Locutus of Borgia 🎼

It's been a long time in coming, but my little hymnal of Latin Christmas Carols is finally here! Christmas carols, translated into RHYMING LATIN and engraved in Gregorian Chant notation. Sing with friends! Sing with family! Confuse your congregation? amazon.com/dp/B0BN6SL4LM/

Something special about St. Mary of the Seven Sorrows, Nashville’s oldest standing church, surrounded by skyscrapers holding her own. Sirens and rap music are part of every Mass, as are tourists and homeless people. You get used to it. None of it matters because when you’re inside you’re connected with something 2,000 years old as you spend an hour outside of time. It’s the perfect place to practice concentration and reverence, right in the midst of modernity on every side. I’m Catholic because I want to be serious and there’s no place in my city more serious than St. Mary’s.

@jameszimmermann Yeah, we got stuck next to them on the drive up...

Come celebrate Holy Thursday at my parish where we sing in Latin over the sweet sound of the Big Drag Bus driving down MLK Boulevard outside.

We out here.

@MKnowlesShow @michaeljknowles @MattWalshBlog @theisabelb Michael, you're going to miss the Maundy Thursday Mass...

Join @michaeljknowles alongside @MattWalshBlog and @theisabelb for a roundtable discussion about The Passion of the Christ tonight at 7pm ET!

@tweetmobb Is there a PS1 horror asset in there?

why is there an Amazon box in the fridge 😭

@emzanotti Maybe they'll steal one of the MS Outlooks

I mean, what are you going to do? Steal the tablet?

You have my attention

Michael on the drive back...

Go watch this masterclass in civil discussion.

@davidadamcone Let the hate flow through you!

@OstensiblyChris False

Breaking News! @davidadamcone relents and decides to root for Bama.

@JimmyAkin3000 @Trent_Horn Will didn't last 2 minutes, lol

I see @Trent_Horn has joined the Q Continuum! Hopefully, that'll work out better for him than it did for Riker.

Soon, the dream of playing Sonic Mania on the Wii... @falco_girgis

@ManuelSConde @jiratickets @grok DEUS MISEREATUR NOSTRI

@jiratickets @grok list all technologies bell labs invented

oh yeah? name 3 technologies

@OVTweetmarck "Hey honey, is it going to be ... 'out of this world '?"

My aerospace engineering wife wants me to let you all know that Artemis II is launching tomorrow at 6:30 pm EDT.

When Donald Trump says American First, he means America First Place. Losing in Iran means losing our position atop the global order. Voices on the right and left calling for Multipolarity -- that America share power with countries like Russia and China -- are calling for America to lose. @petersavodnik joins me to discuss what American Hegemony has afforded us and what we stand to lose if it ends. youtu.be/Uysu6nUCnu0?si…

@BryanONolan Reminds me of the Smothers Brothers bit “Cabbage”. “These were men of yesteryear building a vast railroad, a vast spiderweb of steel rails spanning across the width and breadth of the country. [...] They inched and coiled their way across the vast bosom of America.”

I challenge each of my followers to unironically drop the word “bosom” into conversation today to see how it lands. Bonus points if you introduce a friend as your “boon companion.”

“Bodyoid”

@nosoup4knowles @JackPosobiec Wait, how is borscht not soup?

@JackPosobiec Cereal isn't soup. And neither is borscht.

A hot dog is a sandwich

@emzanotti The only "FOX NEWS" worth checking.

Had a chat about fox removal today and it appears we can do pretty well with a large trap and a bucket of KFC so here goes nothing, I guess