Paul Patzer

Reminder: J.B. Pritzker is the product of an alternate universe where Kent Dorfman pledged Omega.

@GeologicSuccess @j_generalmonkey @UntoldWarFacts Nanking.

@PPATZER @j_generalmonkey @UntoldWarFacts We did when we cut their supply lines. Embargo is casus belli.

22 seconds. That is how long it took for a 23 year old staff sergeant from Alabama to save the lives of his entire B-29 crew on a mission to Japan in 1945. He had to carry a burning phosphorus bomb 25 feet through the aircraft. He held it against his body while it burned through to the bone. This is the story of Red Erwin...🧵1/5

@j_generalmonkey @UntoldWarFacts I'd like you to remember who started the fucking war.

@UntoldWarFacts 彼を賞賛するのは結構だが、これを市街地に落とされた側は何十万人もの一般市民が焼け死んだことも思い出して欲しい

@mowoodier @dangitdale66 There once was a man from Sioux Falls Who was born with exactly three balls He commissioned a totem Depicting his scrotum But no one believed it at all

@mowoodier @dangitdale66 There once was a girl from Pahrump Who had a large boil on her rump Poor Dr. Pickett Attempted to prick it The poor bastard pulled back a stump!

Stopped in Tuscaloosa last night. Drove through campus this morning. First time in 35 years. Entirely different place. Recognized nothing.

@mowoodier @dangitdale66 I should amend the third line to "Old Doctor Pickett."

@FletchMatlock Couch here in Illinois.

Couch, sofa, or davenport — what do you call it? Also, drop your region as I’m in curious where people fall on this most important question occupying my dipshit brain currently ☺️

@shawngorham Doooo ittt!

Talk me out of this... 1 owner, 120,000 miles, garage parked Only down side is its an automatic I am so in my 90's truck era

@mowoodier @dangitdale66 I'll try this: "There once was a girl from Peru Who was certainly easy to screw She'd get naked quickly Unless you were sickly In that case she'd just say 'F-you!"

@FeserEdward Get fucked. Those A-bombs saved about 5 million lives, 80% of them Japanese.

Just as Hiroshima and Nagasaki were grotesquely out of proportion to the evil of the Pearl Harbor attack, what was done to Gaza is grotesquely out of proportion to the evil of the October 7 attack. What begins as a just cause is often corrupted by war’s self-righteous bloodlust.

@RMXnews @Gimblin He can't quite bring himself to say what the real problem is. It's time to stop tap-dancing around it.

🇩🇪🔴"I'm leaving Germany." Famous German Youtuber "Radical Living" with 2 million followers explains why he is leaving his country. "Once you have children, you also think about where you want to raise them, especially if you have a daughter. I don't think Germany is a good place to raise a daughter anymore because women, in general, don't feel safe walking down the street at night." "You don't have to take it from me; there are public petitions in all major German cities. Women want vouchers for free taxi rides at night, and in Berlin, they want women-only subway wagons. The stories you hear about what women have to endure in Berlin public transport are just messed up." "If a woman can't walk down the street at night and feel safe, you have failed as a society. It’s ridiculous that every time something happens, politicians just say we have a 'knife problem' or suggest women should dress differently." "You can also see the decline in small things. You can't go to the supermarket anymore without feeling like we're living in a crime-polluted society." "Even in Prenzlauer Berg, one of the best neighborhoods in Berlin, you go into a drugstore like DM and have to ask the cashier to unlock basic products like shampoo or cream because they get stolen so much. Even in a normal supermarket like Edeka, they are locking up alcohol and Red Bulls—things that cost only €1.50—with security tags. What kind of society is this becoming?" "Radical Living" also cites Christmas markets. "Last year, several were canceled because they couldn’t afford the 'terror defense' anymore. It costs millions of euros to put those barriers up. If Christmas markets—a place of joy that people look forward to in December—get canceled because they can't afford terror defense, many things have gone wrong in this country." "Don't get me wrong; I don't want to blame this solely on migration. Migration isn't a bad thing per se, but there are always going to be a few people who do stupid things, and you have to filter them out. Germany is doing an extremely bad job at that." He also notes that even people rejected for asylum are not being sent back home. In the full 36-minute video, "Radical Living" cites the worsening economy, the high tax burden, the abuse of the welfare system, and other countries with a better quality of life as all factors in his decision to leave. "Radical Living" has amassed millions of followers through his comedic takes, which are also popular with young people and left-wing viewers. As a result, this video, which has 1.7 million views, is sure to reach a wide audience.

@readthenews22 @AP The SecTrans is evidently supposed to fill a dedicated security shift.

@AP Don’t worry everyone! Trump’s radical Republican regime transportation secretary, Sean Duffy, is filming another reality show with his family! Everything is fine! The entire administration is unfit, unqualified, and incompetent. America is less safe because of that fact.

A Frontier Airlines plane hit and killed a pedestrian on the runway of the Denver International Airport during takeoff, airport authorities said, sparking an engine fire and forcing passengers to evacuate. apnews.com/article/denver…

@NathanLerner Hilarious that you fuckwits think billionaires don't pay taxes.

🚨New launch video from a Democrat to watch in Florida: Nicole Locklin is running to flip FL-26 — home to notorious ICE detention site Alligator Alcatraz. She’s fighting to end corruption, tax billionaires, and deliver for working families. Flipping this seat would be a massive blow to Trump & MAGA. Watch & share👇

@mowoodier @dangitdale66 The one about the girl from Peru?

@dangitdale66 That filthy limerick you wrote in stall 6 is still there

@RantyAmyCurtis The boinnnngggg effect.

Remember, being a mentally ill man who thinks he’s a woman is just a natural state of being, but a man who is sexually aroused by a woman is an evil creature who objectified her c

@TomFornelli Nowledge

What's the first thing you think of when you see this helmet?

@JoshuaJPrince That makes as much sense as invoking the infield fly rule at a basketball game.

I definitely think that those challenging Florida’s new map should cite Virginia’s constitution repeatedly as authority.

@goddek How much money I have.

If your 18-year-old self saw you now, what would shock them most?

@Sauderman Useful to the party, but useless in general.

If you are all in on the left you’re a useful idiot.

@dangitdale66 Champaign is the same for me, and I'm only 40 miles away.

@Logically_JC Those pesky laws got in the way.

1.6 million voters approved the redistricting in Virginia. 4 judges denied them.