Panic! where'd the dicks go?

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Panic! where'd the dicks go?

Panic! where'd the dicks go?

@PanicDicks

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Katılım Nisan 2022
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Panic! where'd the dicks go?
@_noaaah9 @EthicalHoopz Kinda like that year Embiid (arguably the worst MVP of all time) won it for political reasons, fueled by his free throws. Watch out, the nba is noticing that collectively the fans do not like Shai and are starting to not give him whistles, which means it's over for him.
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The Salty Lobster🦞
The Salty Lobster🦞@Seymourbutts28·
@sanguineblood @remarks If the bullet is destroyed, as it was in this situation and MANY others, then it’s not possible to trace because it’s destroyed. Simple. This is completely common in firearm deaths.
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Remarks
Remarks@remarks·
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 ATF unable to match bullet in Charlie Kirk case to rifle linked to suspect Tyler Robinson, court filing reveals.
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The Strategic GC
The Strategic GC@TheStrategicGC·
@em_Lazzy I hope very soon the hijacked Republican party comes to sense again. Decorum in the Oval Office and on the Global Stage is vital. Trump has degraded decency so far beyond what I thought was possible even 6 months ago. The world is on fire. 1 man. 10+ years of total chaos 🖕@GOP
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Lazzyyyyyy
Lazzyyyyyy@em_Lazzy·
Over 8 million people showed up yesterday—and this is the response??? Not leadership. Not reflection. Just ego and immaturity. There is absolutely nothing presidential about this. It’s honestly embarrassing!!!
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Ana Kasparian
Ana Kasparian@AnaKasparian·
Sure, I might be untalented. Up to others to decide. But I can deduce that voting “no” on legislation that would cut arms to Israel amounts to supporting U.S. funded arms to Israel…as they carry out war crimes and atrocities daily. Those crimes are committed with zero fear of blowback thanks to the defensive capabilities Americans are forced to bankroll. In addition to voting no on that legislation last year, in 2021 you originally (and correctly) voted “no” on a bill to funnel an extra $1 billion to Israel on top of the $3.8 Billion we already send them every year. You got a little pressure from your corrupt colleagues, changed your vote to “present” and then wept about it…literally. Is that what political “talent” looks like? Israel was enjoying an economic surplus that year. We, on the other hand, were not. As for cashing checks, I’d respectfully ask you to remember who pays yours. It’s the people you’re lying to right now.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC

@AnaKasparian I never have. Feel free to continue lying publicly, though. Those checks don’t cash themselves and you aren’t talented enough to be relevant with the truth.

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Blackcat
Blackcat@Blackca50802362·
@fabmat73600 @KateriSeraphina You missed the point-a woman who’s, for years, the only adult in the room, rarely wants another man at that age because sadly too many men are just like what she left. Calling her reasons “silly” sounds like you may be just like her husband.
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Kateri Seraphina
Kateri Seraphina@KateriSeraphina·
Anonyme, fiction ?, Je n’ai pas divorcé parce que mon mari m’a trompée. Je l’ai quitté parce qu’un dimanche soir, il écoutait les interviews d’après-match pendant que notre chien faisait une crise sur le tapis du salon. Et parce qu’une fois tout terminé, il m’a dit que j’aurais dû le rappeler mieux. Je ne fuis pas un homme violent. Je quitte un homme « bien ». Un de ceux dont tout le monde dit : c’est un bon gars. Je quitte surtout un adulte qui, pendant vingt ans, a refusé de prendre réellement ses responsabilités. Je m’appelle Linda, j’ai 52 ans. À l’extérieur, mon mari est irréprochable : il accueille tout le monde au piano, aide les voisins quand une voiture ne démarre pas, allume le barbecue en août, apporte le vin aux dîners. Il travaille, ne boit pas, ne crie pas. Ma mère dirait : C’est un homme bon. Il adore ce chien. Mais un soir, assise sur une chaise en plastique dans une clinique vétérinaire d’urgence, j’ai compris une chose essentielle : L’amour, ce n’est pas dire « je vais m’en occuper ». L’amour, c’est se souvenir de ce qui maintient en vie ceux qu’on aime. Notre chien s’appelle Nino. Nino n’est pas un chien de concours. C’est un vieux chien croisé, plein de mauvaises habitudes, avec un cœur immense et une épilepsie sévère. Pour aller bien, il a besoin d’un comprimé tous les soirs à 19 heures précises. Pas à 19 h 30. Pas quand on y pense. Tous les jours. Sans exception. Pendant des années, j’ai été le système d’exploitation de la maison. Je sais quand les factures tombent. Quel médecin appeler. Où sont les papiers. Quel médicament Nino prend, et à quelle heure. Mon mari, lui, aide. Si je demande de sortir la poubelle, il la sort. Si je fais une liste, il fait les courses. Mais penser, organiser, anticiper, se souvenir… c’est moi. Je porte toute la charge mentale. Dimanche dernier, j’étais de garde à l’hôpital. Le service était saturé, impossible de partir. Je l’ai appelé à 17 h 30. Je lui ai dit qu’il y avait à manger au frigo. Et surtout : à 19 heures, la pilule de Nino. Le pilulier bleu est sur la table. Mets un réveil. Il m’a répondu oui, sans inquiétude. La radio sportive tournait derrière lui. À 18 h 45, je lui ai envoyé un message : Nino – pilule dans 15 minutes. Il a répondu ok. Je suis rentrée à 21 h 30. Silence. Nino n’était pas à la porte. Mon mari était dans le fauteuil. La radio allumée. Une boîte à pizza sur la table. Où est Nino ? Il a répondu, hésitant : C’était bizarre tout à l’heure… J’ai senti mon cœur tomber. Je l’ai trouvé coincé entre une chaise et le mur. Raide. De la mousse à la bouche. Les pattes secouées par une crise incontrôlable. Depuis combien de temps ? Une heure ? Plus ? Je n’ai pas crié. J’ai fait ce que je fais toujours : j’ai géré. Je l’ai porté, mis dans la voiture, conduit aux urgences vétérinaires, avec la peur d’arriver trop tard. Des heures d’attente. La peur. La facture. Nino a survécu, sous sédatif. Quand je suis rentrée à 3 h 30 du matin, mon mari m’attendait sur le pas de la porte. Alors ? Il va bien ? Puis il a dit la phrase qui a tout brisé : J’écoutais les interviews, j’ai été distrait. Tu aurais dû me rappeler à sept heures. À ce moment-là, j’ai compris. Ce n’était pas la pilule. C’était le fait que, pour lui, la responsabilité n’a jamais été la sienne. Si quelque chose va mal, c’est toujours parce que je n’ai pas assez contrôlé. Je lui ai dit calmement : Je ne suis pas ta mère. Je ne suis pas ta secrétaire. Je t’ai appelée. Je t’ai écrit. La seule façon d’être sûre aurait été de quitter l’hôpital pour le faire moi-même. Et si je dois tout faire, dis-moi : à quoi tu sers ici ? Il a tenté de se justifier. Il a parlé de la pelouse qu’il avait tondue. Je lui ai répondu non. Tu exécutes. Moi, je porte tout. Et ce soir, ta distraction a failli tuer quelqu’un que j’aime. Aujourd’hui, je fais des cartons. Nino est près de la porte. Il est encore fatigué, mais il sait qu’on part. Il n’a pas besoin d’explications. Je ne pars pas parce que je n’aime plus mon mari. Je pars parce que je refuse d’être la seule adulte dans la pièce. Parce qu’un partenaire n’est pas quelqu’un qui aide quand on le lui demande. Un partenaire voit. Se souvient. Se soucie. J’ai ouvert la portière de la voiture. Allez, Nino. Il est monté lentement, sans qu’on le lui dise. Moi, pour la première fois, j’ai arrêté de conduire toute ma vie pendant que quelqu’un d’autre dormait à l’arrière. #fblifestyle
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Naija Overthinker
Naija Overthinker@MindOfNaijaLife·
@mattvanswol One incident becomes ‘what’s happening to a whole city.’ Panic spreads faster than facts.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
🚨#BREAKING: A pregnant woman with a toddler in Charlotte NC has just been STABBED IN THE STERNUM by a random female attacker... ...WITH A STEAK KNIFE!!!! The attacker is STILL ON THE LOOSE and has not been caught. The pregnant woman was getting her toddler out of her car when a woman stopped her car, got out, cursed at her, and attacked her with a knife. The pregnant woman was able to fight off the attacker before she fled. The baby she is carrying is unharmed. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO CHARLOTTE NC???!!!!!!!
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Helene Tveiten
Helene Tveiten@HeleneTveit1·
Since this video is going viral i made it with English subtitles and in reel format. Let the world know how Norwegian has lost against the european foreign invasion. The Norwegian kingdom flag is down, foreign flags rules the kingdom 👑🇧🇻👇
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Panic! where'd the dicks go?
Panic! where'd the dicks go?@PanicDicks·
@Mare_Argent @I_c_your_soul @HeleneTveit1 Muslims routinely brutalize gay people to death. Like in humiliating and painful ways. Being gay is illegal under Islam. Obviously as you both want the same thing (death and destruction of mankind) you force yourself to overlook this, but it's still always fascinating to see.
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Olga Dawn Wonders
Olga Dawn Wonders@OlgaWonders·
@loch_bryan @mrddmia Christianity has nothing to do with MAGAS . They just see the end of ethnic purity. They are afraid of all other races except when poor and under controls.
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LochedInPoker
LochedInPoker@loch_bryan·
You are a bigot, not a christian, you worship a false god the version that aligns with your brand of christian nationalism is one of the false gods that was in Sodom and Gomorrah, and he has bewitched you. But he cannot bewitch those who have no hate in their hearts, he can only affect those with the bigot gene already there. This is why you are enchanted by that false god Senator Davis. I hope you are saved, for your sake, before the bell tolls. Otherwise that eternity below is gonna be quite the experience. Dont worry, theres still some time for you to be saved... i wont hold my breath though
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(Fan) God Emperor Gavin Newsom
(Fan) God Emperor Gavin Newsom@GodEmperorGavin·
@Riley_Gaines_ That you found a career in grifting and went for it because you don’t have the talent to be a swimmer or do anything worthwhile with your life? Yeah I get it
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Riley Gaines
Riley Gaines@Riley_Gaines_·
I cannot believe you and I pay the glamorous salaries of fully grown adults who refuse to sit in a room with a guy they don't like
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
HOLY SH*T: A 13-year-old boy was nearly K*LLED after a man randomly slashed his neck in Daytona Beach, Florida. Jermaine Lynn Long, the alleged attacker, targeted the teen while he was walking along the boardwalk with his family. Doctors say that just one millimeter deeper could have been fatal. You probably won't hear about this from the mainstream media since it doesn't fit the narrative.
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Chip Drink
Chip Drink@thejonacosta·
@nicksortor Donald Trump literally just removed all clean air and environmental regulations on Friday and made a big deal about it. Stop pretending you fcking care about any of this now.
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 NOW: DC and Maryland Democrats are STILL pumping raw sewage DIRECTLY into waterways leading to the Potomac River, with NO end in sight Where the hell are the environmentalists??! Oh that’s right — they don’t care, b/c this isn’t politically expedient
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Heather P, MS 🇺🇸🦅
Heather P, MS 🇺🇸🦅@aeroladyny·
LIAR Environmentalists are currently focused on the massive 2026 Potomac River sewage spill—potentially the largest in U.S. history—demanding urgent cleanup and improved infrastructure to prevent further toxic contamination. Organizations like the Potomac Conservancy and Potomac Riverkeeper Network advocate for restoring water quality, protecting upstream forests, and curbing industrial pollution. Key Areas of Environmental Action & Concerns: Massive Sewage Spill (2026): Activists are highlighting the collapse of the Potomac Interceptor sewer line, which released millions of gallons of waste, warning of long-term damage to the ecosystem, dead zones, and public health risks from and MRSA. Advocacy and Policy: The Potomac Conservancy actively lobbies in Maryland and Virginia for stronger clean water laws, aiming for swimmable, fishable waters. Pollution Reduction: Efforts focus on reducing agricultural runoff, addressing silent leaks from residential oil tanks, and cleaning up trash. Conservation and Land Use: Groups are working to protect streamside forests and, in the case of the Sierra Club's Potomac River Group, advocating for smart growth to limit the environmental impact of development, such as data centers. Volunteer Efforts: Community members engage in, for example, monthly trash cleanups in places like Rock Creek Park to improve the watershed. Environmentalists are warning that without immediate, robust intervention, the recent contamination could cause severe, lasting damage to the river's wildlife and recreational industries. Potomac Conservancy The Potomac River Conservancy is working to protect the Potomac River and its upstream forests. Their work includes: * **Land** Pr... Potomac Conservancy
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J.K. Rowling
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling·
This is beyond silly. Neither I, nor anybody on my team, ever met, communicated with or invited Jeffrey Epstein to anything.
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