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@KowinoMoses Alafu watasema ni fundi mara architect mara engineer. Juzi mahali gishagi niliambiwa mafundi wangu kumbe ni watu wa mkono😭😭ati hakuna mtu huwapatia kazi ya fundi huko

Sikuizi mnaweka columns bila bases uku nje bwana? Mlango haifunguki kumbe nyumba ni kama inashuka chini....no strip footings

@Saraah_Ke Sacco. Mmf utapata 15k mwisho wa mwako. Alafu hawana loan. Atleast 100k yako kwa sacco wanaeza kupatia another 100k tutumie kidogo na Bado you credit limit inamea

Sacco or MMF?

@Elvis_Localman Si 24 utafungwa na serikali jamani. Esp now that umejianika mwenyewe. Mungu wako ni mkubwa hawako online. Si unipatie pin ya kwako niwachanue tukuje na kra wanipatie 10k ya whistleblowers

Empower your workers, pay them well to live like human beings, even if the business is tanking and you are in a position to, use your own resources like salary to pay your employees their dues, if you do that majority will be grateful and will work tirelessly treating the business as their own and they will also get to understand if things fall apart, they stand to lose as well. We pay Kes 24,000 net to all our 5 farm workers in the village where cost of living is cheaper. This way, you don’t need to be around supervising adults for things to work.

@Limo_kipkemoi Kama mchori hiyo nyumba ni Kali👏👏stori ya stairs sijui have seen better but then again what can we do about materials and our clients budgets and the available skillset ya mafundi

Driving along Southern Bypass, this is still one of my favourite residential projects to design

@KeKirwa Sangoma si ni mchawi?

Hapa kama hujatembea sana sahani itajaa kabla ufike katikati. Nilifunza my uncle Sangoma how to serve food in such events. Huwa ananiheshimu sana.

@KeKirwa Mbona sio avocado? Mbona sio maembe? Why not flowers for export na zinachukua tu acre moja? Why not horticulture kahawa na hii economy. It's needs time to start producing

I think Uasin Gishu is not very good for coffee farming. I know there's a lot of excitement currently about kahawa but let's be careful. Let's approach with caution.

@KenyanSays Kama anajituma kukushika ukifanya makosa shida Iko wapi? Wengine wamelala. Wewe unafanya makosa kwa nini? Maybe we need more like this sio wale wa kukusotesha mchana bure

A man spotted a police officer along the Northern Bypass who allegedly wakes up early to monitor motorists making wrong turns and solicit bribes from them.

@LabanMbunya I wonder even without the wind how the structure didn't sink. The total weight of water alone, however spread it looks, is acting like a point load

Just happened now! Avoid installing this close to buildings to save lives.

@justvkay Ati Forester reliability😂mko na mambo. What you want is a sedan. Most times you will never need an SUV. You want to carry your staff and ride fun. Get a sedan. Mercedes,audi, Passat, atenza 2.5cc, mark x, crown etc..those with big engines lakini kwa mafuta utalia mwenyewe

What SUV under Ksh 2 Million gives you Golf GTI fun + Forester XT reliability and easy driving, without the maintenance headache? Let's hear it, car enthusiasts.

@Mwambeta1 @aiyasageo @KWSKenya @mwabilimwagodi Kerol does. The one we use to clean. Found in all agrovets much cheaper. Mwaga around the fence and anywhere you like

@aiyasageo @KWSKenya @mwabilimwagodi Get a termicide called Gladiator or Terminator. Spray around your fence every three months. Since uko Voi, get it from Joe Timber it’s 2,500.

Guys, please help me. How can I avoid snakes in my area? I have seen three red spitting cobras in less than a month. Please guide me on effective ways to repel these serpents and keep them away from my home and surroundings for safety. @KWSKenya @mwabilimwagodi

@aiyasageo @KWSKenya @mwabilimwagodi Mwaga kerol. Snakes, rats, bats everything hates it even you. Weka paka Maliza panya Weka kuku poa Plant snake repellent plants around your compound. If wall is masonry, smoothen it and don't do a masonry key ndio nyoka isipande. Deal with trenches that open to your compound....

@iggah406 @IanECox Akili ndogo. A borehole and solar system then piping irrigation inakuwa automatic kila siku. Hawa walimu unataka tulipe wamekusaidia aje na bado uko mjinga😂😂😂 Ati gardener😂😂😂

@IanECox I'd rather the money (watering and gardener wages) be used to pay teachers more

This could be the entire Nairobi Expressway, but no one wants to do the work to make it happen. All that needs to happen is for the government to tell the PPP partner to do it, or else.

@kenyanpundit God wants you to enjoy kienyeji chicken wewe unakataa unataka kuchemsha tu mayai. Haya wacha tungoje wezi basi....

My Kienyejis have stopped laying eggs, what could be the problem? #MpesaFarmer 👩🏾‍🌾

@dyaghoxiris @JZhen72937 Just a good fortune message and money. Mostly done on chinese new year. That is last week Jan and first week Feb. Its literally called red envelope😂

@JZhen72937 Yo lo que quiero saber qué es lo que significa el sobre

新一代的孩子们都是教育的很好。

@Austo_OG Lol from a builders perspective haikuwangi same source. Usualy at your private home maji ya kunywa is direct from kanjo, alternative you have a separate portable water tank(portable means drinking water). The others use another separate tank. Idea is reduced contamination

Who made use believe that maji ya bafu ama sink ya kubrush meno it's not safe for drinking lakini ya sink ya kichen its safe?si zote zinatoka source moja

@HumphreyMa62459 @bungomaduke Unataka pesa ngapi uitoe? Ulipwe ikiisha kabisa😂

@bungomaduke Why can't you remove it? X got no tools for such.

I need your help. There's this weed. Hii iko hapa. Yellow in colour. Never seen something like this before. Does not have any roots! Kuna watoto walitupa just aka small piece of it kwa fence yangu. Sahi almost fence yote imekauka. Makes even huge trees to dry up within a very short time! This kaweed is a menace huku village.

@John63681549 Gari mpya hukuja tu na mashida zake. Some zimetoka kwa accident. This one you can clearly see the wheels locked. Even the skid mark is straight. Was probably doing less than 60kmh. Airbag deployed? Jamaa was asleep or on the Phone....hii sio pombe

Most of these young chaps buying rear wheel drive cars don't have the capacity to drive them.... one small mistake and the car overstears,hope they are safe.

@JesterSirr In south africa they have a whole building code dedicated to construction of thatched roofs. Covers fires, insulations, waterproofing and all that. Kenya serikali ni nani?

What really gets me is the current obsession with iron sheets. This is the coast region local materials like makuti would've been perfect. The government could've supported local businesses and craftsmen instead.

@baroswahjr I ama yet to see a man who sleeps in more than one house at the same time. Ata ukikufa unakufianga kwa nyumba moja sio zote

Hapa ni Narok. Si mnaona inakaa State House hadi flat roof? Guess who owns it?

@Mkurungezimkuu @jimNjue_ Mpaka kitale. Gues nani wanapeleka mboga turkana na wengine lamu na malindi? But pia wakisii ni hatari

@jimNjue_ If you are in doupt visit kimana , eldoret town , visit isbania , go to lamu kiuks nao ni bulldozers when it comes to kufanya kazi

I’ve traveled around Kenyan towns and market centers, and I’ve noticed one thing. The more Kikuyus a market center has, the more developed and prosperous it is. Any town or market center without Mt Kenya people is usually a dead town. Almost no business goes on there. Even if you hate them, you must admit, Kikuyus are very good for business. If your local town is very poor and backward, Import a few Kikuyus. Get the promising young men in your area to Marry Mt Kenya women. Thank me later.