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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute 🔞🌈🚑💙@Passengersalute·
#SouthernStrike - ⚠️ Passengers on @SouthernRailUK are advised that yet another new timetable is in operation and when travelling not to wear their face coverings like one of Pat Butcher's earrings 🤣😷 @bbceastenders @PamStClement01 #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19
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Richard Holliday@rjpholliday

Pleasure to travel this morning with @SouthernRailUK; brilliant announcements from this legendary driver advising me, among other amusing things, not to wear my face covering “like one of Pat Butcher’s earrings” 🤣 Here’s a taste for the unfamiliar youtu.be/9A4Xy3OWozA

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Coy Modem Knight@CoyModemKnight·
BREAKING NEWS: Results of GTR's improved rolling stock maintenance regime begin to appear...
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute 🔞🌈🚑💙@Passengersalute·
@grumpcrusader @Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail @NetworkRailSE @ABCommuters We think that either Trevor is the BFG or @SouthernRailUK are lying about the distance of that patio from the railway? 🤔 ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail mobile.twitter.com/SouthernRailUK…
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@Gene32798446 @networkrail Not to worry, the patio is a good distance from the tracks but the angle of the pic certainly makes it look a bit closer than it is. ^Alex.S

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Magenta Lee
Magenta Lee@magenta_x·
@SouthernRailUK @Se_Railway why is no one checking the trains for people wearing masks? I’m currently sat opposite someone with no mask and have someone to the right of me with no mask.. if your gonna make rules why can’t you get someone to check people are sticking to them 😤
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Tom Bradey
Tom Bradey@TheOfficialTom·
To see a cleaner, spraying and cleaning in detail on @SouthernRailUK makes me feel a lot safer. Plus for a 1st time journey, it’s quite comfortable
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SeanFleetwood@SeanPFleetwood·
Masks masks masks!? @SouthernRailUK please enforce for god’s sake... 1601 London Bridge to Beckenham Jn. Clowns everywhere. No enforcement.
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Gene
Gene@Gene32798446·
@SouthernRailUK Unbelievable in a traincare depot with no high vis on near running rails and he is a train manager should know better @networkrail
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The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute 🔞🌈🚑💙@Passengersalute·
#SouthernStrike - ⚠️ Hows your luck this Friday morning? 3 early morning trains, 3 cancelled services and 3 different excuses? All within 8 minutes? Seems the @SouthernRailUK random excuse generator is still in full working order 🎯 #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail
Lottie@charlielie

@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. We’re in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway😩😢

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Lottie@charlielie·
@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. We’re in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway😩😢
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@Jonnie4936 Thameslink don't have (or need to have) a Conductor or OBS, hence why some services/routes miraculously became Thameslink services after the industrial action ended and an agreement was reached with the unions.. Strange that? 🤔 ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters mobile.twitter.com/Passengersalut…
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@ABCommuters @IanProsser7 @railandroad #SouthernStrike - ⚠ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters

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"Jay"@Jonnie4936·
@Passengersalute I've never seen a conductor nor an OBS on a Thameslink service. It's a problem when there is disruption and I might need to re-route. The driver doesn't always say what the problem is.
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#SouthernStrike - ⚠ We also asked #DoctorWho Q: How can we get away with a 14% fare increase without anybody asking awkward questions about service levels? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters twitter.com/Passengersalut…
The Passenger(s Staying Alert) Salute 🔞🌈🚑💙@Passengersalute

@ABCommuters @IanProsser7 @railandroad #SouthernStrike - ⚠ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS? A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters

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