Patrick Wells

@BGatesIsaPyscho Nope!

Anyone else get the feeling Israel & America are quickly regretting starting this War?

@ShinarSquirrel Praise the Old Gods! Odin doesn’t give a fuck if you use profanity because Vikings weren’t pussies.

If you claim to be a Christian, yet fill your social media posts with constant profanity, I will question your salvation. Every time.

@GeneralMCNews That’s fine. Out the door they go. Don’t want a bunch of pussies in our ranks.

BREAKING: U.S. Marines are filing emergency conscientious objector claims in an effort to avoid deployment in the ongoing war against Iran.

@DefiantLs It’s not April 1st yet, Professor.

Prof. Mearsheimer: "Iran will win the war. Trump has no choice but to give in to most of Iran's demands. This will be a humiliating defeat for the U.S."

@RepDarrenSoto You have zero comprehension of what an authoritarian regime is.

In America, there are #NoKings. 🇺🇸 👑 🚫 #TeamSoto was proud to stand with constituents in Kissimmee, Poinciana and Orlando today speaking out against Trump’s corrupt, authoritarian administration.

@SDSLLC_USA Praise Odin us Vikings don’t do retarded shit like this.

Worshipping a wall is not worshipping God, it's a form of idolatry.

@WHLeavitt @antonioguterres Can’t leave it soon enough. Guess they’re going to have to move the HQ building from New York.

BREAKING: The United Nations is officially calling to isolate the United States. UN’s Special Rapporteur Francesca Albanese, appointed by @antonioguterres, calls on the 192 member states to isolate America. Do you support the U.S. withdrawing from the UN? A. Yes B. No

@WallStreetMav One of the best shows ever created.

Everyone is saying Landman is worth watching. So I will try a few episodes this weekend.

@AscendTrue Once I’m rich enough I’m going to commission the building of a giant statue of Odin in New York Harbor. Hail the Old Gods!

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Los liberales están enloquecidos tras los rumores de que se planea construir una enorme estatua de Jesús, el Cristo de la Libertad, en el puerto de Nueva York para honrar la herencia cristiana de Estados Unidos. ¿Cuál es tu reacción?

@BulwarkOnline They’re just excited to get out of the house.

The Villages retirement community in Florida have turned out in huge numbers for No Kings. William Steiner, our Villages correspondent, says that the turnout is twice as big as last year's.

@HustleBitch_ This is an AI account. You can tell by the use of the em dash.

🚨 HIGHWAY PATROL PLOWS UPSIDE-DOWN CAR ACROSS LIVE CALIFORNIA FREEWAY — AND DRIVERS ARE STUNNED This just happened in Riverside, California and drivers couldn’t believe what they were watching. A California Highway Patrol unit lines up… then plows a flipped vehicle sideways across multiple lanes like it’s nothing. • Car completely upside down • Plowed across FOUR lanes of traffic — median to the shoulder • Patrol vehicle uses brute force to clear it • No warning… just impact People watching from behind the wheel are shocked this is even allowed. Most drivers thought this would make it worse… not be standard procedure. Now everyone’s asking the same thing: Since when was this an option… and how often are they doing this without people noticing?

@ForgiatoBlow47 Common sense. The Democrats are working hard to eliminate that and have everyone programmed.

Name something that's been quietly disappearing from society over the last 30 years...

@MostlyPeaceful I’ve seen a lot of retarded things in my life. This is at the top of the list.

No Kings Protestors in Nashville

@AmericaPapaBear I’ll bet the majority of those people are Muslim and African immigrants.

🚨BREAKING: A massive crowd of people have gathered in London in support of the American left’s No Kings protest. The country that literally has a King is protesting against America who doesn’t. Can’t make this stuff up.

@RepDarrenSoto @HouseDemocrats We all know why. Democrats refuse to fund ICE and pass the SAVE Act. This is on your heads.

.@HouseDemocrats voted to pass the bipartisan Senate DHS funding bill last night. House Republicans blocked it. Now the DHS Shutdown continues and the blame falls squarely on them. As a result, TSA, FEMA, Coast Guard still don’t have a budget.

@RepDarrenSoto Bring it on, ass hat. Time is running out for you. Can’t wait to vote you out in November.

Time is running out for the Federal Censorship Commission. A reckoning is coming to reign in this blatant corruption.

@Lazce @LuckyW1nn @Saint_Chevalier @miles_commodore That’s a new one for me. Hilarious.

@LuckyW1nn @Saint_Chevalier @miles_commodore I don't know "mayonnaise monkey" sometimes sets people off

Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit.

@HLoveshaft @LuckyW1nn @miles_commodore That would be ignorant Democrats and blacks keep voting for them.

@LuckyW1nn @miles_commodore Nah...white people just got offended when they had to sit by blacks or see them vote.

@miles_commodore Those shows were hilarious. You can call us white folk whatever you want. We don’t get offended.

@jondelarroz We’re right-wing haters because we didn’t watch a terrible show? I stopped watching before it even got to the gay stuff. It was just awful.

Did we really kill Starfleet Academy? Good job, chuds.