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@ih8theLIRR @ZohranKMamdani Go back to bed pussy.

@ZohranKMamdani With 14 armed security guards Normal citizens can't ride through some of these crime infested neighborhoods

perfect weather last night for a bike ride home

@militariegun She in the files though.

AMONGST ALL THE EVIL THINGS AMAZON DOES, THEYRE NOW TRYING TO PRETEND LIKE MORE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING MELANIA THAN THE PAUL MCCARTNEY DOC. NOBODY IS BUYING THAT, SHE WASNT EVEN IN THE BEATLES OR WINGS

FLOORPUNCH first show.

@CollinRugg OK Boomer.

NEW: Former NFL quarterback Boomer Esiason rips American-born Olympic freeskier Eileen Gu, who competes for China, calling her "very attractive" but "insufferable." "It's kind of funny that a communist country would pay a woman to be propaganda as a capitalist." "She's a very, very attractive woman, and she's extremely bright; she went to Stanford. But if you listen to her post... participation interviews, she's insufferable."

@John85615578 @sweeenie Promise?

@sweeenie Mamdani won't need to defund the NYPD. They're all just gonna leave.

Sometimes silence speaks louder than words. Zohran: your silence on this is SCREAMING.

@andrewcuomo Go back to sleep moron.

This is disgraceful. But with a mayor who has a history of calling the police “racist, evil, wicked and corrupt,” he set the tone. Words have consequences. We are seeing that in the growing disrespect for law enforcement — just as we’ve seen it in the rise in antisemitism. Real leaders understand that. This mayor does not. @NYCMayor must denounce this at once

The funniest thing about all you maga dudes to me is how you all claim to be “alpha males” while you bootlicking pussies literally worship an obese senior citizen who wears adult diapers and women’s bronzer lmfao 100% of you are the softest cunts I’ve ever seen in life

That’s weird, I was told by the biggest pussies I’ve ever met that he was gonna implement sharia law

An iced coffee costs about $5 a day. That’s roughly $35 per week or $140 per month. Now you’re spending $1,680 per year. Over the course of 10 years that’s $16,680, which is not enough to make a down payment on house. So, enjoy your iced coffee.

Has anyone checked on Dave Portnoy? Just kidding...fuck that dude and all of barstool. 🖕🏼🖕🏼 #GoHawks

The haters said the Patriots were frauds and couldn’t do it. They were correct. Honestly, great call by the haters.

This is just the second Super Bowl ever without a touchdown through the first 3 quarters. The Eagles were up on the Chiefs last year in the Super Bowl 24 to 0. And now the Seahawks are up on the Patriots 19 to 0 

51 yards of total offense for the Patriots in the first half. Second-fewest for a team in the Super Bowl this century. Only the Chiefs (23 yards) against the Eagles last year had fewer.

@vulturetrades Trade

I’ve only seen this setup 1 time in 6 years 👀 I’m putting $250k in this SINGLE stock Very similar to $OPEN that made millionaires $100 → $100,000 overnight $300 → $300,000 in a single day This is the third time. Comment “Trade” and I’ll send it. (Must be following to DM)

Sabrina Carpenter is giving. My account was not hacked.#GRAMMYs

BREAKING: #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice is currently trending on Twitter in the aftermath of Trump’s unhinged and threatening letter to Norway’s Prime Minister. Can we get 1,000 retweets on this post to amplify this effort?

@theblockspot Got the jab?

Zach Charbonnet. Torn ACL. Patrick Mahomes. Torn ACL. Marshon Lattimore. Torn ACL. Michael Penix Jr. Torn ACL. Micah Parsons. Torn ACL. Malik Nabers. Torn ACL. Tucker Kraft. Torn ACL. Gabe Davis. Torn ACL. Tyreek Hill. Torn ACL. Nick Bosa. Torn ACL. Zach Ertz. Torn ACL. Wake up.

My Norwegian opinion is that If your country opens a department of war and closes the department of education, then you live in a shithole country 🖐️🖐️🖐️ 🖐️🖐️🖐️

GWAR 🤝 Chappell Roan