Ike
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Ike
@IkeOnTweets
Have you ever wondered why we seem to be on a bizzaro timeline? The entire reason is that the Cubs won the World Series in 2016. That’s just science.
@IkeOnBlue.Bsky.social Katılım Şubat 2013
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@ok_bishh My kids are in HS and our stipulation is that while we pay for their phones, they keep location sharing with us. Haven’t really thought much about whether and/or how that will continue when they go to college, but I guess we need to soon. Oldest will be a senior next year
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@ok_bishh @OnlyChiefsFans I didn’t put mine out, but all my neighbors read the city site that said trash would run normally on Memorial Day and it came before I woke up in the morning. Sigh
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The way this dude gets hate from both the left and the right is hilarious honestly. He thought he was rooting for the team that would root for him, and it turns out that now nobody is rooting for him. Maybe his parents, but even that’s doubtful
Beff (e/acc)@beffjezos
Feeling robbed of my path to citizenship right now after grinding a PhD and contributing to foundational AI + computing technologies for the United States for the past ~ 10 years. Feels like robbing top and technologists like me of the opportunity to achieve the American Dream.
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@PotatoGobbler I haven’t seen anything about this yet beyond this, but that feels like OCPA levels of cringe
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@RepPatHarrigan That’s a great idea, and also make right to repair apply to everyone everywhere in the US. It’s absurd it doesnt
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For 20 years, a $6 knob that takes one hour to 3D print has been grounding Black Hawk helicopters four times a month, and the contractor responsible won't sell us the part or the IP rights to fix it ourselves.
So instead, American taxpayers have been paying $40,000 every single time to replace the entire system, multiplied by four times a month, for two decades.
That is NOT a procurement problem, that is a shakedown, and it is exactly why right to repair has to be in this year's NDAA.
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@rushicrypto I have two Gen Z kids and I feel like you are talking about a completely different generation than theirs. They and their friends constantly surprise me with their playlists and references to 80s and 90s culture.
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@FearedBuck Only thing this dude ever built is a good case for locking him up
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@ok_bishh I shouldn’t have said that. Because shortly afterward the algorithm gave me this. I’m done with the internet today
x.com/WB_Baskerville…
🅱️askerville 🇦🇪@WB_Baskerville
This country is profoundly mentally ill lol
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@MurrayHillGuy1 Never tell someone to cancel unless you’re prepared to follow through.
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Kinda respect what just happened
My internet bill tripled this month because some 5 year promo ended
I called asking if they could bring it back, they said no
So I hit them with the “alright then I’ll just cancel”
Lady immediately goes “sounds good, let’s get that cancelled for you right now”
Completely called my bluff, and I went into pussy mode.
folded instantly and will now be staying a Spectrum customer
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People who lose weight on Ozempic are viewed worse than people who don't lose weight at all: study trib.al/5JhdcWm

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@Noahpinion I think it’s time to recognize that while pre-NCLB education was great for the gifted students and high performers…we actually did leave a lot of kids behind.
And now they are running the show
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How did our country get captured by this cult
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes
Trump called in as MAGA religious leaders dedicated the giant golden statue of himself at his Doral golf club
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