Paul Gretton

@gcntweet Last photo taken, but prior to final adjustments to toddler seat

Show us the last photo of your bike in your camera roll... NO CHEATING 📸 Drop your photos in the replies 👇

@theJeremyVine Jesus Christ Fenton!

Oh good grief. 📰“Moment dog mauls deer in Richmond Park — owner is fined £600” mol.im/a/9158993

@ladbible I like how the camera women didn’t warn them! 😂

Mum reflexes are on another level 👏👏

@NSPoliceDogs @SuffolkPolice @NorfolkPolice Charlie finding Charlie 👏🏻

Fresh from his course, PD 524 Charlie has hit the ground running. His first live search of a vehicle and he locates numerous wraps of suspected cocaine. #NoBetterStart #WelcomeToTheTeam @SuffolkPolice @NorfolkPolice #68

@CakeLegislator could you settle an argument? A temporary loss of a Police Radio on top of a Police car, while dealing with an incident, is it an offence? MOP found the radio. PC in question was unaware said radio was “missing”

@GarminUK bike computer ordered on the 9th June, and still not dispatched. When are you guys getting back to work?

@bluelightcard Red

*Competition time!* @specializedbicycles want to join us in saying 'Thank you' by offering 5 lucky BLC members a brand new 'Specialized Sirrus 2.0' as an alternative to public transport! Just answer this question - What colour are the iconic London Telephone boxes? Ts&Cs apply

@Sandford_Police shenanigator

What's your favourite generally underused word that you actually use a lot? I think mine is miscreant

@NSPoliceDogs @KingsLynnPolice Neeko must be Eggstatic with his Eggceptional work. Good bit of Eggercise for PC68 too. Omelette the bad egg yokes linger for a while.

PD Neeko played his own version of an #EasterEggHunt in the early hours, albeit he substituted an egg for a suspected drink driver! Driver runs from @KingsLynnPolice in #Watlington. Neeko tracked & located suspect hidden in nearby gardens. Eggcellent #Teamwork #68/DownhamTeam3 🥚

New bike #STANTON #stantonsherpa

Zelda leaping into action #dogoftheday

I know I share it every year but I just can’t quit it, and Mr Blobby is trending so it’s the best excuse. This is arguably the funniest thing ever shown on British television

I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek)

RT to win this @MaillotjauneLCL signed by @GeraintThomas86 💛 RT pour gagner le @MaillotjauneLCL signé par @GeraintThomas86 💛 By @lecoqsportif - @LCL #TDF2018

@staciep90 It’s meat flavoured. In fact Quorn “meat balls” taste more meaty than beef ones. Just without the need to kill a cow. Chicken Walkers crisps contain no chicken either. Hope that doesn’t annoy you too! 😉

Nothing against vegetarianism or Veganism but I’m sorry your vegan “meat” ball is no longer a MEAT ball it’s a “whatever substitute your using” ball!!! This type of thing continues to annoy me for some reason 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

@WhatTheFFacts See @zico70, dogs can drive!

@ladbible @_abbylily this reminds me of that time you played golf near Honey

@sarajcox Quorn chicken tastes like Wetherspoons chicken!

Proud to represent @timbermtb in my first race series. Cheers to @KingslynnMTB for a great series. Cheers to @1EpicOrange for the new race kit too. facebook.com/groups/1473228…