PHX | ESS | RM

During these Playoffs: Chris Paul - Shoulder Abdel Nader - Knee Chris Paul - COVID-19 Devin Booker - Broken Nose (x2) Cam Payne - Ankle Chris Paul - Torn hand ligaments Cam Johnson - Illness Dario Saric - ACL Please, tell me again how your team only lost because of injuries…

@hawkseey @essendonfc 80% disposal efficiency with 15 kicks out of 26 disposals. Had the best disposal efficiency out of all these 4, and 7th best in the team.

@essendonfc teach archie to kick

Positive signs from these four youngsters yesterday.

@Camronhenrybol @themongrelpunt * clubs will be hesitant to deal with the Hawks after last year’s shenanigans. Fixed it for you.

@themongrelpunt Probably a late first . Clubs will be hesitant to deal with the bombers after last year shenanigans

What is a fair price for Merrett now should he wish to leave Essendon? It is clear that his value has reduced. #AFLPowerDons

@Shay_mie95 @IviceJames8010 @themongrelpunt You get it, but you’re arguing with people who think a FRP in the 20s is worth the same as a top 5 FRP.

@IviceJames8010 @themongrelpunt That is the significantly less price 2 picks in the 20s isnt going to cut it are you serious? Not all first rounders are equal 2 mid teens picks plus change gets it done id think

@ScooterMcNeice @PatrickRyen Roberts had a much better second half too.

@PatrickRyen Yeh for me i had Caddy, Johnson and Kako as almost the three best players on the park for us. Kako should of kicked 3-4 but he was very dangerous and was applying pressure. All young players. So my eyes turn to senior players

"The Bombers have been in a misery loop for close to two decades and although they haven't publicly committed to a rebuild in recent years, they haven't needed to: their actions say they absolutely have. And they are in the depths of it right now" Cal Twomey

@EdPascoe_Draft ESS defenders: the opposition can’t take an uncontested mark if I always handball.

And you wonder why other teams are able to get so many uncontested marks in comparison to Essendon.

@YossiBenYakar La Liga referees are foreigners?

Spanish influencer Ada Lluch was kicked off a major morning TV show for stating uncomfortable facts about mass immigration: "90% of thefts in Barcelona are committed by foreigners." When facts enter the room, the debate ends—and they silence the messenger. Not content with ejecting her, the panel humiliated her, suggesting she needs a doctor because she's "sick" for daring to think differently. This is how mainstream left-wing media treats dissent: label, mock, and remove. No discussion, no evidence—just censorship disguised as concern. When you can't win with arguments, you win by exclusion.

Essendon’s longest losing streak was 17 in 2016 with the top-up team. After today, they’ll be at 15.

@BigRick555 Looks terrible so far this season.

Reid just slow to react so often in the first 2 rds 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@Bombers_Boss 7th highest ESS disposals and 8th in disposal efficiency. Many ESS players much worse than him. I do think he needs to go back to HBF though.

We make it so hard for ourselves by missing easy targets…Roberts never hits a target

@E55ENDON @essendonfc They’ll be paying us to take the merch most weeks.

@essendonfc Club should implement a weekly wager. Whatever we lose by, thats how much discount members get at the bombershop.

Really need to lift.

@Donsfooty93 @essendonfc Umpire calls play on and he runs away from the Port player with the ball he’s basically standing next to. Comically bad.

Essendon can’t even kick a goal running into an open goal square.

@CraiG_Mc @GrainOfSport It’s about the only tool Brad has left in the toolbox, if he wants to keep his job.

I want Brad to go nuts. I don’t care if it’s not the way anymore. Fans need to see some passion and something has got to give at quarter time. That was not the response I was hoping for. And if the senior players really have some pride they will stand up from here on and try and win the next 3 quarters. #GoDons

@AFLNow Looking that way. I haven’t seen a system since early last season.

To me. It’s a coaching and system problem. I doubt Scott will last the course of the year!

@OIOOIlOO____ We still have 3 B2B, that’s essentially 3 confirmed losses. I wouldn’t be shocked if we drop further. Either way, we’re in the Play-In.

@PHX_ESS_RM That’s a lot of games to make up I would be shocked if either team did it

Thankfully I have no stress rn I don’t even care if we lose this game cuz it doesn’t even matter atp, we’re locked into the 7th seed no matter what after all the choking we’ve done lol

@Bombers_Boss B2B nightmares so far.

Reid having a mare

@cryptopunk7213 Vibe farming

wtf did i just read LMAO ai-powered cows worth $2 billion are using an algorithm called the “cowgorithm” to boost farming productivity (i’m not fucking joking) - Halter makes ai-powered cow collars that virtually monitor health, location and herd cows - farmers literally tap a button on the app and the cows gather for milking - 600,000 cow collars already live - peter thiel is backing their latest round worth $2 billion every fucking time i think ive seen the most ridiculous (but cool) application of ai i am proven wrong.

@Ryandally08 Last time I checked, AIDS isn’t a race.

#BREAKING Duel Citizen Fatima Payman calls Pauline Hanson a “racist” for suggesting people with AIDS should not be admitted into Australia She then goes on a verbal tirade saying people with disease should be allowed into country I agree with Pauline

@jolocrlst @DudespostingWs Facing them is exactly what you need to do during swooping season. They won’t swoop when you stare at them. As soon as you turn away they will swoop you until you get far enough away from their nest and babies.

@DudespostingWs I’ll roo the day I have to face one of those magpies

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