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🪷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓻🌻 retweetledi
guy whos most popular joke ever is teaching his dog how to sieg heil: errrm guys? this is NOT freaking funny
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
Painfully unfunny, zero imagination and cringe as fuck right out the gate. Called it.
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🪷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓻🌻 retweetledi
🪷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓻🌻 retweetledi
@NaTCantWin05 Same sort of reason why people drink alcohol, for the feeling it gives ig. But maybe I’m just not built for it but energy drinks have never really made me feel significantly more awake so idk
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@OmegaChudron better than red bull, but energy drink in general are fucking awful idk how people drink that shit
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Autism might be the most larped thing ever
Beguel // comissões fechadas@Beguelnima
AUTISM GANG
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@NaTCantWin05 Shit tastes like batteries I can’t blame you
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The entire political spectrum united to cook Hasan for this pic 😭😭😭😭😭
hasanabi@hasanthehun
🚂 🚊 🚆
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@ihatemeen_ Choso respectfully slams. His biggest leverage with blood manipulation is that he has such fine and precise control of his own circulation, is immune to blood loss due to the fact that he’s a cursed womb (poisonous blood as well) and the fact that he’s tanky as shit.
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there's no better representation of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
holyyuji@holy_yuji
Choso vs mariemoreau who wins this match
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🪷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓻🌻 retweetledi
@partridgeTX @churrascooooo And he’s going to do that with the very in-demand, unsaturated, long-lasting, and high yielding skill of …reselling. Right.
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@churrascooooo This kid is going to outperform 99% of the people in the replies
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teaching your kids "hard lessons" was forgivable during the Economic Gigaboom but if you're still doing this during The Age of National Rape you're just a fucking asshole
Brandon Doyle@Brandondoyle
This is my son. He is almost 16 and wants a vehicle. I refuse to buy him one and told him he needs to pay for it himself. He got a job as a rec basketball league referee and quickly realized how long it would take to save up enough money to get a $3k car making $12/hour. Then I showed him some cooler $6k options on Bring a Trailer and he got the itch to make more money. I gave him countless ideas to pursue. He wasn't feeling any of them. Then I decided to show him some podcast episodes from @mhp_guy (he's listened to some from Chris before and was a fan). No ideas were really hitting home until he heard an episode between Chris and @ShannonJean about reselling. He fell in love. So I showed him a few more and he was convinced that that was the route he should take. We started browsing B-Stock and then realized we need a state tax license and some other stuff so we got that all set up. Then we browsed some more. Endless deals. We settled on buying 115 rugs at an average of $13/rug after shipping. They're all Costco returns. Various sizes, some in better condition than others. He now has to figure out how to sell all these through my Facebook Marketplace account. I won't be helping him at all, other than answering questions and casually giving him strategic ideas here and there. If he can sell the rugs at an average price of $35 (keep in mind some are brand new and are 10' x 14' large), he'll make $2500 in profit. Then we can start car shopping :). P.S. Chris and Shannon - thanks for the motivation!!!
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@XJosh Even if any of the shit he wrote was true why would anyone donate to him after his other totally real crowdfunding campaign for an also totally real lawsuit never actually went anywhere
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@SelfTorturer But have you considered using an “interesting font” on your resume?
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Just sell rugs just powerwash just dumpster dive just go to code school just learn a trade just skip college just move to Nebraska just work for pennies just work 2 jobs just compete with 2 billion indians just stop using doordash just pull yourself up by your bootstraps
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🪷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓻🌻 retweetledi
Please forgive me for cursing but
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING MEDIA?????
He ignored warnings and they are now dead???? After what they put Hillary through for less??? Shameful.
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Rep. Pat Ryan just revealed that Pete Hegseth ordered military members to an area in Kuwait with an ACTIVE WARNING they had ZERO defense against drone attacks and he IGNORED IT. Six were then KILLED. Survivors blame Hegseth. This is even WORSE than Benghazi.
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🪷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓻🌻 retweetledi
PETE HEGSETH: “I don’t give a shit about the economic impact the Iran war has on Americans.”
Of course he doesn’t care. Hegseth doesn’t serve America or Americans; he serves the secular genocidal state of Israel.
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@LIFERINGTISM I don’t use that shit either but like after COVID and especially now, academia lost the prestige and dignity it once carried and for most people now it’s just “the thing you do to get paid more money” (not that I can blame them tbh)
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ITS ALL AI. I WALK AROUND THE LIBRARY. CHATGPT ON EVERYONE’S LAPTOP. I SIT DOWN TO DO WORK. PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT CHATGPT DOING THEIR CLASS WORK. WHAT! ARE WE DOING!!!!!
kayna 🛟💘🫖@LIFERINGTISM
Being in college with people who use ChatGPT 24/7 and can’t think for themselves actually feels like this
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🪷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂𝓮𝓻🌻 retweetledi
turning into a behemoth and twisting off dr phil’s head like i’m opening a pepsi
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