Todd Paluzzi

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/to… My new album is out now!

@drtaubraun Lol yeah right. Gonna be tagged with graffiti and beat to shit in my city and many others

I hope every teacher in the world just realized what just happened. Your replacement is here. Good luck and godspeed. Many of us have been trying to warn you.

@BenjaminDEKR Because humans need to be there anyway when something goes wrong or when customer service is needed. Why not have them work the desk as well.

What is the point of hotel check-in desk people anymore? Why isn't this 100% automated? Verify your ID, pay, get entry code. Why are humans still doing this?

@digijordan @Figure_robot Lmao robots in my city would get the shit kicked out of them by students!

The White House today had a @Figure_robot explain to the world that it will soon be replacing teachers… And it will. It will also replace surgeons, lawyers, pilots, truck drivers, police officers, soldiers and basically every other job. And believe it or not…this is good.

@ShutupLyle Lose the cigarettes and buy her some crack to smoke.

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

@MmisterNobody Buy bitcoin -_-

You suddenly wake up and it's 1999... Everything you experienced was a bad dream... What do you do first?

@CryptoWendyO Only as far as stablecoins go though we can still earn yield in many other ways

TLDR: RETAIL IS FXCKED - Banks are scared that yield on stablecoins will "siphon" deposits and do not want to give retail 4-5% YEILD - Allegedly, crypto firms will be BANNED from using terms like "interest" or "yield" for stablecoin rewards, limited returns granted -The Senate still needs to vote

@lady_valor_07 100 dollar bill on the table. Cheap fucks

@MbarkCherguia Never. She slapped him. Big fucking deal. Subdue her. Throw her on the ground. Many more ways to scare her than potentially breaking her jaw. Now you're looking at prison time with a bunch of other wife beaters in there.

In my opinion you should never hit a woman no matter what. Was this man justified in hitting her in self defence?

@TheCryptoSquire My xrp bag is way too heavy after all these years. More HBAR

If I gifted you $5,000 right now, what would you buy for 2025? 1. $XRP 2. $ETH 3. $BNB 4. $ADA 5. $BTC 6. $SOL 7. $DOGE 8. OTHER I'm reading all comments 🔥

@glam_queenn Would literally take 100.00

Men be honest, $50, 000 or Her ?😅

@EricLDaugh It's not the flex you think it is..

🚨 BREAKING: CNN was just FORCED to report that nearly 90% of the MAGA base SUPPORTS President Trump's military campaign against Iran "MAGA GOP...look at this! Nearly 9 in 10, 89% APPROVE!" "Just 9% disapprove of it. This is TREMENDOUSLY popular among the Republican base." 🇺🇸

@JebraFaushay These guys aren't in it for the money anymore. They do it because it's what keeps them alive. Passion. Art. Love.

It’s ok to retire. You don’t have to perform anymore. Here is Rod Stewart strutting around with his tight little flare jeans and teased hair.

@Matt_Pinner Live soil

What do you call someone who does this 😳

@_wej01 Step in and let her response of you stepping in tell you everything you need to know.

Serious question for men only: If a guy approaches your girl for her number while you’re right there..do you step in, or let her response tell you everything you need to know?

@vxylily Stack of magazines

Before cell phones, what did people do on the toilet?

@TansuYegen Lmao now they have to fix it for free, and she no longer has a balance. Childish games

A contractor tears apart the finished work over an unpaid bill😲

@Divegod Would cherish it even more

how would you react if your kids do this to your ps5?

@uzmakhanxoxo Yes

Which is Your Type ? 😍

@KingKaranCrypto 7 years

How long have you been holding $XRP?

@Thebiglade Xrp

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy??