Oceana

I have the cutest babies bye!!!! 🫶🏻

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

Caffeine isn't working anymore just give me the electric chair

Me trying to act normal after hearing something that hurt my soul

leave after the first red flag because it never gets better.

@Aduradara61049 Thank you!!! Like what you mean we split dinner lmfaoo

Finding out your man is giving girls money is worse than finding out he cheated.

Cheating on somebody you don’t wanna lose… with somebody you don’t even wanna keep is called what?

i hate having an internal monologue like shut the fuck up for five minutes

company: we’re hiring! me: *applies* company:

“No voy a pagar $160 por una hamburguesa con papas “ *Compro los ingredientes para hacer mi propia hamburguesa*: $860

comer pedra ou ter um relacionamento aberto? eu:

When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41

My five year plan is to see how it goes

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

me after hitting my pen

I honestly don't know the difference between highway, freeway and interstate. All I know is I'm driving & I'm on a road.

lemme catch my man sending another girl emojis. ima put him in the emojiency room

My performances

People who take 17 minutes to check in at hotel front desk, what you talking to them about?

I don’t care how strong I get… Bulgarian split squats will always be 3 sets of 8 😭