Señor Paprika

@goalsside Who cheated?

🚨🚨| Leandro Trossard and wife Laura Hilven have officially split after 13 years together, Laura confirmed on social media after removing photos of them as a couple. 💍💔

@CPFC 👕

Defeat against Manchester City.

@MLFootball @lexiosborne @KennyKing_Jr @StephieSmallls @shawnemerriman @SteelersWin109 @thebengalorian @REFLOG18 @B_Shousejr @JetNation @jerrythornton *Handegg

THIS WAS A WHOLE DIFFERENT ERA OF FOOTBALL:

@ChelseaFC WTF is going on in the team actually? 😭

Vote for your Men's Player of the Season now! ⭐️

@SkyNews Quarantine them for a year.

BREAKING: Two people who had been on board the MV Hondius have returned to Britain, the UKHSA has said. They are self-isolating and were not showing symptoms. Hantavirus updates: trib.al/xgu6bJJ

@TMZ Excellent coordinatation, as usual. Here goes!

23 Hantavirus Cruise passengers went home before WHO stepped in. tmz.me/cyGmvTX

@lykan_hypers 3 steaks a day for life. 🥩

Él es K9 Valor, salvó la vida de 47 soldados, sobrevivió a un primer terrorista suicida y mató a 3 más, diente contra cuchillo, luego se posicionó entre una explosión y su controlador. La mitad de su cara quedó destrozada, perdió su ojo y oreja izquierda. Lo llevaron a Alemania donde parcialmente le reconstruyeron la mandíbula. El Pentágono le otorgó La medalla de honor del congreso y un aplauso y ovación de más de 8 minutos. Un verdadero héroe.

@FabrizioRomano Couldn't save a PDF against Dortmund. 4-0.

🚨🇩🇪 Noah Atubolu has saved 6 of the last 7 penalties, incredible impact for Freiburg… and summer move, really concrete option. Premier League clubs are monitoring the German GK, more clubs also in Italy are closely following his progress.

@Gottalovechaze That's real.

bitches be missing you, they just don’t know how to say hey i was wrong, i’m sorry i fucked up

@THEL0VESPACE Time to mute you.

BREAKING

@BlackYellow I love this team. 😂

Try to make this, you robot.

@nomodeath "Not surprised. Hate is for hateful people."

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@beri_grizou Oh mi deus ✝️

“I had a 3some with a guy and his Italian mum. We were talking for like 3 months so he invited me to his place when his mom was around and she started complimenting me, not until she started svcking his D in my presence” —Lady reveals the freakiest thing she’s ever done🙆‍♂️🤯

@Bra_Sporo These are poverty push-ups. Don't mess with this bruv.

Boy from Northpine High in Cape Town shows real strength, that’s not easy to pull off 🤯

@fwmarqix You definitely ain't black. 😂

I lived in Japan for a year. Most of my experiences were exhausting in ways I’d rather not get into, but this one still makes me laugh. I was on the train in Osaka, minding my own business, when I noticed a group of school kids a few seats down. They were whispering, glancing at me, then whispering again. They kept passing a folded piece of paper between them as if they were planning something top secret. I watched this go on for two stops. Finally, one of the kids was pushed forward by the others. He walked over to me slowly, like he was approaching a wild animal that might bite. He stopped right in front of me, bowed politely, and held out the folded paper with both hands. I opened it. Inside was a handwritten note in careful English: “Hello. We think you are a very cool person. We are practicing our English. We hope this note is correct. Please give us a score.” At the bottom, they had drawn a literal grading box, out of ten. I looked up. Seven pairs of eyes were staring at me as if their entire semester depended on my response. I pulled out a pen, wrote “10/10” in the box, and added a note: “Perfect English. Well done.” The boy carried it back to the group. They read it together… and absolutely lost their minds. High-fives, jumping, and one kid even pumped his fist in the air. Their teacher, who had been pretending not to watch from the end of the car, was biting her lip, trying hard not to smile. I rode the rest of the journey grinning to myself. That’s the Japan I always remember.

@DudeWhoInvests The problem is with the way that person views "failing".

I think about this often

@Zamani1mthembu Papi loves you. 😘

@PapiLivesMatter Fokof wena sarn

I wonder why kaizer chiefs barely conside when he is playing?

@DrClownPhD Walk out. Find a restaurant without a dancing shithouse and film crew so I can eat in peace.

@TheMuppetPastor If you're not dark-skinned, or have never travelled as a dark-skinned person I'm afraid you're unlikely to understand why this man is a blight on the collective image of Africans internationally.

I get the annoying part. I really do. But he’s not cussing. He’s not doing drugs. He’s not promoting wickedness. He’s just being silly and eating. Not everyone’s cup of tea, I get that. But he’s not a bad dude. We should worry about others who are.