Panic! where'd the dicks go?
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@ALTrav4 @EthicalHoopz “I’d take” lol you don’t have a choice! Enjoy 😉
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@_noaaah9 @EthicalHoopz Kinda like that year Embiid (arguably the worst MVP of all time) won it for political reasons, fueled by his free throws. Watch out, the nba is noticing that collectively the fans do not like Shai and are starting to not give him whistles, which means it's over for him.
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@Seymourbutts28 @sanguineblood @remarks No one said the bullet was destroyed. They said it didn't match.
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@sanguineblood @remarks If the bullet is destroyed, as it was in this situation and MANY others, then it’s not possible to trace because it’s destroyed. Simple. This is completely common in firearm deaths.
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@TheStrategicGC @em_Lazzy @GOP By sense, do you mean rallying around an installed candidate that received zero votes? Like a king.
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@Backblastradio @ABtheRT @AnaKasparian Now THIS is deflecting. Does Israel commit war crimes with US funding or not?
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@ABtheRT @AnaKasparian Maybe, but should it be her one sole talking point? There is a lot more she can talk about. Hell, I follow her.
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Sure, I might be untalented. Up to others to decide.
But I can deduce that voting “no” on legislation that would cut arms to Israel amounts to supporting U.S. funded arms to Israel…as they carry out war crimes and atrocities daily.
Those crimes are committed with zero fear of blowback thanks to the defensive capabilities Americans are forced to bankroll.
In addition to voting no on that legislation last year, in 2021 you originally (and correctly) voted “no” on a bill to funnel an extra $1 billion to Israel on top of the $3.8 Billion we already send them every year. You got a little pressure from your corrupt colleagues, changed your vote to “present” and then wept about it…literally. Is that what political “talent” looks like?
Israel was enjoying an economic surplus that year. We, on the other hand, were not.
As for cashing checks, I’d respectfully ask you to remember who pays yours. It’s the people you’re lying to right now.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
@AnaKasparian I never have. Feel free to continue lying publicly, though. Those checks don’t cash themselves and you aren’t talented enough to be relevant with the truth.
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@Blackca50802362 @fabmat73600 @KateriSeraphina Is she an adult because she's a childless harpie that is keeping a dog suffering?
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@fabmat73600 @KateriSeraphina You missed the point-a woman who’s, for years, the only adult in the room, rarely wants another man at that age because sadly too many men are just like what she left. Calling her reasons “silly” sounds like you may be just like her husband.
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Anonyme, fiction ?,
Je n’ai pas divorcé parce que mon mari m’a trompée.
Je l’ai quitté parce qu’un dimanche soir, il écoutait les interviews d’après-match pendant que notre chien faisait une crise sur le tapis du salon.
Et parce qu’une fois tout terminé, il m’a dit que j’aurais dû le rappeler mieux.
Je ne fuis pas un homme violent.
Je quitte un homme « bien ».
Un de ceux dont tout le monde dit : c’est un bon gars.
Je quitte surtout un adulte qui, pendant vingt ans, a refusé de prendre réellement ses responsabilités.
Je m’appelle Linda, j’ai 52 ans.
À l’extérieur, mon mari est irréprochable : il accueille tout le monde au piano, aide les voisins quand une voiture ne démarre pas, allume le barbecue en août, apporte le vin aux dîners.
Il travaille, ne boit pas, ne crie pas.
Ma mère dirait :
C’est un homme bon.
Il adore ce chien.
Mais un soir, assise sur une chaise en plastique dans une clinique vétérinaire d’urgence, j’ai compris une chose essentielle :
L’amour, ce n’est pas dire « je vais m’en occuper ».
L’amour, c’est se souvenir de ce qui maintient en vie ceux qu’on aime.
Notre chien s’appelle Nino.
Nino n’est pas un chien de concours.
C’est un vieux chien croisé, plein de mauvaises habitudes, avec un cœur immense et une épilepsie sévère.
Pour aller bien, il a besoin d’un comprimé tous les soirs à 19 heures précises.
Pas à 19 h 30.
Pas quand on y pense.
Tous les jours.
Sans exception.
Pendant des années, j’ai été le système d’exploitation de la maison.
Je sais quand les factures tombent.
Quel médecin appeler.
Où sont les papiers.
Quel médicament Nino prend, et à quelle heure.
Mon mari, lui, aide.
Si je demande de sortir la poubelle, il la sort.
Si je fais une liste, il fait les courses.
Mais penser, organiser, anticiper, se souvenir… c’est moi.
Je porte toute la charge mentale.
Dimanche dernier, j’étais de garde à l’hôpital.
Le service était saturé, impossible de partir.
Je l’ai appelé à 17 h 30.
Je lui ai dit qu’il y avait à manger au frigo.
Et surtout : à 19 heures, la pilule de Nino.
Le pilulier bleu est sur la table.
Mets un réveil.
Il m’a répondu oui, sans inquiétude.
La radio sportive tournait derrière lui.
À 18 h 45, je lui ai envoyé un message :
Nino – pilule dans 15 minutes.
Il a répondu ok.
Je suis rentrée à 21 h 30.
Silence.
Nino n’était pas à la porte.
Mon mari était dans le fauteuil.
La radio allumée.
Une boîte à pizza sur la table.
Où est Nino ?
Il a répondu, hésitant :
C’était bizarre tout à l’heure…
J’ai senti mon cœur tomber.
Je l’ai trouvé coincé entre une chaise et le mur.
Raide.
De la mousse à la bouche.
Les pattes secouées par une crise incontrôlable.
Depuis combien de temps ?
Une heure ?
Plus ?
Je n’ai pas crié.
J’ai fait ce que je fais toujours : j’ai géré.
Je l’ai porté, mis dans la voiture, conduit aux urgences vétérinaires, avec la peur d’arriver trop tard.
Des heures d’attente.
La peur.
La facture.
Nino a survécu, sous sédatif.
Quand je suis rentrée à 3 h 30 du matin, mon mari m’attendait sur le pas de la porte.
Alors ? Il va bien ?
Puis il a dit la phrase qui a tout brisé :
J’écoutais les interviews, j’ai été distrait.
Tu aurais dû me rappeler à sept heures.
À ce moment-là, j’ai compris.
Ce n’était pas la pilule.
C’était le fait que, pour lui, la responsabilité n’a jamais été la sienne.
Si quelque chose va mal, c’est toujours parce que je n’ai pas assez contrôlé.
Je lui ai dit calmement :
Je ne suis pas ta mère.
Je ne suis pas ta secrétaire.
Je t’ai appelée.
Je t’ai écrit.
La seule façon d’être sûre aurait été de quitter l’hôpital pour le faire moi-même.
Et si je dois tout faire, dis-moi : à quoi tu sers ici ?
Il a tenté de se justifier.
Il a parlé de la pelouse qu’il avait tondue.
Je lui ai répondu non.
Tu exécutes.
Moi, je porte tout.
Et ce soir, ta distraction a failli tuer quelqu’un que j’aime.
Aujourd’hui, je fais des cartons.
Nino est près de la porte.
Il est encore fatigué, mais il sait qu’on part.
Il n’a pas besoin d’explications.
Je ne pars pas parce que je n’aime plus mon mari.
Je pars parce que je refuse d’être la seule adulte dans la pièce.
Parce qu’un partenaire n’est pas quelqu’un qui aide quand on le lui demande.
Un partenaire voit.
Se souvient.
Se soucie.
J’ai ouvert la portière de la voiture.
Allez, Nino.
Il est monté lentement, sans qu’on le lui dise.
Moi, pour la première fois, j’ai arrêté de conduire toute ma vie pendant que quelqu’un d’autre dormait à l’arrière.
#fblifestyle

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@MindOfNaijaLife @mattvanswol It's always crazy to see someone report a story like this and then see people like you apologizing and downplaying it.
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@mattvanswol One incident becomes ‘what’s happening to a whole city.’ Panic spreads faster than facts.
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🚨#BREAKING: A pregnant woman with a toddler in Charlotte NC has just been STABBED IN THE STERNUM by a random female attacker...
...WITH A STEAK KNIFE!!!!
The attacker is STILL ON THE LOOSE and has not been caught.
The pregnant woman was getting her toddler out of her car when a woman stopped her car, got out, cursed at her, and attacked her with a knife.
The pregnant woman was able to fight off the attacker before she fled. The baby she is carrying is unharmed.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO CHARLOTTE NC???!!!!!!!
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@Mare_Argent @I_c_your_soul @HeleneTveit1 It's always the same thing. I hope you know you're not creative or original.
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@AnaKasparian Ana have you ever thought about completing the cycle and talking about Jesus?
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Oh I’m aware.
Hope you’re enjoying my surprisingly wholesome and boring life. Let me know if you find a good deal on the vintage angel skin coral earrings.
Terrorist scum.
SolarDMax@SkyEmpiren
Mossad has an eye on you sis. Take care ✨
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@Mare_Argent @I_c_your_soul @HeleneTveit1 I definitely did not make up Islam's stance on being gay. Stop coping.
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@PanicDicks @I_c_your_soul @HeleneTveit1 If you are gonna argue against things that you made up in your own mind, be free to do that on your own
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@PanicDicks @I_c_your_soul @HeleneTveit1 That's quite a leap you did there. Too bad you missed on everything you made up about me in your head though. Good luck with that.
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@Mare_Argent @I_c_your_soul @HeleneTveit1 Muslims routinely brutalize gay people to death. Like in humiliating and painful ways. Being gay is illegal under Islam. Obviously as you both want the same thing (death and destruction of mankind) you force yourself to overlook this, but it's still always fascinating to see.
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@I_c_your_soul @HeleneTveit1 Arent you a ray of fucking sunshine?
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@OlgaWonders @loch_bryan @mrddmia You should be made to live under Islam so you could know what actually being afraid is like.
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@loch_bryan @mrddmia Christianity has nothing to do with MAGAS . They just see the end of ethnic purity. They are afraid of all other races except when poor and under controls.
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@loch_bryan @mrddmia Satanists trying to preach will always be hilarious. Been that way for thousands of years.
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You are a bigot, not a christian, you worship a false god the version that aligns with your brand of christian nationalism is one of the false gods that was in Sodom and Gomorrah, and he has bewitched you. But he cannot bewitch those who have no hate in their hearts, he can only affect those with the bigot gene already there. This is why you are enchanted by that false god Senator Davis. I hope you are saved, for your sake, before the bell tolls. Otherwise that eternity below is gonna be quite the experience. Dont worry, theres still some time for you to be saved... i wont hold my breath though
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@GodEmperorGavin @Riley_Gaines_ The highlight of your year is going to be that Riley responded to you 😂
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@Riley_Gaines_ That you found a career in grifting and went for it because you don’t have the talent to be a swimmer or do anything worthwhile with your life?
Yeah I get it
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@Dawn58760230976 @angkaul @libsoftiktok @GovRonDeSantis Florida is one of the few places that they'll disclose it. If this happened in New Jersey you would never know.
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HOLY SH*T: A 13-year-old boy was nearly K*LLED after a man randomly slashed his neck in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Jermaine Lynn Long, the alleged attacker, targeted the teen while he was walking along the boardwalk with his family.
Doctors say that just one millimeter deeper could have been fatal.
You probably won't hear about this from the mainstream media since it doesn't fit the narrative.

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@dbongino @jsolomonReports Thanks for posting this, I forgot to unfollow you and now I remembered. You have got to be one of the biggest disappointments ever.
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Has the race for 2028 already begun?
And a critical election security segment including an update on Fulton County with @jsolomonReports
Don’t miss the show today on Rumble, watch here.
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@thejonacosta @nicksortor "guys, my hypothetical rage is much more important than stuff that is actually happening"
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@nicksortor Donald Trump literally just removed all clean air and environmental regulations on Friday and made a big deal about it.
Stop pretending you fcking care about any of this now.
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@aeroladyny @nicksortor I have only seen right wingers talking about this
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LIAR
Environmentalists are currently focused on the massive 2026 Potomac River sewage spill—potentially the largest in U.S. history—demanding urgent cleanup and improved infrastructure to prevent further toxic contamination. Organizations like the Potomac Conservancy and Potomac Riverkeeper Network advocate for restoring water quality, protecting upstream forests, and curbing industrial pollution.
Key Areas of Environmental Action & Concerns:
Massive Sewage Spill (2026): Activists are highlighting the collapse of the Potomac Interceptor sewer line, which released millions of gallons of waste, warning of long-term damage to the ecosystem, dead zones, and public health risks from
and MRSA.
Advocacy and Policy: The Potomac Conservancy actively lobbies in Maryland and Virginia for stronger clean water laws, aiming for swimmable, fishable waters.
Pollution Reduction: Efforts focus on reducing agricultural runoff, addressing silent leaks from residential oil tanks, and cleaning up trash.
Conservation and Land Use: Groups are working to protect streamside forests and, in the case of the Sierra Club's Potomac River Group, advocating for smart growth to limit the environmental impact of development, such as data centers.
Volunteer Efforts: Community members engage in, for example, monthly trash cleanups in places like Rock Creek Park to improve the watershed.
Environmentalists are warning that without immediate, robust intervention, the recent contamination could cause severe, lasting damage to the river's wildlife and recreational industries.
Potomac Conservancy
The Potomac River Conservancy is working to protect the Potomac River and its upstream forests. Their work includes: * **Land** Pr...
Potomac Conservancy
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@hfkzelda @jk_rowling It's adroable that this freak can think she can crawl her way out of this.
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