Jordan Guillermo

The first million is the hardest.... #Work #Dedication #ComingSoon

@Samsonthegoat25 Wow you got a lot of TwitterBucks from this fake tweet lol

After the CJNG placed a $1.5 million bounty on the woman who betrayed their boss, "El Mencho," by exposing his location to the Mexico military, The woman brother who works for a local cartel saw it as a quick money making opportunity. In the early hours of today, he handed her over to the CJNG's armed wing. Many people in Mexico are reportedly happy about her capture, believing it will allow for revenge against her.

@elonmusk @reidhoffman We all saw your emails Elon. Why do you have to be so desperate for people who you've done greater things than? It's embarrassing.

@reidhoffman Epstein hounded me relentlessly to go to his pedo island and I always declined. Not you though. You actually went. What “gifts” did you bring to Epstein when you went to pedo island?

Give us a break: If you cared about the victims as you say, you’d stop making false accusations to cover your ass and start using your $220m of influence with President Trump to get justice for the victims. Instead, you’re focused on comparing my visit fundraising for MIT to your begging to go to his island (which happened TWO YEARS before the screenshot you shared), and helicoptering over to Epstein looking for the “wildest party.” You lied about this to everyone for over a decade, and now your excuse (it’s disgusting, by the way) is that you could get young girls without Epstein?

@Luna_Feef Wow, your toon actually looks like your pfp. Good looks haha

Legion Remix gave me illegal damage, unhinged pulls, and a community that made it unforgettable. Goodbye you absolutely unbalanced, chaotic, time bending adventure, thank you to everyone who joined me along the way 💚 #worldofwarcraft #LegionRemix #worldofwarcraftlegion

@OfficiallyIce You too old to be outside for 3 days straight big dawg.

I been outside for three days straight and only heard 3 drake songs. I’on like what yall did to the boy.

Today is the 4th anniversary of the #F1xed #AbuDhabiScandal. Hamilton dominated the race, but the race director broke the rules to illegally restart after a late safety car, gifting what should have been Lewis’s 8th WDC to Verstappen. Never forget. Never let THEM forget. #F1

@BreMadigan @MarissaAlter No just a lot of posturing, ~20 ems down the block and 20+ police surrounding

@OneJordanPerry @MarissaAlter @OneJordanPerry

@MarissaAlter hi. Huge police presence in Stamford downtown rn. At least two crashed cars and Multiple Guns were drawn when we passed. Any idea what’s going on?

@leoavcarvalho @BreMadigan @MarissaAlter Stillll ongoing

@BreMadigan @MarissaAlter x.com/ctpolicelive/s…

@BreMadigan @MarissaAlter Yes

@MarissaAlter Are they still there now?

@elonmusk Lack of a 1 year lease option, I rarely keep cars for 3 and the depreciation is too much to resell pp

Please reply to this post with any difficulties you may have had in trying to buy a Tesla. Our goal is for the purchase and delivery experience to be fast and simple, with accurate answers to your questions. The key test is that you would recommend it to a friend.

@elonmusk give me $1mm and I'll have one tomorrow, promise

Low birth rate is the number one threat to the West, followed closely by migration. There will be no West if this continues.

@F1ComUpdates me???? what kind of question is this lol

Who is the greatest driver/engineer to never make it to Esports?

@QueenzFlip Joe Budden can but he won't talk about it

Can someone explain the Nicki & Jay z Beef?

@elonmusk Creating your own reality because you can't deal with truth -- nice lol

We will use Grok 3.5 (maybe we should call it 4), which has advanced reasoning, to rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge, adding missing information and deleting errors. Then retrain on that. Far too much garbage in any foundation model trained on uncorrected data.

@Space_Station daylight savings time ;)

Correction: the hatch opened at 1:35am ET.

The @SpaceX #Crew10 members joined the station's Exp 72 crew after the hatch opened at 12:35am ET on Sunday beginning a long-duration space research mission. nasa.gov/blogs/spacesta…

@F1Clapped Can you change your name back to STI? I feel like associating you with Subaru was just right tbh

Max Verstappen over the last 4 seasons has won 4 very different and very impressive titles 1 being against the statistical goat and superpower of a team in what was close to “equal” machinery 2 a record breaking season coming back from over 40 points down, full of highlight reel moments 3 the most dominant season ever put together by a single driver, broke all of his own records and more 4 in a car that struggled to stay at the front of the grid for large chunks of the season, on the closest competitive grid since 2012, 2nd fastest car overall Going into this season, if it’s possible to win the title, I have full faith he can do so

If you can’t fly; drive. If you can’t drive; bike. If you can’t bike; walk. If you can’t walk; crawl. It doesn’t matter how or when you get there, but don’t stop trying - never give up.

@elonmusk @grok is this accurate?

An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman, and Leah Hunt-Hendrix. ActBlue is currently under investigation for allowing foreign and illegal donations in criminal violation of campaign finance regulations. This week, 7 ActBlue senior officials resigned, including the associate general counsel. If you know anything about this, please post in replies. Thanks, Elon.

@kareliss300 @Chatnigga101 wild how those bars were at Joe ("Grade 11 Educated..") & kinda apply here as well

@Chatnigga101 “Niggas got you to the spot, and then you separated” “Reasons for it speculated, we know how it escalated”…..

Former Rory and mal producer and cohost julian nicholas with a message to the fans about getting fired on the podcast

“If you wanted me to speak highly of you, perhaps you should’ve behaved differently”.

@_xa44 Love the new profile, I need to get myself some red gear now lol

Thank you for the laughs, the support and the edits some of you make, you’re truly a beautiful bunch of people who I hopefully get to meet at races next year 🥹 Huge love for you all. Next stop FERRARI BABY 📍😍❤️‍🔥

I wanna give a lil shout out to my fellow TeamLH members 🫶🏼 What a crazy ass season it’s been. No matter how rough it got we stood up for our driver together, and that my friends is magical ✨🙌🏼 Grateful for every single one of you whether we are friends on here or not 💜