PONY SOPRANO 🐎

@Misskittennnn This would be the last time she ever heard from me. Must be fucking insane

Why would someone who loves you ignore you for two days while they’re posting on their socials?

@Niggerrrz @cubarsil I don’t think some women thirsting over a man is going to “reinforce” that asinine idea when there are entire sports leagues dedicated to women. This is just another way of punching down on women and belittling anything with a huge female investment. It’s a complete non-issue

@P0ny_soprano @cubarsil It reinforces the stereotype that women can't be interested in sports and they're just watching the hot men So any time a girl (real fan) tries to talk about football from now on they will call her a larper or "doing it for male attention" or "has a crush on a player"

“girlies final” just because of their LOOKS… literally setting women back 50 years

@Teetoh10 Getting pregnant after 23 days? Yeah sure.

@P0ny_soprano A very good one actually

We met on Facebook. He had been quietly stalking my profile for almost a year before finally reaching out in May and asking me to be his companion. By June, I was already pregnant. 😂 This man spoke to me for just 23 days before getting me pregnant. 😭😩 Fast forward 8 years later, and I’m still waiting for the official, “Will you be my girlfriend?” 😋🤣

@_DebbieOA Ask her not to eat your husbands lunch? Maybe I dunno

What do you buy for someone who has everything (She's a Billionaire o). The family my husband tutors on the island spoke so highly of him and recommended him to another family, describing him as a fantastic mathematics teacher who is both trustworthy and diligent. After just one conversation, the new family essentially gave him a blank cheque, they quickly agreed on terms, and he’s now happily tutoring their children as well. The pay from this new arrangement is far beyond anything we could have imagined, and we’re just super grateful for her recommendation. We’ve since been racking our brains trying to find the perfect gift for this wonderful woman.

@cubarsil How is it setting women back? (25 Marks)

they could’ve literally just said they were looking forward to this game without feeling the need to group all women into it

@AsherSA010 @Nompu90570329 So you’re not qualified? Lol 😂

@P0ny_soprano @Nompu90570329 Why waste time,money and energy if immigrants are preferred over SAns?Again,our government hates us,especially if you are qualified.

Were there no South Africans who qualified for this position?

@ChuksEricE Look at the cheap, badly fitted suit? Nigerians are so stupid

Trending video of SUG President of ESUT arriving at an event with his entourage.

@AsherSA010 @Nompu90570329 Where are your qualifications? Apply then

@Nompu90570329 Our government HATES us,especially if you are qualified

@SondloMtutuzeli @LeratoPillayZA First it was June. Now it’s January. Jobless freaks

@LeratoPillayZA Let’s get their email address to make a formal submission. Come January we don’t want any foreigners and their kids in our schools. 30June was a clear deadline. Everyone should be busy preparing to go home .

@Techno_Count @Nompu90570329 Go ahead and present your resume really quick. Trying to see something lol 😂

@Nompu90570329 Absolutely none.

@monke_io @HxA_RSHA31 Her moniker in the books is literally “THE BLUE QUEEN”! Almost like being BLUE is central to her identity the way Sunfyre is characterized by its gold flames

@HxA_RSHA31 This was a good change actually. Giving her blue flames just because she’s blue would be so corny.

Why change Tessarion's iconic blue flames? In the books, Tessarion's cobalt-blue fire is one of her defining features. Yet House of the Dragon seems to have replaced it with ordinary orange flames. It feels like an unnecessary change to such a unique dragon.#HOTD

@kunmigbenga Yes

If two deaf people get married, is their child likely to be deaf too?

@KrownMe_3 @i23yvi3 Oh so after the first critical months he just decided to give up and leave everything to her?

@i23yvi3 If you wasn't so clingy with it the first month, your husband would've got used to caring for it too.

Does he know it’s his baby too?????

@simplytee23 You are under a spell

I'm afraid she was holding him back 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@StarshieldSam @riboprotein Right from the Abusers Playbook

@riboprotein Any wife complaining about her husband in public to friends is a woman whose word and character is not to be trusted. Never speak bad of your spouse to others. Always talk him or her up.

I keep meeting other dads I like around town, and then my wife tells me the deets from the wife-cloud about how the guy is lazy/not helping with the kids enough. And then I wonder if wives complain about husbands as a form of mate-guarding

@mideoam Even if they kept the waste at home, without government doing the brunt of the work , we would still have this problem

Yes the government failed with not having adequate waste disposal methods but every Nigerian who uses that market is complicit. How can you turn the road side into a refuse dump? In what universe isn’t that madness and a sign of terrible home training?

@DocPriyamMD Same thing that happened when the Allies liberated the concentration camps. So moved by the sight of emanciated prisoners , they gave them bread, chocolates , butter, milk & biscuits. What was an act of pity turned into horror as any of the prisoners died in great numbers

A guy successfully completes a strict 7-day water fast to lose weight. To celebrate, he breaks the fast by eating a massive pizza and a large soda. A few hours later, he struggles to breathe, collapses and dies of a sudden cardiac arrest. What went wrong?

@iyinn_a @fitsgeradl @spvceshipdave As a “sharp guy”. Nonsense !

@P0ny_soprano @fitsgeradl @spvceshipdave Like just imagine talk😂, pusi for not wanting to cheat, lol

some of you just hate your parents fr. you dey carry expo for final year💔

@king_pearxe The average Nigerian man who makes noise on Twitter will never touch enough money to buy an international flight ticket or even smell the interior of an aircraft. So all that noise they make on social media is just that: noise. Raise your bastards in peace ✌🏾

For those asking me for the price of a DNA Test They fall into 3 categories 1) for peace of mind: 400k 2) for legal-related issues: 600k 3) for international travel: 700k