I am not a shopping mall.

And the walls kept tumbling down In the city that we love Grey clouds roll over the hills Bringing darkness from above instagram.com/p/B91-ojtAiLo/…

No one told me that parenting would involve this much scotch tape

@511Alberta SWEET BABY JESUS. 2AM and we are moving! Right before 22x!!!! I have never been so happy to be going 40km/hr. Traffic has been reduced to one lane as we weave thru the semis.

Cochrane RCMP advise motorists travel not recommended on Hwy1 btwn Kananaskis & Calgary, roadways are partly covered snow, slushy, snowing, icy sections, with limited visibility. Drive to condition. (12:06am) #ABRoads #BanffNP #yyctraffic

@weberme @511Alberta 😂

@plaza @511Alberta Haven’t you noticed all those yellow spots along the way? Way to long not to pee on the hwy

@dan_berrie @511Alberta Oh my.god. you're stuck on a bus?? 😩😩😩

@511Alberta IT IS PAST OUR BEDTIMES AND WE ALL HAVE TO PEE. @amazon will you prime deliver some lady urinal devices to us??? #highwayhostage

@660NEWSTraffic Been stuck on Hwy1 since 9pm. No traffic is crawling though. It's been 5.5hrs. #highwayhostage

Crews are working to clear the incident on Hwy 1 near Morley, traffic at the beginning is starting to get through at a crawl. Still expect heavy delays and stopped traffic. Also expect stopped traffic on Hwy 1A near Ghost Lake. Icy roads and white out conditions #ABRoads

@delroddan @511Alberta Last we heard there are semis that cant get up the hill and require their chains on 🤷‍♀️

@plaza @511Alberta @plaza we are stuck here and we cannot find any news do you know what is happening?

@michael_zorilo @511Alberta You left 1.5hrs before us as we are 3km behind you 😭 #highwayhostage

@511Alberta I could understand this kind of traffic jam in a hot country that gets a snowstorm once in 100 years... but this is Canada for heavens sake... I’m scared to think what would happen in case of an urgent evacuation... SERIOUSLY!!!!! Left Banff at 7:30pm still 35 km from Calgary 🤬

@branrebgornez @511Alberta Is that the collision 😥

FIVE HOURS on the Hwy1 parking lot. Who else is a #highwayhostage???? My mental health cannot handle the idea of having to pee on the side of the road.

@dan_berrie @511Alberta Hello fellow Highway Hostage!

Wait. Why isnt the picture thing showing up??? I don't know how to Twitter yet 🤔 should prob research this

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@CarolineMoss "Also, you are not responsible for how anyone feels or reacts when you have done the right thing and are acting in kindness. The pain is on their shoulders."

This. ❤

“some people have it worse” is bullshit. don’t invalidate your trauma by comparing it to the experiences of others. suffering is not a competition.