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Crypto wasn’t born for banks and gatekeepers. It stood for privacy, decentralization, and freedom from censorship. Although we've strayed far from these principles, respect to those still fighting the good fight 🫡

@ErikVoorhees *In Batman voice* "You either die a disruptor or you live long enough to watch your legal team turn your once radical product into a feature locked & rate limited shell of itself "

Claude being nerf'd and agents being exiled from the $200/mo plan are very consistent behavior if Anthropic is going public soon and will have finances/margin intensely scrutinized...

@ShardiB2 Realtors first please

90% of lawyers will become extinct soon...

@ErikVoorhees GLM 5 was already crazy powerful and did almost everything Codex could ime. Looking forward to tinkering around with 5.1

GLM 5.1 was released days ago and is easily best model in the world for cost/performance ratio in all agentic environments. Your claws can access it from Venice.ai/api Model name: zai-org-glm-5-1 Using Opus: • All of your content recorded forever by Anthropic (and anyone who gets it from them) • 5x more expensive Using GLM 5.1 via Venice: • Completely private (zero data retention) • 5x cheaper Try it and you may find you don't need Anthropic any longer for agentic work, and you will no longer be spied on for all eternity.

@cobie @Polymarket Thanks Cobie, longing bear eggs now

@Polymarket Bear trap

BREAKING: Egg prices crash 97% from March 2025 all-time high, now at a 10-year low.

@crypto_condom My guy's 12 going on 13. Willing to be an accomplice if you want to break into the lab and steal these longevity drugs.

Please dear God let this come out for my Shadow before he gets too old. Every day with my good boi is a day worth living 🙏

@jesseproudman Let's gooo 🔥🔥🔥

Calling all agents and claws... GLM 5.1 has landed.

@trenches_online @mlmabc hyperdash.com/explore

@mlmabc Is there a dashboard somewhere to track the biggest trades on HyperEVM?

Exactly 1 week ago a wallet deposited $20M to Hyperliquid and started longing oil. He first longed 157K BRENT ($17.3M), which he already closed for a few hundred thousand profit. He also longed 299K CL ($34.1M). On this position he is up $3.4M, plus $580K in funding collected over the past 7 days. At the current funding rate, he is earning around $16K per hour, or ~$143M per year by longing CL. The wallet is using two API keys, one named “hyperithm_02” and one named “FalconX API”, suggesting this could be @hyperithm , an Asian crypto fund executing the trade via @FalconXGlobal. hypurrscan.io/address/0x9d32…

@IRANinZB Fake account with 2d post history. Your puts and oil calls are not safu

@ted_livingston @BijanTehrani Segwit sadly torpedoed the whole peer to peer electronic cash narrative and Bitcoin core ran with store of value instead. Going to have to convince a lot of wealthy neckbeards to go back to the original vision.

@BijanTehrani It was auto-generated wxFormBuilder boilerplate. It was removed a few days later Bitcoin was supposed to be electronic cash. All we got was a casino. One where everyone loses. It’s time to get back to Satoshi’s vision of peer-to-peer electronic cash

Satoshi wanted to build money. The industry ended up building a casino. One where you are almost guaranteed to lose

As communities gather this weekend, @AstroVicGlover reflects on the shared spaceship we all call home: Earth.

@vladimir_s65091 @Tablesalt13 Not really my style either, but this is incredible value for a family that doesn't have deep pockets and wants to live the American dream. I'm all for it for that reason.

You see the $299,990 price tag, the 2,700 square feet, and you think you’ve hacked the dream house . Let's talk about the architecture or the complete lack thereof. This is a classic example of mass-produced, copy-paste subdivision sprawl. Notice the exterior. The most prominent feature of this home isn’t the entryway or the windows; it is the massive, protruding three-car garage. Architecturally, this is called a "snout house." It prioritizes car storage over human scale and neighborhood engagement. It says, "I drive here, I park, and I hide." It has a brick veneer on the front, which looks fine until you realize it almost certainly transitions to cheap vinyl or Hardie board siding on the sides and back. It’s a movie set; it only looks solid from the street. Step inside, and you are immediately greeted by the holy trinity of cheap new construction: grey wood-look luxury vinyl plank (LVP) flooring, sterile white walls, and zero architectural molding or character. The kitchen features generic shaker cabinets and a massive, poorly proportioned island dropped into the middle of a cavernous room. The house boasts 2,719 square feet, but look at those upstairs rooms. They are vast, empty, carpeted voids. There is no spatial planning. It’s just cheap square footage designed to look good on a Zillow listing, not to actually live in comfortably. You will spend thousands just trying to buy enough furniture to make it not feel like an empty warehouse.

What the f*ck man 🤯🤯

@bobbyhansenjr @JoshuaEbner @griswold @elonmusk Central University of Next-gen Technology

@JoshuaEbner @griswold @elonmusk Texas American Institute of National Technology

Bloomberg says @elonmusk is starting a new school in Austin, TX. "The new institution will start with a STEM-focused primary and secondary school." Would you enroll your kids?

@ZubyMusic I'd take more personal freedom and a slightly less safety over zero-tolerance laws, extensive AI-powered surveillance, and severe penalties any day of the week.

Which large US city is safer than Dubai right now? This is a serious question. If it exists, it should be easy to point out.

@JoNationLive Beautiful story but FSD kinda blew it at this parking job 😆

Picked up a pizza order. As I walked out, an elderly couple was getting out of their new Tesla Model Y. I said, “Beautiful car.” He said, “Thank you. It’s the best car I’ve ever owned.” I said, “Why?” He said, “You see me—I’m 78 and can barely walk, let alone drive. I’m taking my wife out for date night again after 52 years of marriage. We couldn’t do this with our old car. I didn’t buy this to save the planet. I bought it to save me.” 😢 All choked up, I said, “Thank you for sharing. You two go enjoy your dinner!” I see and hear this so often from elderly people buying Teslas, but it never gets old. Tesla is freedom🫶🏻

@aubreystrobel @notgrubles don't try to reason with them, their heads are too far buried underground in the sand

@notgrubles what he’s saying isn’t good for Ethereum either… lol

The Google quantum paper is co-authored by someone employed by the Ethereum Foundation. I'm dead. 😂

@SandyofCthulhu Don't knock it till you try it

Austin puts pad thai in tacos. Their opinion is thus immaterial.

@NicHulscher I've never seen a more obvious lizard person

ORACLE'S LARRY ELLISON: “Citizens will be on their best behavior” with AI surveillance systems "We're constantly recording and reporting everything that's going on." Welcome to the dystopian AI surveillance state.

@MattH_4America this is excellent engagement farming for Elon bucks

Nobody wants to see pictures of your dogs on X

@krugman87 Enjoy the break krugman 👋

well, it was fun guys ✌️