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@RonFilipkowski @dreed415 I hope he just deported it, but I doubt that's what happened.

RFK Jr caught a starling at the Dulles Airport today. I don’t want to know what happened after.

@davegreenidge57 It's the cash offering for the pardon needed by their recently arrested friend. The sex trafficker. The one in Florida. Sheriff Grady Judd pointed out the picture of the 3 of them after the arrest.

Whatever Don Jr is carrying has significant enough weight that it’s thrown off his balance and is deforming the bottom of the bag. I’m going with a portable oxygen generator.

@theliamnissan So science is good now.

@Mollyploofkins Of course not.

Do you really think Trump won all seven swing states in 2024?

@skullisland1919 @patriottakes And boobs.

@patriottakes They both have womanly hips and thighs.

Trump welcomes Don Jr. to the White House. The presidency is a Trump family business.

@shirley99130 @patriottakes Their wedding was just postponed because getting married in wartime is bad blah blah blah. Like any of them care. Now Junior's sleeping at Dad's. More criming/bonding. Precious.

@patriottakes Hopefully his girlfriend will dump Jr before she marries him.

@patriottakes @annofbigbeach That's a guy.

A guest at Mar-a-Lago this weekend. These are the same people who complain about Super Bowl dancers.

fuck the kentucky derby and the entire horse racing industry

@jaketapper Any comment from Melanie?

The president posted this about House Democratic Leader Jeffries shortly after 11 pm last night.

@harryjsisson Seems very reflective, though. 😹

Trump had another late night meltdown on social media last night and posted this: 11:03 PM - AI photo of him, JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and more swimming shirtless in the reflecting pool in DC (I’m serious) 11:04 PM - Photo of Melania creepily smiling after the WHCD shooting 11:13 PM - Calls Hakeem Jeffries “low IQ” and a “thug” 11:15 PM - Meme saying he has “all the cards” (which he does not) 11:22 PM - A gold outline of his face 11:26 PM - His face on Mount Rushmore 11:32 PM - Photo of him and Melania 11:37 PM - Photo of him and King Charles 11:40 PM - Photo of the reflecting pool under Obama vs his proposal 11:41 PM - Another photo of the reflecting pool 11:45 PM - Yet another photo of the reflecting pool All of this took place in under an hour. This man is not well.

@jasonllevin His actual face? The one attached to his skull? Yes.

Should Donald Trump’s Face be Added to Mount Rushmore?

@AnnieForTruth @MyTardis_ So, science is good now?

Be honest, will you watch Scott Presler’s upcoming fitness podcast?

@OurShallowState @Constituti79805

I am speechless. I am without speech.

@donkoclock Yes.

Fast Yes or No. 🚨 Did Donald Trump pocket the ballroom money donations. 👇👇

@Kaneh7890 @WUTangKids All day, every day you can find the unqualified Cabinet members lying their asses off on FOX.

@WUTangKids he might know what propaganda is... the administration he works for puts forth a fair amount of it

Unhinged lunatic drunk with power

@Acyn He fell down during the "assassination attempt".

President Trump says you have to be very smart and physically in shape to be an astronaut. “I would've had no trouble making it, I'm physically very good.”

@CalltoActivism Chuck's not impressed, either. Jfc.

SEE IT: Trump just cracked an awkward, cringey joke about his marriage, and Melania's facial expressions are telling. Can you imagine being so incapable of normal human warmth that you turn a ceremony with a King into a stand-up set about your failing marriage?

8647 Pass it on.

@MeidasTouch @MylanzeCotzee If we all made an art project just like Comey's, what would happen?

Comey: Well, they're back. This time about a picture of seashells on a North Carolina beach a year ago. And this won't be the end of it. But nothing has changed with me. I'm still innocent. I'm still not afraid. And I still believe in the independent federal judiciary. So let's go. But it's really important that all of us remember this is not who we are as a country. This is not how the Department of Justice is supposed to be. And the good news is we get closer every day to restoring those values. Keep the faith.