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@Persianserene1 Both

Trump said we don’t even know who’s in charge in Iran or who to talk to! And now he says we’re having “very good conversations” with them Is he a bad liar or just stupid?

@JesseKellyDC Whisky

I’ve got a physical tomorrow. Does anyone know the best way to get in shape and clean up your blood work in that amount of time?

@christivl77 @holisticgrenade No. They dont

@holisticgrenade They slice off your lens and shoot a laser in to your eye then place the sliced lens back in to place... I wouldn't do it ether.

So the woman who created Lasik eye surgery still wears glasses herself. She won a noble price for this procedure but still refuses to have it herself. It’s almost like she knows something that we don’t?

@holisticgrenade @WendytheWC 🤣🤣

@WendytheWC I’m glad it worked for you. There are other options to improve your eyesight as well. I wore glasses for over 15 years and could barely read a stop sign without them. after switching to a natural diet and lifestyle, I now have 2020 vision without my glasses.

@_DaveCross_ @bmay Ive always wondered this. Maybe @thecoastguy can tell us what happened?

@bmay What went wrong in Oliver’s life that transformed him from a genial TV show host to outright nutter?

I’m always enraptured by deranged people who think that shouting at an illness on social media might mean it isn’t actually a thing.

@RealAbs1776 Living proof that the internet invented stupid people. Try again

That an airplane didn’t take down the Twin Towers.

@millie_the_minx I have a ceramic giant creme egg cookie jar, about 12 inches tall

Why don't easter eggs come with mugs anymore? Was that just a 90's thing?

@higgyboson @TheGriftReport @south_eastone He’ll be fine, he cashed out some of his shares in 2017 for 50 million GBP

@TheGriftReport @south_eastone How the hell do you lose half a billion quid making beer?

🚨BREWDOG COLLAPSES INTO ADMINISTRATION WITH £500 MILLION DEBT — EQUITY FOR PUNKS INVESTORS TOTALLY WIPED OUT! The once-rebel craft beer empire founded by James Watt has officially been placed into administration after racking up debts exceeding £500 million (£553.8m owed to creditors). A pre-pack rescue deal to US firm Tilray for £33m (brewery + 11 bars) left a £480m shortfall. Thousands of small investors who bought shares through the heavily-promoted “Equity for Punks” crowdfunding scheme have been told their stakes are now completely worthless. 38 pubs closed and 484 staff made redundant. The anti-establishment brand that once valued itself at £2bn is in ruins. £500 million pound debt...wow James Watt and wife Georgia Toffolo (below)

@Pavlo__Escobar You’d be paying them 🤣👍

@Packology I’d get 0 customers 🤣

Only Fans should be bannedd yes, but we can’t just blame the women , its online prostitution but the men paying for it are just as bad.

@buperac @JonnyRG1 No.

@JonnyRG1 Even if it was going supersonic it still wouldn’t be able to pierce the entire body of the plane including the wings that are 1mm thick in some parts.

So you mean to tell me, an airplane can go right through the World Trade Center that had steel structure beams of 4 inch plate every 40” using 12 different grades of steel with a yield strength of 100,000 psi but if the same plane were to run into a firetruck on a runway the plane is completely destroyed. Got it!

@Exsnookerpro @jaykay3737 🤣🤣

@jaykay3737 It would be pure theatre. Tears at the end. "I did it for J and clabbs. You boys deserve it" Goosebumps.

Ronnie moving into 4/1 joint fave for the World's is a massive overreaction to that 153 and this week. Of course he could win it but the 9/1 he was a few days ago feels closer.

@Pavlo__Escobar @voooolare True 👍

@Packology @voooolare im always right, even when im wrong. 🤣 only messing, im always wrong lol

Not bad knocking in a great 147 at the business end of the most important match of your life 👏🏻

@Pavlo__Escobar You said it 👍🤣

@Packology im a plonker 🤣

Seen enough Snooker in my life to know that Un-Nooh is gonna choke this final #WorldOpen

@Pavlo__Escobar @pavyg 😮

@pavyg side effects of something maybe? 👀

I have never seen cramping so bad like this before from an elite athlete in a best of 3 set match?

@Pavlo__Escobar @voooolare Pavlo is wrong again. Now there’s a surprise 🤣

@voooolare I’ve always put him in the chokers category but hes proved me wrong with that 147 and closing a final out v Ronnie

@LegacySiu Bristol City, Forfar, Portsmouth, Watford, Southampton, Fulham, Ipswich. Shall I continue?

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

@cruciblecrush He’s in the Manopeepeesphere 🤣

Pee pee 😀 What even is this guy 🤣 #AndrewTate

@FitFusion__ Twittertech

I bet you can't find a word that ends with "Tech"🤔👇