content” — Jola

@Abdulilu1 Deeper life church members will go for number 7 lol 😆

Which uniform is good for school?

@Hajjat_Masavu Give d0ggy for couch

H0w can I really g£t this with0ut climbing the bed?🥲

@NigeriaStories Multichoice how far, una like this update? Lol 😆 🤣 @MultiChoiceGRP @MultiChoice

JUST IN: YouTube and FIFA reach agreement to broadcast World Cup games live!

@neymarjr Football choose you but your legs scammed you. What a player 👏

Resiliência 🙏🏼

@instablog9ja E don dey reach them. Nice! This menace will soon end. Becaaauusse, I don dey reach people wey fit stop am.

B@ndits Abd¥ct the family members of the Deputy Governor of Sokoto Suspected b@ndits have kidn+pped eight people in Garin Idi village, Sabon Birni Local Government Area of Sokoto State, including relatives of the state’s deputy governor. Residents said the att@ckers stormed the community around 1:00 a.m. on Thursday, riding motorcycles and firing g+nshots, forcing many villagers to flee into nearby bushes and safe areas. The assailants reportedly operated for about two hours without any security response. A resident described the incident as harrowing, saying, “I have never heard g+nshots as intense as what we experienced yesterday. Now, we only fear them when they come, but once they leave, we calm down because we have become used to it. Still, there is no help.” Another source said the b@ndits initially rounded up about 30 people, mostly women and children, but later released some, taking away eight victims due to limited space on their motorcycles. The abd¥cted victims include three men and five women, many of whom are believed to be members of the deputy governor’s family. During the att@ck, the g+nmen also looted a phone charging shop, making away with over 100 mobile phones, power banks, and about ₦40,000 in cash. “When they entered the charging point, the operator fled. They then took phones mostly smartphones and power banks being charged, along with cash,” a source said. Residents have called on the government, particularly the deputy governor, to urgently address the worsening insecurity in the area. “We are appealing to him to look into our condition. As our son and the deputy governor, it is pa+nful that we are being neglected despite being his relatives. We support him and do not wish him ill, but he has not assisted us in this difficult situation,” another resident said.

@onyinyechukw903 The real Avatar in human form

I don’t think the is anyone on this app that is taller than me

@Emmanuel_Tips I bought the exact same thing for 80k lol 😆

Why are you videoing your wife because of 350k, allow abeg, to born no easy ooh, it has stealing instinct oh once a woman gave birth give her all she wants if you can abeg. She say can’t you see 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@instablog9ja That's why I'll do it behind your back. When I have doubts and see that this child does not look like me or you, I will go straight ahead to run the test with or without your consent and if you want to leave the marriage, please LEAVE!!!

If I am married today and my husband insists on a DNA test, then we should not be together. If you do not trust me enough to believe that the child I have for you is yours, then we should not have met each other — Lady says