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@IkeOnTweets

Have you ever wondered why we seem to be on a bizzaro timeline? The entire reason is that the Cubs won the World Series in 2016. That’s just science.

@IkeOnBlue.Bsky.social Katılım Şubat 2013
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McCain going NBA Jam out here
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@ok_bishh My kids are in HS and our stipulation is that while we pay for their phones, they keep location sharing with us. Haven’t really thought much about whether and/or how that will continue when they go to college, but I guess we need to soon. Oldest will be a senior next year
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@ok_bishh @OnlyChiefsFans I didn’t put mine out, but all my neighbors read the city site that said trash would run normally on Memorial Day and it came before I woke up in the morning. Sigh
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The way this dude gets hate from both the left and the right is hilarious honestly. He thought he was rooting for the team that would root for him, and it turns out that now nobody is rooting for him. Maybe his parents, but even that’s doubtful
Beff (e/acc)@beffjezos

Feeling robbed of my path to citizenship right now after grinding a PhD and contributing to foundational AI + computing technologies for the United States for the past ~ 10 years. Feels like robbing top and technologists like me of the opportunity to achieve the American Dream.

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Today I got to meet two current poet laureates. (Or is it poets laureate?). That was pretty neat
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@PotatoGobbler I haven’t seen anything about this yet beyond this, but that feels like OCPA levels of cringe
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🥔 PG 🍟@PotatoGobbler·
Largest newspaper in Oklahoma dropped this article. OKC is so cooked. I want them to delete this so badly.
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@baseballot Did the internet archive not catalog them?
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Nathaniel Rakich@baseballot·
ABC News has now taken all FiveThirtyEight articles completely offline. They now redirect to abcnews dot com/politics. A needless erasure of thousands of pages of knowledge.
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@RepPatHarrigan That’s a great idea, and also make right to repair apply to everyone everywhere in the US. It’s absurd it doesnt
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Congressman Pat Harrigan@RepPatHarrigan·
For 20 years, a $6 knob that takes one hour to 3D print has been grounding Black Hawk helicopters four times a month, and the contractor responsible won't sell us the part or the IP rights to fix it ourselves. So instead, American taxpayers have been paying $40,000 every single time to replace the entire system, multiplied by four times a month, for two decades. That is NOT a procurement problem, that is a shakedown, and it is exactly why right to repair has to be in this year's NDAA.
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@rushicrypto I have two Gen Z kids and I feel like you are talking about a completely different generation than theirs. They and their friends constantly surprise me with their playlists and references to 80s and 90s culture.
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Rushi@rushicrypto·
Maybe it's because they don't watch TV shows that reference things, or read books, but I have never seen a generation have basically zero awareness of culture that existed before they were born the way gen Z does. It's unreal. It's like they just spawned in.
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@FearedBuck Only thing this dude ever built is a good case for locking him up
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FearBuck@FearedBuck·
ChudTheBuilder shot a man who attacked him outside a courthouse in Clarksville & accidentally grazed himself in the process. Before it escalated, he asked the man if he was going to “chimp out” the man then walked up & sucker punched him. It is unclear if the man survived.
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@oldyzach Nvm…seems I was conflating it with another game too…
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@oldyzach I believe this one was called Stunts. And IIRC, the flying part was my favorite
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PeteZach@oldyzach·
Hello retro folks 😎 How you doin' ? ☕️
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@ok_bishh All the time. But rarely about what people think I think about
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@ok_bishh Is that dude saying the grapes represent balls? Cause it makes sense for someone with tiny balls to talk like that
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@MurrayHillGuy1 Never tell someone to cancel unless you’re prepared to follow through.
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Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1·
Kinda respect what just happened My internet bill tripled this month because some 5 year promo ended I called asking if they could bring it back, they said no So I hit them with the “alright then I’ll just cancel” Lady immediately goes “sounds good, let’s get that cancelled for you right now” Completely called my bluff, and I went into pussy mode. folded instantly and will now be staying a Spectrum customer
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@nypost Only by online influencers. The real people in their real lives are happy to see them living their best life
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New York Post@nypost·
People who lose weight on Ozempic are viewed worse than people who don't lose weight at all: study trib.al/5JhdcWm
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@Noahpinion I think it’s time to recognize that while pre-NCLB education was great for the gifted students and high performers…we actually did leave a lot of kids behind. And now they are running the show
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@ok_bishh We are in a severe thunderstorm warning rn and I didn’t get shit.
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Billie Webb@billiewebbb·
this guy made a song about Erika Kirk that got 5+ million views between instagram and tiktok … and he just posted that TPUSA sent him a CEASE AND DESIST which says: “The lyric ‘Erika Kirk is stupid as firk’ is false and defamatory.” 😂😂😂😂 I love the internet
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