Hank Oflameo

@techbromemes Except in Lua.

Grown adults don’t seem to understand that treating someone poorly will result in them not wanting to talk to you anymore

Are you paying attention yet?

@Rich_Cooper Wicked men are deadbeats.

Why are there no children's fairy tails about wicked step fathers? Have you noticed it's always a wicked stepmother? Cinderella: The wicked stepmother enslaves Cinderella, favors her own two ugly stepsisters, and tries to prevent her from attending the ball. Snow White: The vain Evil Queen is Snow White's stepmother. Obsessed with being the "fairest of all," she orders the huntsman to kill Snow White and brings poisoned gifts (lace, comb, apple). Hansel and Gretel: The cruel stepmother convinces the father to abandon the children in the woods during a famine so she and he can eat better. The Juniper Tree: The jealous stepmother beheads her stepson, cooks his body into a stew served to the father, and frames her own daughter for the act. The boy is later reborn as a bird who seeks revenge. Rapunzel: The sorceress who imprisons Rapunzel in the tower functions as a controlling, possessive stepmother figure after stealing the child from her biological parents.

I would like to tell my story regarding several issues on a livestream. I require no pay for this. I have some juicy things to say. Any podcaster can contact me. Trust me, it's juicier than a pile of ripe pears. DM me.

Discuss! Be honest🚀

Boomer Republicans: “just work your way through college like I did” Cost: $400,000k in four years. Sir, if you can pull that off at 18, you don’t need the degree.

This is how they will enforce Digital IDs

It's Autism Day. I am not a fan of the classification system used within the DSM-V to indicate severity, and am proposing my own categories:

@janeinak @ns123abc Amber Heard?

@ns123abc No young woman would just make this up.

🚨 Annie Altman Files Amended Lawsuit Alleging Sexual Abuse & Rape By Sam Altman > alleges abuse from 1997-2006 > family home in clayton, missouri > began when she was 3, he was 12 > ended when she was 12, he was an adult > forcible touching, oral sex, molestation, sodomy, rape Original claims dismissed as time-barred (expired 2008). But the Judge allowed refiling under Missouri’s Childhood Sexual Abuse statute Annie seeks jury trial + punitive damages based on Sam’s $3.3 billion net worth Sam Altman denies all allegations: > calls lawsuit “extortion” Annie’s lawyer: > she will “continue gathering evidence” Case proceeds.

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We peaked in the Reggie/Iwata era.

Who can relate?🤣🚀

Which way western man?

Age of Empires dev Sandy Petersen on why woke captured video game companies don't need to be saved: "We don’t need to save Blizzard. We didn’t need to save MicroSoft or id Software or Ensemble Studios or Atari. We don’t need to save ANY game company. If they die, they die. They will be replaced with new, likely superior game companies." Do you agree with him?

@Mr_Derivatives @DeItaone I don't trust Sam Altman, but I trust female clone of Sam Altman less.

@DeItaone Do you trust Sam Altman?

ALTMAN'S SISTER FILES AMENDED LAWSUIT ALLEGING SEXUAL ABUSE Annie Altman has filed an amended lawsuit accusing her brother, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, of long-term sexual abuse. A judge allowed the case to proceed under Missouri’s child abuse law, even though other claims were ruled too old. She alleges abuse from 1997 to 2006, beginning when she was three years old. Sam Altman denies the allegations and has filed a defamation countersuit based on her public statements. The Altman family disputes her claims, citing mental health concerns and describing the lawsuit as extortion.

@DeItaone Sam Altman looks really queer. No way the allegations are real.

Unix once featured possibly the greatest—and creepiest—Easter egg of all time. In some early AT&T Unix versions, typing the username “dmr” (Dennis MacAlistair Ritchie’s initials) at login triggered the message: “Dennis Ritchie has retired, please use another login.” Even years after his death, this hidden joke occasionally resurfaced, prompting new admins into panicked midnight Google sessions. Call it Ritchie’s mischievous sense of humor reaching beyond the grave—or perhaps Unix’s quirky personality revealing itself. Either way, sysadmins everywhere learned an important lesson: Unix geeks love nothing better than trolling the unsuspecting.

Some of them are starting to recognize their AI psychosis. I was on a call last week where an Eng Director said they were lacking sleep for many days and had agents running tasks overnight. After a solid night of rest, they realized the agents had produced about a weeks worth of slop and they erased all of it.