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#Steelers Broderick Jones gets beat across his face with inside leverage to ruin a run to Jaylen Warren

@ReaperCree3rf @ghostofthemurph That’s what Twitter is for you dumb ass fuck

@ghostofthemurph @wickmeister96 Every cock sucker on this app says the same shit that we all know. It’s real fuckin original….

The Padres “Core Four” are, as of the 4th inning of today’s game, hitting a combined .219 with 19 HRs and 84 RBI. They are making a combined $1.11 Billion over the length of their contracts. We are paying over a billion for 4 guys to average 5 HRs and 21 RBIs. Unacceptable?

@BenHigginsSD They’re trying to say you’re soft and don’t hold players accountable for bad performance.

You're right. Manny hit into a double play. He's struggling badly at the plate. Glad I could be the first media member in San Diego to tell this to people, who would otherwise have no idea.

@kiddmike3 @kleinkurt @thinkingwest You’re a fag loser and Marx is gay

@kleinkurt @thinkingwest Using the phrase "cultural Marxism" is an almost certain indicator the user has neither read any Marx nor understands any.

Few books have been as destructive on the minds of the American youth as this one

Bases loaded no outs and getting no runs is quite inexcusable. Manny and Merrill just had to make contact but Manny was swinging for the fences. Really terrible approach.

@user997535 @TooMuchMortons_ Seriously

@TooMuchMortons_ This team is fucking awful time to accept it

@wolph26 @Padres Shut up

@PadresInsider99 @Padres Wait, really?!?? 🤯 No shit you fucking idiot. Commenting that after he had his best game all season is casual af. At least he's getting hits, something the rest of the offense doesn't even seem capable of

Final.

@wolph26 @Padres He hasn’t hit a homer all year you inbred

@PadresInsider99 @Padres He had three hits today? Ik he's had the worst start to a season in his career but did u even watch the game or are you just saying shit

Tatis needs to fucking figure it out Jesus FUCK

@TooMuchMortons_ Can France play 2B?

The Padres most optimal lineup has Ty France in it

@brentschmurda @TooMuchMortons_ But he’s better than no one at anything lol who’s he pinch hitting or fielding for ?

@PadresInsider99 @TooMuchMortons_ Expensive bench player

@ramitdyathroat @NarwhalChannel @Jason6842369881 @AlanRidgeRacer @shitbiscuit Everyone hates you you are filth

@NarwhalChannel @Jason6842369881 @AlanRidgeRacer @shitbiscuit Very easy to do

Watching caddyshack for the first time since 2006 and they blurred the girl’s nipples 20 minutes in. Nuke every major city on planet Earth

@EmmanuelAcho FIRE THIS IDIOT

It’s time to have an Uncomfortable Conversation about Jaxson Dart supporting Donald Trump! 😳 #AbdulCarter #NewYorkGiants

@DavisonDistro @TalkingFriars He got a cleat to the face you dumb ass

@TalkingFriars If you can’t stand up or raise your arm you might be too old for that seat, make baseball safe again…

This Padres fan calmly says "I'm good" after taking a cleat to the face. What a legend

@1NCRDB1 You are a dumb person

This Console was way too ahead of its time

@TooMuchMortons_ He’s legit good

So Rodolfo Durán today Two long PAs for walks Single 2-2 in ABS challenges Threw a runner out I’ve been way more impressed with him in his handful of games over Fermin’s entire Padres tenure