Liam Dunn

@iam_smx There’s not much sadder than struggling through listening to a child explain why they think something is funny…….especially with cackling yes men surrounding him. About the least clever pitch I’ve ever heard. Had to make sure this wasn’t Mike Meyers doing an Elon impression.

That moment when Elon Musk had the funniest idea to test if SNL was actually live 😂 "Is Saturday Night Live really live, or is there a delay? Well, tonight… we’re gonna find out. And the way I’ll do it is by taking my…" 🫢🤣

@BobbyRobinsPro @spittinchiclets Shut up Robby Bobbins

McDavid’s response when asked about his future with the Oilers.

@Mk24466 @Bob_Stauffer @EdmontonOilers Oilers lost only to the eventual cup winner 4 years in a row. Anyways we are the best of the losers!

@Bob_Stauffer @EdmontonOilers LEAF SERIES WINS AGAINST EAST OPPONENTS IN THE PLAYOFFS LAST 3 YEARS: 2 OILER SERIES WINS AGAINST EAST OPPONENTS IN THE PLAYOFFS LAST 3 YEARS: 0

Playoff Series Victories: The @EdmontonOilers last 4 seasons: 9 The Calgary Flames last 35 seasons: 6 Heckuva run in “Oil Country”!

@offshoreinsider @atrupar Went to his show last hear for $70

@atrupar Springsteen the guy for the common man...then charge 'em 10K for a concert.

Trump on Bruce Springsteen: "This dried out 'prune' of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!) ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country, that’s just 'standard fare.' Then we’ll all see how it goes for him!"

Folks…the Oilers are in a great spot..no doubt about it…but Darnell is gonna Darnell..his nickname should be Zamboni.

@Arsenal my son flew to London from Alberta, Canada for 2 days just to see the game tomorrow. Lifelong fan, never travelled alone before……put on a show, eh?! 😝😎

@Isuckatpicking @JoeyMannarinoUS @JustinTrudeau

@JoeyMannarinoUS @JustinTrudeau Are you afraid of the competition?

I think this guy needs to touch grass.

@Orwellsghost28 @ChrisConte79 Idiot - look at the flags. Also settle down and go outside

You can’t tell me Canada isn’t a soccer nation! What a scene at English Bay in Vancouver after that final penalty goal!

@zjlaing Got 99 points and…..

as the oilers go to celebrate their win over the flames, corey perry tells the flames they’re “so bad.”

@oldguy_steve I’ll never understand inventing a situation to try to express some kind of moral outrage. Is it for clicks? FYI - copying and pasting is the least original thing you can do on here.

So l am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened. Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me - excuse me? Her - you are wasting our bags! Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself. Her - that's not my job! Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you. Her - why are you using two bags?! Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out. Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag. *10 seconds of me just staring at her. Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag. Her - exactly. Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items. Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging. *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching. Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items. Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

@Shae_Nuge93 Why wouldn’t you bring in a perennial cup finals veteran? We took on Kane and Kassian and those were wins - especially in playoffs.

COREY PERRY HOLY F #NHLAllStarVote Evan Bouchard #NHLAllStarVote Zach Hyman

@SportsnetSpec How nice is it to have playoff hockey to watch in the ice district and patios. Not to mention watching games at the lake or in the back yard - award the cup in July I say!

Bravo, mon frere.

@FractalEcho @FrankElavsky *significantly Sorry, too soon?

@FrankElavsky Tag yourself I'm "lacks warmth"

This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.

Official Review Explanation

@michaelschayer 5-2 oilers (korp) Nuge Over 12 assists

@Heatbag94 @m_dan25 Play la bamba baby! Forever

@Heatbag94 @m_dan25 I’ve never owned a card that I wouldn’t sell for a price…..until I got this one. It’s my all time favorite. What Ben meant, how the world loved him…..

The world lost the most special boy and an absolute hero last night. Ben, you were the best son we could ever hope for and you were my best bud ever. Your sisters were so lucky to have you as such a sweet brother. You fought so long and hard and beat so many odds.

@Dustinpenner25 One side attacks a sovereign nation, murders civilians. The only thing accurate on your entire timeline is that you put “war” in quotation marks as this is an invasion vs a defense against tyranny. You’re so horny to be told what to do, you bow to fascists and tyrants. Pathetic

We’ve been saying this since the beginning of this “war”

@UnfilteredTTH Damn man - on shore yet?! That’s insane. Imagine being on the lake. Hope you’re ok!

OK Friends , This one is pretty real life scary.... Its like I was watching a movie. My friend & I nearly died tonight. We were fishing at Wabamun on shore, and in less than 2 minutes a light drizzle and a few clouds in the distance turned into a tidal wave and wind that (1/2)...

@barstoolsports She’s a jays fan clearly

Sydney Sweeney threw out the first pitch of the Red Sox game tonight. Sox might not lose a game again