Opinionated Organism

April fools lasts for like 48 fucking hours for Australians in this cursed modern age

Interested to see how this goes.

New way to tell if we're entering a recession just dropped.

@CraigMurrayOrg This account is fictional commentary. This isn't real.

Having been inside many homes in South Lebanon I can assure you I have never seen a copy of Mein Kampf nor heard any expression remotely supportive of Hitler or Nazism. Pathetic propaganda.

@aaronsmith @bonnieallan72 If it makes you feel better, bottled water from the servo still costs more than petrol.

Labor landslide, Liberals losing seats...but will One Nation win anything in the lower house? Here's our predictions for Saturday's South Australian state election – but what are yours? Let us know ⬇️ WATCH MORE: youtube.com/watch?v=-4j3oa…

@SenatorWong What are non essential people doing there in the first place Penny?

We expanded the definition of ASD. It's not that deep mate.

@Peter_Fitz For now. How long will he live in the role for?

I say the obvious with foreboding. This is escalating. This man is Iran's Foreign Minister. #p5a0wn" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">smh.com.au/world/middle-e…

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

@Baumann_Mac @RichardMarlesMP "The school building appears to be adjacent to an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps barracks." theguardian.com/world/2026/mar…

@Amy_Siskind @BelindaJones68 Do you know any Persian people?

Yep

@KowalskiKit It just sounds like the Blue Light Disco's but for queer kids specifically.

The queer movement is a walking 🚩

#BREAKING 🚨 Iranian state media has confirmed Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead following US–Israeli airstrikes

@deniseshrivell Private members bill. You obviously don't know how the parliament works. If the bill has merit it will be negotiated through both houses, if it doesn't have merit it would be voted down.

@Airbrush_89 @AusPoll6 @bruceymate19

@OpinionatedOrg @AusPoll6 @bruceymate19 Did preferences flows come up?

🚨 NEW: NSW (state) voting intention 🟧 ONP: 30% (+28) 🟥 ALP: 25% (-12) 🟦 L/NP: 19% (-16) 🟩 GRN: 12.5% (+2.5) ⬜️ IND: 11% (+2) ⬛️ OTH: 2.5% (-4.5) Roy Morgan | 16-19 Feb | n=2108 | +/- 2023 election

@RoadknightThe @sigiligis Parents that wiped their children's arses but can't handle the reverse are fucked in the head and need therapy.

@sigiligis First, some of us can't have kids. Second, most of us would never, ever want our kids wiping our arses - or any other bits.

"My message to One Nation voters is who's going to feed you and bathe you and wipe your bum when you're 90?" Now, imagine if Pauline Hanson had said this about migrant workers. But she didn't. SA Premier Peter Malinauskas did. Full article here: abc.net.au/news/2026-02-2…

@ma1ybe @BelindaJones68 Beer is 5000 years old, so you don't know who invented it. What other lies are in your post?

Women made: Wi-Fi Bluetooth The computer algorithm The first compiler modern software engineering Kevlar Beer Chemotherapy the refrigerator The dishwasher Windshield wipers The aquarium The circular saw The fire escape The life raft The periscope central heating The first home security system The medical syringe solar heating And more! Turns out women were inventing things while also not being allowed to own property, vote, or hold patents. Imagine what we’d have done with equal access.

@AusPoll6 @Airbrush_89 @bruceymate19 I was 1 of the 2108 sent this exact survey. I still have the questions if you like.

@Airbrush_89 @bruceymate19 Roy Morgan uses respondent preference flows

@achrisvet @catshouldnt That would look so adorable.

@OpinionatedOrg @catshouldnt Actually I think the Munchkin would do fine, just with little jumps.

The difference between a dog and a cat